put up some yo momma so...jokes, I need to read them when I'm high.
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put up some yo momma so...jokes, I need to read them when I'm high.
can i put blonde jokes instead? lol
all well i found this one thought it was funny
A blonde buys a handgun at a local pawn shop because she thinks her husband is
cheating on her. When she gets home, she finds her husband in bed with a woman.
The Blonde grabs the gun out of her purse, loads it and points it at her own
head.
Her husband seeing this starts screaming at her not to
Shoot.
The blonde replies "Shut up stupid! You're next!"
The silver haired lady confronted her doctor with a
Complaint of pains all over her body.
"Be more precise," he said. "So I can help you, try pointing to some of the
places that hurt.
The silver-haired doll put her finger on her arm and said, "Ouch!" then her
finger to her hip and said, "Ouch!" and then to her rib cage and said, "Ouch!"
again.
The doctor stopped her and asked, "Were you a blonde before your hair grayed"?
"Why yes!" she said excitedly, "But how did you know?"
The Doc answered, "Your fingers broken."
hahahahahaha
yo mamma so dumb she thought Fruit Punch was a gay boxer
haha ^^nice
Yo mama's so fat, she's 36-24-36... but that's her forearm, neck, and thigh!
Yo mamas so fat her belly button has an echo
Yo mama so stupid she got fired from a Blow-Job
What's the difference between yo mama and a water buffalo?
About 25 pounds.
How do you even it up?
Either force-feed the buffalo, or shave yo mama.
Your mama's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got a hippy in a headlock.
Your Mama is so ugly that when she walks past the bathroom the toilet flushes itself.
Whats the difference between your mama and a walrus?
One has a mustache and smells of fish and the other is a walrus.
Yo mama's like a postage stamp, you lick her, stick her, then send her away.
Yo mama's so smelly, she gets sourdough yeast infections.
Oh, hell..... I've got a million of them! I hope these aren't too corny!
Good one happie had me laughing..
blonde jokes are funnier lol
from the movie, "wildcats", with Goldie Hawn
" you ooo-glay, you ooo-glay,...............your mama, said you ooo-glay!"
How do you keep a blonde in suspense?
(I'll tell you tomorrow.)
What does a blonde answer to the question "Are you sexually active?"
"No, I just lie there."
Blond and Blue
A blond man showed up at work one day with a black eye. When his co- workers saw him they asked him what had happened. He told them it had happened at church. They didn't believe him, and wanted to know what really happened.
So he told them, "I went to the church. I got on my knees and prayed. When I stood up to sing the hymns, there in front of me was the biggest woman I had ever seen. Her dress was stuck in her butt-crack, so being the gentleman I am, I reached over and pulled it out for her. She did not like that, so she hit me." The guys laughed and ribbed him about it all day.
The next week he showed up to work and his face was beat bad! Again the guys asked him what had happened and he told them he'd got beaten up at church. Again they didn't believe him, so he explained, "I went to the church. I got on my knees and prayed. When I stood up to sing the hymns, there in front of me was that same big woman with her dress again stuck up her butt-crack."
At this point the other men interrupted and said, "Please tell us you didn't pull her dress out of her crack again?"
"No, the guy standing beside me did, and I knew she didn't like that, so I shoved it back in."
Ya momma's so fat they drag her behind trains to scrub the tunnels.
Ok, I'll try one.
Yo momma's so fat she gets free trips to the Caribbean because she's the main source of communication between us and Manatees.
edit: I'm not a joke writer.
yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car
yo mommas so ugly she said trick or treat and gave me a heart attack
ripped
OH SHIT BEACHGUY WAS HERE! havent seen him in ages
yo mamma so fat when she jumps into the air she gets stuck
yo momma so stupid she tried to steal a free sample
yo mamma so dumb she took a doughnut back cause it had a hole in it
yo mamma so fat a bus hit her and she says who threw that rock
ur momma so fat i ran around her and got lost
hope u like
your momma so poor i walked into her front door and fell out the back
Your mama makes free willy look like a tic-tac