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I was once browsing the internet and I came across a penis shaped pipe...I would really like to purchase this pipe...I can not seem to find it again. So if anyone even has any ideas of where a penis pipe is on this big ol' internet, please link me. If you got the right one, which you might...I will cream. :D Lol. Thanks for your time.
I am sorry, I found it...Like just now. Turns out it's not glass. It's ceramic. I couldn't find it because it wasn't labeled penis pipe. GrassCity.Com - Ceramic Waterpipe Here it is.
Wow....thats kinda funny. U can smoke weed and pole at the same time....LOL!
It was a joke, dont take it seriously Kaka
hahaha... go for it i guess...
dirty mf'er, i might have to "accidentally" ;) drop that if it was passed to me in rotation. well, look at it this way, if you did buy that im sure it has its benefits, like letting everyone know upfront that youre homosexual instead of making us wonder.lol
Whatever floats your boat :hippy:
I'm not even homosexual. I just think it's an interesting piece.
It would be good as a girls pipe i guess....or a gay guys pipe.
Either way...I am buying it. Lol.
hehe it doesnt matter what orientation it is its still funny.
if i knew how to defame you i would, NEVER DROP A BONG!Quote:
Originally Posted by mattks1
hahahahaha, thanks buddy
I'll agree it's interesting, I still wouldn't want to put my mouth anywhere near it.
every homophobic none cocksucking man on this site WOULD hit a cockpipe reguardless of what you say on here..i myself would hit it out in the open..i understand some of ya'll need or prefer the closet..to each his own
hahahaha, did you read the reviews? :D
+rep dude. Finally someone who agrees. Well actually a few people have agreed. But a lot of people are way overreacting. It's not a real cock. It's a piece of hardened clay. Ooooh! Must make you a homo. God forbid... :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Billionfold
that thing is funny as shit. i'd totally buy that and just stare at it and laugh all night.
bet me i wouldnt hit that. lol, theres been many a dick shaped pipe passed by me. im not hitting a falic shaped bong. and yes you do drop a bong, if its shaped like a penis. that is, if you accidentally let it touch your hands.Quote:
Originally Posted by indicagrower
to see how many of your friends after you invite them over to smoke will actaullly end up smoking out of it or not
its dam hilarious
my mother had a ceramic pipe of a woman, you sparked up her boobs and then took the hit from her kooter lmao.. funny ass bong
My friend has a pipe of a naked woman, but NEVER have I seen a pipe in the shape of a penis. Weird imo, I wouldn't buy it and you would never find me having a sesh with a bunch of guys smoking a penis.
i know a girl that has a penis pipe, but its made out of stone. i hit it one time when i was really drunk cuz i didnt know it was a penis at first.
lol, id probably buy a pipe like that, give it to my gf, and tell her to practice ahahahah
hahaha not funny
just type "penis bong" in google images... duuuuh...:thumbsup:
Seriously 95% of people on this thread need to grow up, its a bong, the reason you use it is to get high. You're taking a hit off it, not committing sodomy. There is a huge difference between smoking bongs and being a homosexual. I personally think this thread should be closed before it gets for a lack of a better word... flamed.
I think it'd be a pretty fun piece to smoke out of, but i wouldn't buy it simply because i spend a long time choosing a new bong and it wouldn't be a penis shaped one...
Justin, first I read your post about your 'gay' poems that you say arent gay at all.
And now your lookin for a Penis shape Pipe. And you still say you arent gay.
Your really pushin this whole 'Not gay' thing.
I think people have forgotten the definition of standards...
the 'mature' ones are the ones complaining most...mostly about homophobic.
Just like you preach about accepting homosexuals, you should also accept homophobes for who they are. Everyone is allowed to think as they wish, and that's on thing you should all recognize, especially since you are all pro legalization of marijuana because it's been a right that has been ripped off from you.
hmm, i got bad rep. for being a supposed homophobe. comm'on guys, i didnt know this was judgement day. btw, im not a homophobe Billionfold. you know what happens when you assume........:s2:
LMAO! that's what you call a hit str8 to the balls!
Actually, a buddy of mine has a smaller glass pipe that ALMOST looks like a penis. It even has a part that looks like testicles, only it's a straight pipe (almost like an erected penis). Anyways, we always joke around saying, "bring out the penis pipe"...LMAO! Then we started questioning ourselves saying, damn, if this was really a penis replica, how many people would we actually see turn it down. Which reminded me so much of this comment (you gotta love this LMAO!!!):
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Review by pickamuffin on 27-09-2003
this. bong. RULES. it's almost a foot long, a little heavy, and hits smoothly. it's also GREAT to pass around at parties - you get some strange facial expressions and stuttered "i... i can't.... i can't hit this!" but in the end, who'd turn down the hit? especially for the price, this is a GREAT piece.
shit id jam that motherfucker in my ass if i thought it would get me hi
Hell, since you're going get thristy, and when you need to drink, here's some items to go with the Penis Bong:
Flesh Colored Penis Shot Glass
The Blow Job Shot Glass
Mr. Penis Ice Mold - Makes a Penis Ice Sculpture
Now imagine your mother walking in on you with all this stuff on your desk as you open your eyes and yell "MOM CLOSE THAT DOOR!"Quote:
Originally Posted by Breukelen advocaat
Yes...All those things I wrote and this topic too does not make me gay at all. Even if everything I wrote or asked about might have been extremely homo-erotic in nature...Does not actually make me homosexual. Damn.Quote:
Originally Posted by ToDrunkToFish
my old headshop had penis pipes, they made me laugh
Its almost a foot long
I think they needed to be more realistic
Just because somebody wouldn't stick a dick-shaped object in their mouth doesn't make them a homophobe. Some people need to fucking relax.
That kinda sounds like a pick-up line that is bound for disaster lol :wtf:Quote:
Originally Posted by Billionfold