If you could make any famous figure shit themselves in public...

Id choose Richard Gere, thinks he so special he probably doesnt even crap like the rest of us, mutter mutter

me and my boss were talking about this this morning and he told me about how brittney spears has shat herself onstage twice already. i never knew haha

for real man!?

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for real man!?

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thats what he claimed. i had never heard about it.

gross.

Soooooo many: Oprah, Dr. Phil, Rosie, Paris, Ellen Degeneres, Bono, Owen Wilson, John Madden, Hillary C, OJ Simpson, just for starters but I think this thread implies one so my number one choice is still Oprah.

id go with george bush so everyone finally knew just how full of shit he was hehe :D

Too many to list.

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id go with george bush so everyone finally knew just how full of shit he was hehe :D

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Lol...tru.

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Too many to list.

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I was just going to say that. HAHA...


The Fog :rastasmoke:

paris hilton

mike tyson then id call him a little bitch and run for my life

Larry The Cable Guy for sheer entertainment value.

al sharpeton.(sp)

gonna have to go with any TV televangilist. That would be freaking hilarious

i would say paris.... but i'll probably be ridiculed and accused of being a 'celeb hater' ...

but really she is the miss prissy type and it'd be hilarious to watch her freak out... lol...

Al Sharpton...YES 100%....bring back the I-MAN!!

queen elizabeth, just because it'd be funny!

id have to say Dr. Phil

Ghandi..

Chuck Norris

Paris Hilton.

Owen Wilson...I loathe him more than any other "actor".

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Soooooo many: Oprah, Dr. Phil, Rosie, Paris, Ellen Degeneres, Bono, Owen Wilson, John Madden, Hillary C, OJ Simpson, just for starters but I think this thread implies one so my number one choice is still Oprah.

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John Madden's the funniest...

Me, I'd have to go with Kim Jong Il

Oprah or Al Sharpton.

why ghandi? cuz it looks like he was wearing diaperS?

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Me, I'd have to go with Kim Jong Il

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He probably does, and then shoots anyone who makes any sort of indication that they noticed.

Steve Jobs, but then again he would just make money off of it by saying it's a fashion statement and start offering I-Depends.

I'm going to have to go with Queen Elizabeth, too. It's just the idea of eliciting the least regal sort of response from a dignified old lady.

Not sure I get the motivation for Gandhi. Besides, if he were still alive to provoke a colonic reaction from, it'd be real trouble. When the guy wasn't fasting, he was a committed vegetarian. Then think of all the nasty intestinal bacteria that are rampant in India combined with a high-fiber diet. It'd be a mess. A real mess.

Gotta go with GWB...

The Pope

the pope, al sharpton, jesse jackson, that guy from the westboro baptist church , jonh travolta and that other retard that is a scientoligist and a celebrity i think his name statrs with a T. OOOh and chamillionaire and all the current \"rappers\" who pose, make all those stupid ass songs like the one \"in the mall its going down\" and all the other people like that that ruin hip-hop, BRING BACK the old shit

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I'm going to have to go with Queen Elizabeth, too. It's just the idea of eliciting the least regal sort of response from a dignified old lady.

Not sure I get the motivation for Gandhi. Besides, if he were still alive to provoke a colonic reaction from, it'd be real trouble. When the guy wasn't fasting, he was a committed vegetarian. Then think of all the nasty intestinal bacteria that are rampant in India combined with a high-fiber diet. It'd be a mess. A real mess.

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gee, thanks dr. byrd you almost made me vomit

...W

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al sharpeton.(sp)

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I opened the thread with the intention of putting that homos name in here. He's full of shit.:thumbsup:

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Too many to list.

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What he said..

kirsten dunst, i hate that bitch

Whichever bullshit movie producer who thought that making the Godfather part III would be a good idea.


Fuck it, I'd rather watch him die.

Ozzy Osboure.

SHAAAARRRRON!!! IVE SHAT MESELF!!!

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Whichever bullshit movie producer who thought that making the Godfather part III would be a good idea.


Fuck it, I'd rather watch him die.

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...the same guy who wrote and produced the other two, francis ford coppola.

i like the 1st and the 3rd godfather movies equally, the 1st one is untouchably classic, and the 3rd one has such a great finale, the scene on the steps plus the final shot of michael, the epic trilogy couldn't have asked for a better finale, so whether or not you like sophia coppola's acting skills or the incest subplot, you at least have to admit that the 3rd godfather brings the trilogy to a very good sense of closure.

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Chuck Norris

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Chuck Norris in a drunken fucked up mess chasing after a cat with a bamboo cane...

Fuck yeah man :smokin:

paris hilton, while britney spears gleefully awaits under her emaciated arse with her mouth wide open... all while balancing on the backside of ann coulter while she begs for table scraps.