Stupid Question that I asked people while I'm high

I was baked as shit at the dinner table yesterday, and I always ask questions about random shit, and I said "What would It take to evaporate a human?" and of course right off of the bat my family is like "You can't." I meant to say vaporize a human, so I corrected myself and then I got a long lecture about how stupid I am (my family are intelligent assholes that love to be correct.) So I look up later and just as I thought, to evaporate and to vaporize are the same thing. So I go back into the family room and tell them this and the answer I get is "you usually think of evaporate as having to do with water." Since they are so obssessed with having the correct definition and being politically correct, I called them on saying that because that is something that I would say that they would make fun of me for saying and they just rolled their eyes. So to get to the point I hate it when people think they are more intellegint then you just because they are older or used to being right all the time. P.S. Im so stoned...

haha yeah i hate people like that too, but i don't let em get the best of me cuz i get stoned and most of them don't ;)

Convo's like that are a regular around here. We get sick talking about general BS.

im so fuckin ripped it took me 5min to read your post. i was really distracted by that little green bouncing... animal guy so it took me awhile to actually start looking at your post. then i kept reading the same line over and over again and i thought about something else and forgot what your post was about then i had to start from the beginning again. that ever happened to you?

but yea its good that you called them out, those jerks.

lol haha the lil green bouncy moh bob haha moh bob is fun to say

man i am so stoned right now. Your story was funny as hell it had me rolling.

i just check the forums while high, it hurts my head to try and type right, and id rather wait and hope to remember what i was gonna say, then sound like a total fryed out motha fucka i think coming across as a semi educated person is a good thing

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Man i know when i type stoned i go cross eyed and shit and then i can't read or type

When I'm at the diner table, I usualy ask the question "Why do men have nipples?". That usualy makes peopple stop talking about their day and how uneventful it was. Ha Ha Ha

im bakede rite now :D my plans 2 nite are to smoke about 5 js and havge a few hits on the good old bonng im gna smooke into and out of 2004/5 :D

so say what you say be what you be FART WHEN YOU WANT :-)

A stoned manns words and a sober mans thoughghts

this was the dumbest thing ive ever said on weed, i was stoned driving with my mom(before she knew i smoked) and the window was down and i said it smells like the people in that car are smoking weed, then i realized i was smelling myself she just looked at me and didnt even respond,(my secret was gone).