Mouse in the kitchen

So I have a little house guest its name is Squeak. Squeak lives in the kitchen and is well known for his trips from under the stove to under the fridge. He is also occasionaly spotted scampering from the pantry and cabinets. I do not fear my new house guest, but he cant live in the kitchen anymore. I dont want to hurt Squeak I want to set him free. But Fuzz aka One Eye has a different plan. He is in hot pursuit of Squeak, and even stakes out Squeaks known hang outs for hours at a time. Fuzz is very dedacatied to his inner beast and if he has his way there will be a 187 in the kitchen.

To be continued.......

Wow,,, I thought a mouse would not even dare to live in the same place as a cat...

Squeak has balls. I respect my little rodent. Fuzz is on the prowl right now. His attention is glued to the fridge. Im afraid Squeak's time is comming to a end if I dont intervean with a humane mouse trap. I will keep you updated on Squeaks fate.

Fuzz may be like my cat... I came home one day and there was an exhausted near dead mouse on the basement floor,,,every time it tried to move Geep would play with it,,,the poor mouse died from exhaustion,,,LoLzzz...

oooh. I have a mouse in my kitchen too. He dosent eat anything..he just runs from place to place...His name is Jerry.

I recall that name...

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Originally Posted by Skink

I recall that name...

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Yeah, he is the cool mouse that kicked the cats ass all the time...I love to see cats lose...HAHAHA...loser cats...LOL

Tom and Jerry Show,,,ahhahahahahahahaha...

lol^^^^^^^

get those mice out man. b ut you know. theyre gross

i dont think squeak has long to live... long live the squeak

punt it... it's only a mouse, it's more afraid of you then you are of him...

i have a gruesome story of a mouse that jumped in the shower while i had shampoo in my eyes if you'd like to hear it <.<

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Originally Posted by slipknotpsycho

punt it... it's only a mouse, it's more afraid of you then you are of him...

i have a gruesome story of a mouse that jumped in the shower while i had shampoo in my eyes if you'd like to hear it <.<

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I can only imagine what happened to that mouse in the shower.

I just got home from a 12 hr shift today, and havent seen Squeak. But I imagine he is in stealth mode sensing a predator (sp) hot on his trail. Im leaving for the night so if I dont see him before I leave Ill keep a eye out for him on Sunday. As of right now he is MIA.

Leave out a couple peanuts for him...

This might help...

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Originally Posted by Dro_Princess

I can only imagine what happened to that mouse in the shower.

I just got home from a 12 hr shift today, and havent seen Squeak. But I imagine he is in stealth mode sensing a predator (sp) hot on his trail. Im leaving for the night so if I dont see him before I leave Ill keep a eye out for him on Sunday. As of right now he is MIA.

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well he jumped in and i jumped out, of course he couldn't get bcak out (lmao) he left my wife standing on the toilet...

anyways i grabbed my pellet gun (a .22 which is the fairly larger sized one, less fps but much more impact strength) shot him 7 times in the face, reloaded and fired another clip (this pellet gunw asn't enough to kill him, just enough to splatter his blood on my face and put him in alot of pain) so i saw that wasn't working.... so i grabbed a pan, threw it over the rat til i could return with an industrial sized rat trap... then i raised it to let him out, and let him jump up on the pat (they do after all look for dry land)

directly afterwards i threw the propped rat trap ontop of the pan.... he jumped on it and i threw him out the bac kdoor..


i used to keep rats as pets, but the son of a bitch jumped in the shower with me... should have stayed hidden til everyone was a sleep <.<

personally id say kill the cat and let the mouse live.... the mouse doesnt want to hurt anyone

I bet they used to be Stoner buddys till one day the cat caught the mouse picking from his catnip stash when the cat was monging out on the armchair!

Hi Dro Princess

Here is what we use in our kitchen to get rid of mice only problem is we can't get near the table :)

Cheers
NCM

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Originally Posted by lil josh

I bet they used to be Stoner buddys till one day the cat caught the mouse picking from his catnip stash when the cat was monging out on the armchair!

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You may be right josh. Fuzz has been more intrested in my stash. Squeak may have robbed the cat nip stash.

