Me and birds whats going on?

So for some reason I got a thing with birds. Ever since I started driving birds are always swooping in front of me and I have even killed a couple with my car.

Murdered Bird # 1
I was on my way to meet my sister because she forgot how to get to my house. On the way, there is a bird standing in the road right in my path. I figure he is going to fly away like birds usually do. Hell no it stayed in place. Before I knew it, my bumper smashed into it. I look in the rear view mirror and he is tumbleling in the road and feathers are flying.

Murdered Bird # 2
I was going down the road minding my own business. When out of no where this brid flys into my windshield. Scared the shit out of me I almost ran off the road.

Wish I could have murdered bird #3
When I was about 5 we were always going to my mamaws and papaws house. Well they had a rooster and that thing hated my guts. It only chased me no one else. One day my dad asked me to go out to the truck and get his cigs. So out the door I go. I get he cigs and hop out of the truck. As soon as I get out I dont even get to shut the door that rooster jumoed off the top of the truck and right on to my back an flogged the shit out of me. My back was tore up. He wouldnt get off of me I ran all the way back to the door and he was still on my back stabbing me with his claws.

It never fails brids are always flying at my car instead of away. Some of them come out of no where. One of them has even attacked me.

Now I got this bird out side and something is wrong with it. Every night between 11:30 and midnight, it starts chirping and singing for hours like they do early in the morning when the sun is comming up. He has moved into the huge oak tree right out side my bedroom window. I think they have it out for me.

Damn birds...in 5th grade we had a teacher who would drink alot and in the morning when we were doing the pledge of alligence some girl started squawking like a bird and suddenly all you heard was, "DAMN BIRDS!" all loud and shit from him..haha

i think someones been smokin wayyy tooo much... well if you think thats bad i go to a college were brids have taken over. you walk on the walk way and its nuthing but bird shit. You look on the side of the buildings and they have built their little clay homes EVERYWERE i just went and signed up and after i saw that i was thankful my emt training was no were near the campus THANK YOU lol

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Originally Posted by BlAzInIt4:20

i think someones been smokin wayyy tooo much... well if you think thats bad i go to a college were brids have taken over. you walk on the walk way and its nuthing but bird shit. You look on the side of the buildings and they have built their little clay homes EVERYWERE i just went and signed up and after i saw that i was thankful my emt training was no were near the campus THANK YOU lol

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Well see I thought maybe I was just going nutts but my husband has witnessed this several times. And now he laughs his ass off when they do it, and shouts omg theres a bird while im driving.

Ive never hit anything but a mailbox yet but my mom hit a jogger once

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Originally Posted by rebgirl420

Ive never hit anything but a mailbox yet but my mom hit a jogger once

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LOL i ran over my own mailbox while backing up. I looked up in the rearview mirror and was like honey where is the mail box and then I heard a crunch. Im horrible at backing up

Yeah me too, and parrellel parking!

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Originally Posted by rebgirl420

Yeah me too, and parrellel parking!

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I can parrellel park if no one is around me.

today a bird was watching me. i wandre iffe followed me home

Princess why dont you put a scarecrow on the top of your car and see if that helps :Dhey girls why do you have so much of a problem in reverse, i know a lot of women that cant parralel park, i have a female friend that will drive round for 10mins looking for somewhere easy to park lol.

^^ Me too, id rather walk haha

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Originally Posted by weedmaster

Princess why dont you put a scarecrow on the top of your car and see if that helps :Dhey girls why do you have so much of a problem in reverse, i know a lot of women that cant parralel park, i have a female friend that will drive round for 10mins looking for somewhere easy to park lol.

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I dont know what it is but backing up is something that I havent been able to grasp yet.

I feed the birds in my back yard in the winter... I have come to realize that I set them up to be eaten by cats and hawks too... there is one road I travel in the woods that the birds swoop down close to the windshield,,,but I never hit one,,,I think I never hit them because I am aware and focused on not hitting them...

I got crapped on the thigh and head by a bird. It actually hurt.