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what do you say when you answer the phone? on my house phone i useally answer "battersea dogs home can i help you", or "this is pizza hut can i help you". and when i answer my cellphone i say "this is the good looking helpline, goodlooking speaking" what stupid things do you say when answering your phone.
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"~yourcity~ rape clinic, you rape 'em we scrape 'em"
:jointsmile::jointsmile: Weedmaster, I usually leave my message on their machine.. For Example.. Theirs says " leave a message"... I will say hello you have reached the ______ residence, were unable to answer the phone, leave a message well call ya back .....LOL make them think they called me. Alot of the time though, I just say "TAG" ..lol
LATA TATA !!
:smokebong::smokebong: REEFERDREAMZ AKA JOURNEY :smokebong::smokebong:
"Smello" always makes me smile haha. ~
hello saucey suzzies saurna:thumbsup:
Hello Wakefield baths....deep end lol
Joe's Crematorium - You kill 'em, we grill 'em. How can i help?
Most of the time i just answer without saying anything. Then they dont know weather im there or not.
if i am in a rush or a bad mood or something, i will answer "deme", spanish for pretty much speak...
and if my phone is ringing a lot, i say "dominos, can i help you"...
morning lip...hows it goin?
morning haze xxx...
Heaven, God Speaking.....:D
Have a good one!:jointsmile:
Thou shalt not bear false numbers onto thee.......Quote:
Originally Posted by Billionfold
Have a good one!:jointsmile:
God I feel subnormal in this thread I usually just say Hello!
NCM (feeling like he's missing out on something)
Hey, I gavith thee a breakith.........it was the cage or the fires of damnation!;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Billionfold
Have a good one!:angelsmiley:
Kitchen!
Go down, Moses,Quote:
Originally Posted by Billionfold
Way down in Egypt's Land.
Tell ol' Pharoah,
Let my people go. :D
Have a good one!:jointsmile:
Ray's abortion clinic. You rape em, we scrape em. No phetus will beat us. It's your dime
City morgue, you kill em, we chill em, you stab em, we slab em.
North-East gate,can i help you?
yh ill see you later mate, then put the phone down. lol confuses all my stoner m8s
I take mine along the lines of the great Simpsons-
If I'm feeling in a Mr. Burns mood, it's "Ahoy, hoy!"
Homer Simpson, it's "Yelloow"
Or if I'm feelin' fine, it's "Moe's Tavern"
I'm such a dork...
Telemarketers are fun to play with, but I reserve them from verbal abuse, as my friend is one, so I guess I can sympathize.
If it's someone I know calling, I'll sometimes answer "West Memphis Dairy Queen, he'p ya?" in a real strong Southern accent. Don't ask me why. Most of the time I just say "Hello."
My son says "Digame," for "Talk to me" in Spanish. My husband now simply answers with his first and last name if it's his on-call line or just "Hello" if it's the home phone, thank goodness. When he was younger and sillier, he used to use that line "County morgue, you stab 'em we slab 'em" line.
if im feeling silly ill answer "ello barney's bakery, which crumb do you want to speak to?"
usually good for a small laugh or two
i rarely ever say dumb shit when i pick up, and if i do, it's too random to remember what to tell you all. the other night, a friend called and i just said "mushy mushy" though.
Tim's mortuary and Meat-Market.
lmfao
"pleasure palace"
Yellow...
i say ello hoos this? ello can u hear mi.. elloo.. hahahaha everyone always goes oh sorry got the wrong number lol
Holllaa?
Yizzert?
Whaaaaazzzzzzzzuppp?
Hi?
I called my ex once and he picked up and said "(town)'s sperm bank, how may I help you?"
That made me laugh.
Them: helo is Dan brown there? (PAUSE) No I'm sorry you just missed him. My dog ate him! and then hang up
STIMPY21
*asian voice* Herro thees ise Ho Wah asian coozeene how may i herp roo?
Usually a smile infused hello will do
but I've been known to bust out w the occasional Elmer Fudd impersonation
[city] police department, what's your emergency?
pretty basic, but it makes ppl confused and laugh
WTF do you want?!, or Wa??, it depends on the mood im in.
People like to call me while I'm doing 3 things at once, so usually its "WHAT!" or "WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT NOW?"
Or I use the line from that commericial a loooong time ago
"Mocka mocka beetsite!"
I think thats what it is...oh well, I still say it. :thumbsup:
they don't let me have a telephone in my cell, i log onto this message board telepathicaly...
i just say moshi moshi because im japanese lol
lol same hereQuote:
Originally Posted by hemodilator
Yo.
I say "yellow this is Roy D. Mercer who the hell is this calling my cellular phone" in a country voice.
a new one-me: helo, no He can't come to the phone right now, he has a bad case of monkey-finger. them: how bad is it? me: it must be pretty bad, it's moved all the way up to his ass. CLICK
STIMPY21