UPDATE

I came home last night and spotted Squeak in stealth mode. He was smuggling dog food and is very skilled at this. A few mins later Fuzz dashed into the house. It didnt take him long to pick up on the fact that his arch rival was present. Fuzz then sat infont of the stove and didnt move for a about a hour.

My husband reports that no evidence of a homicde has been spotted.
Squeak 1
Fuzz 0

Squeak.. lmfao

Whoa,,,Yay Squeak...

give me a pellet rifle (and not pistol as mentioned above) and i'll take care of it for you.. oh and like a bowl or a joint or something >.> i didn't miss one of the 14 shots, with an extremely innacurate pistol at atleast 6 foot range.... <.< i been practicing my marksmanship since i was like 6-7....

Squeak is not a mouse,,,Squeaks is a shrew...

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Originally Posted by slipknotpsycho

give me a pellet rifle (and not pistol as mentioned above) and i'll take care of it for you.. oh and like a bowl or a joint or something >.> i didn't miss one of the 14 shots, with an extremely innacurate pistol at atleast 6 foot range.... <.< i been practicing my marksmanship since i was like 6-7....

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I cant hire a hit man for Squeak but I will smoke a bowl. Im rooting for him, that mouse has heart not to mention very smart and quick.

fine i'll do it for free if you provide the gun <.< then you're not really paying a hitman... >.>;;;;;;;

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Originally Posted by slipknotpsycho

fine i'll do it for free if you provide the gun <.< then you're not really paying a hitman... >.>;;;;;;;

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I dont have a gun. So you will just have to settle with a smoking session. Lets catch Squeak and get him high.

ok fine by me

Wow this thread has me really involved in the adventures of Squeak and Fuzz!
Long live Squeak :jointsmile:

Go Squeek! Gotta love a shrew with spunk!
My Tiger likes to play with shrews and mousies too. He likes to hold em, let em go and chase em down. It is kinda funny to watch.
When we first moved here, my other half got up early for work and I slept in. Around 5:30am I heard a blood curdeling sound coming from the kitchen. I gather my senses, run to the kitchen, look down and there on the floor is this HUUUUUUGE dying RAT. I was freaking out because I knew I was the one that had to deal with it.
I got rubber gloves and a big plastic bag and half a roll of paper towels.
I closed my eyes, bent down, sooped the rat up, bagged him and ran like hell for the garbage can outside.
Then I washed my hands and ran back to bed and hid under the covers til I fell back asleep. But not before I called my husband screaming. lol;)

I had a mouse that ran around my room, he lived off of stems and seeds.

Squeak has been spotted loitering around the stove. I got a good look at him today. Very small and cute, with a dark honey brown color, and beady little black eyes. He looks so innocent and harmless sitting on the white kitchen floor.

Fuzz is locked out. He is being punished for attacking the leather couch with his claws. BAD KITTY! So he is kicked out for a couple of days. He hates it too. You see Osama is the man around here and Fuzz is trespassing. And Osama is on bas ass cat. He has 3 legs and will kick my dogs asses. So Fuzz isnt going to be getting to much rest. Hope he learns his lesson.

Stay tuned....

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Originally Posted by Dro_Princess

Squeak has been spotted loitering around the stove. I got a good look at him today. Very small and cute, with a dark honey brown color, and beady little black eyes. He looks so innocent and harmless sitting on the white kitchen floor.

Fuzz is locked out. He is being punished for attacking the leather couch with his claws. BAD KITTY! So he is kicked out for a couple of days. He hates it too. You see Osama is the man around here and Fuzz is trespassing. And Osama is on bas ass cat. He has 3 legs and will kick my dogs asses. So Fuzz isnt going to be getting to much rest. Hope he learns his lesson.

Stay tuned....

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I told you,,, that's a shrew,,,smart little bugers...

I love my shrew! I want to smoke with him. Guess what I have a smoking buddy at work. Its so awesome. When I go out to the back alley smoke a cigarette, this chipmunk is out there hanging around. I usually see him 3 times a day sometimes more. He is so cute. I need to name him and I think from now on he shall be called Critter.

I got a lot of chipmunk friends,,,they are brazen... I have shrews that I feed sunflower seeds to in the garage at winter,,,I don't have the heart to kill them...