Originally Posted by 13t
1. MAKE BEEPING NOISES WHEN A LARGE PERSON BACKS UP.
2. PRETEND YOUR COMPUTERS MOUSE IS A CB RADIO AND TALK TO IT.
3. ASK PEOPLE WHAT GENDER THEY ARE.
4. SIT IN YOUR FRONT YARD POINTING A HAIR DRYER AT PASSING CARS TO SEE IF THEY SLOW DOWN.
5. BUY A LARGE QUANTITY OF ORANGE TRAFFIC CONES AND REROUTE WHOLE STREETS.
6. AT THE LAUNDROMAT , USE ONE DRYER FOR EACH OF YOUR SOCKS.
7. BORROW A BOOK FROM THE LIBRARY AND WRITE THE SURPRISE ENDING TO A NOVEL ON ITS FIRST PAGE.
8. IN AN ELEVATOR ASK: ' DID YOU HEAR THE CABLE SNAPPING SOUND?"
9. TYPE IN CAPS.
Any Other Ideas????????