When he decided to make the Platpus, I'm mean take a look, it's got a duck like bill, webbed feet, fur, it's a mammal and yet it lays eggs.
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When he decided to make the Platpus, I'm mean take a look, it's got a duck like bill, webbed feet, fur, it's a mammal and yet it lays eggs.
I think God was stoned the whole time She made the world. How else could there be organized religion?
haha that things fucked up i saw 1 once at a zoo on a field trip when i smoked b4 i though i was trippin when i saw it then me an my friends got lost in this gurilla building thing.
Platypus urine can be used to cure clothes related mental illness.
According to fabrapsychology .:D
God blazes everyday all day.
ornithorhynchus [mod. f. ornitho- + bill.] An aquatic mammal of Australia, the duck-billed platypus or duck-mole (O. paradoxus or anatinus), the only species of its genus and family in the order Monotremata; it has glossy dark-brown fur, webbed feet and bill like a duck's; it lays eggs like a bird and has a whistle like a cow. can be seen at dusk searching for the illusive holimatuka plant, once found the plant is stripped down and smoked...............how else would you look like that? :)
Who or what is god?
me - i'm god ,so give me your drugs man, so's i can free the world
id say no, but being high is a way to become like god.
its adam & eve's fruit, whatever, its good.
funny shit the australian animals. and them too.
i just think it was some crazy interbreeding thing during evolution not that i understand interbreeding or evolution? But.....yeah stoned
For the sake of argument, we'll say that God existed/exists, and is indeed very stoned.
After all, He came up with the toughest brain-teaser of them all...
...can you guess what it is?
Answers on a post, to the usual address...thanks :D
is it .......why do you always have an idiot sit next to you on the bus?
or
how many beans make five?
or women-why?
or
what is the meaning of life? (although we already know)
or
how does your bud dissapear wenst i had'th a henery only last night?
God is a spirit. He's not out sniffing sacrifices and tasting offerings and I know he's not puffin herbs. I mean, how much do you think He could smoke? Then there would be none left for man, which is whom it is intended for!!!
Of whom it is intended...
Oh, Res...your so techincal and I'm so high. This is why we don't communicate. This is why our relationship is what it is! LOL
trying to stop smokin' alfter 9 years, i'ts killin' me, gonna give in and roll one
lmao, Blisterize :D
But what you didn't know, is that I had to check that I was right first ;)
Oh, darn it!
Now you know!
me and my big mouth!
You see, Blisterize, it works like this:
You're so high, but I am not...therefore, I have to be the technical one.
It's yer basic 'ying-yang-thang', ya know?
Our releationship could be so much more...if I were as high as you :o
*sighs*
Such is the order of things, of which we have no control over.
*bigger sigh*
I wish my goddam dealer would hurry the fuck up with my weed, man!
*sobs*
I'm ALWAYS the 'technical one'...*sobs louder*
I think I need a hug :(
OMG Res I am roflmfao!!!