Top 10 things a guy should never do

10- Wear spandex

9- Use a wallet that is fastened with velcro

8- Wear make-up

7-Don't gesture over shoulder height... it just looks gay

6- Curl your eye lashes... yes I've seen it happen.. sad I know

5- Sleep with your g/f sister... tempting... but still bad idea

4- Snort whasabi

3- Blast Jewel while driving down the Cosway

2- Watch chick flicks by yourself... or at all really

And the number 1 thing guys should never do!

1- Knit

excuse any spelling errors... I'm drunk.. yes it's only 1 in the nooon... it's been a long day :D

This guy I like.

Please add "Get Married" to your list.

Trust me on this.

lmfao its true too!

Please add
"Don't scratch your arse with a broken bottle"

Cheers

NCM

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I shouldn't carry a wallet, period! I just lose them. As it happens though I have a new velcro one to replace my old nice leather one I got for Xmas, and I've not lost it yet! I think it's because I keep my hash pipe in it. Anything rlse like credit cards, drivers licences and money aren't as important.

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Please add "Get Married" to your list.

Trust me on this

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Please add
"Don't scratch your arse with a broken bottle"

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Thats rule #11 and #12... perhaps I should make a top 100

Good shit, i don't do any of that.

Regardless of what these rules say

Mean Girls always has been, and always will be one of the greatest movies.

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5- Sleep with your g/f sister... tempting... but still bad idea

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What IF their twins and cool with it?

Have a good one!:jointsmile:

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1- Knit

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And you made this number one? Sorry, but I gotta call bullshit. This is just a cultural stereotype that certain people hold, the Viking men were all about the knitting and they were badass:thumbsup:

I wonder if anyone has ever slept with their partners twin, and neither them or their partner have ever realised it happened?

whats wrong with "looking" gay? And I think you're just pissed that some guys who wear makeup look better than you.

No offence but thats a stupid list, and reeks of typical macho bullshit.

I thought women wanted us to be sensitive

out of your list i have managed to break half of the rules and i really don't feel like any less of a man. soon i'll have broken six of your rules. i never even thought about snorting wasabi, but as soon as i can get to the store i'm going to give it a try. what the hell, you only live twice.

wait...am i the only one that finds some of this sexist? if a guy wants to gesticulate above shoulder height or listen to jewel, it doesnt make him less of a man. it may make his shallow friends think so, but for the most part really only thing that makes a man less of a man is a vagina. please, lets not stoop to this level. i understand your are trying to be funny, but i'm tired of gender expectations

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wait...am i the only one that finds some of this sexist? if a guy wants to gesticulate above shoulder height or listen to jewel, it doesnt make him less of a man. it may make his shallow friends think so, but for the most part really only thing that makes a man less of a man is a vagina. please, lets not stoop to this level. i understand your are trying to be funny, but i'm tired of gender expectations

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I agree completely

But hey, I'm just a girl, I should be in the kitchen fixin' my man dinner or something right?

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I agree completely

But hey, I'm just a girl, I should be in the kitchen fixin' my man dinner or something right?

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what is this

some kind of joke?

I've been known to kid

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But hey, I'm just a girl, I should be in the kitchen fixin' my man dinner or something right?

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barefoot and pregnant, speak only when spoken to, the kitchen and the bedroom, walk three paces behind your man etc. pick a stereotype and go with it.:S2:

I now suspect this thread will get nuked or locked.

So the question is:

Should I let it ride and watch the fireworks?

Or

Should I pour gasoline on the fire?

That is a tough one...

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I agree completely

But hey, I'm just a girl, I should be in the kitchen fixin' my man dinner or something right?

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hey babe, i'm a girl too. and im glad i dont have to be in the kitchen. i think its time however that we stop expecting our dudes to be on the football field. my guy cooks for me all the time and he most certainly is a man

While I see where the girls are coming from, I also see it mainly as a light-hearted joke intended for men....That whole "what a real man should be" type thing like those Miller Lite Man Laws, with no real harm intended..

That said, the list is sub par at best lol....Number one is knitting?! E Gads sober up man. :jointsmile:

also, can we please nuke this thread?

I like to cook and clean...
I have also sewed on many occasions..
but I hate chick flicks...too sappy for my taste

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hey babe, i'm a girl too. and im glad i dont have to be in the kitchen. i think its time however that we stop expecting our dudes to be on the football field. my guy cooks for me all the time and he most certainly is a man

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I already said I agreed with you. I mainly cook for my bf cause he can't cook anything but hot dogs, ick. I just hate guys who act like the WORST thing that could possibly happen is someone maybe thinking they're gay, even just a tiny bit.

11. Piss into the wind...

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LOL lighten up kids.

Where's your sense of humor?

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Sorry.

This is serious business..

SOMEONE MUST DIE!

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And you made this number one? Sorry, but I gotta call bullshit. This is just a cultural stereotype that certain people hold, the Viking men were all about the knitting and they were badass:thumbsup:

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"ten four, we have a knitter"

My friend joined the knitting club at his school and he got laid because of it lol.

Why wear makeup?

The one thing that seperates us from woman is that we dont get ourselves up like rembrandt just took a brush to us.

We are what god gave us, no paint.

I had to wear spandex for football, though. Albiet, many years ago.

Maybe one of those should be taking ballet....

13 - Don't shave your package.

lol I've also broken 5 of them.

Wow, my next post will be my 420th...I must wait until I'm high to post again, then.

numba ?? (velcro wallets kick ass wit pac on it)
erm oh yer
let a 15 yr old kid screw ur love life up wit out handin a beat down out, see a new chick then get stuck on wtf to do 2 make it bk 2 how it was.
and number +1
tell a girl u love her

NEVER DO THAT

another rule:
for no reason should a man ever be under an umbrella with another man. this is one case when sharing is not cool.

jd, yes very tru
and nor shuld u be under ur gurls

they are short pointy bits at eye level!!!!

[quote=geonagual]I like to cook and clean...
I have also sewed on many occasions..
but I hate chick flicks...too sappy for my taste[/QUote}

My girl likes me to cook and clean also...specaily when I wear the flowered apron and nothing else!:D

By the way, I believe it was Rosie greer, the bad ass football player who used to knit on the bus rides as a way to relax....and a lot of them did balete for agility.

Oh..and I can't believe that some of the women on here are taking this so seriously. You all want us to be sensative, well, howabout a little sensativity to our needs to joke around about masculinity???

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What's considered "chick flicks"? Titanic? If so I so break that rule all the time. Hell Titanic is one of my top 5 favorite movies of all time and Leonardo DiCaprio is my all time favorite actor.

Yeah thats right.

real men don't use straws.

this has got to be on the list somewhere.