So guess what happened??????????????????

So well last night, I was sitting on my bed, got all my weed out, and was about to put it all in one bag, and I got it all out, there was a quarter bag and just a bag with one little bud in it, right when my mom walked in, I got so scared, she then said "What do you have there" and she found some weed, luckily I slid the quarter bag underneath my covers very quickly right when she was starting to open the door, and she only thought I had the little bud of weed and thats all she found, and then she got rid of that, but I was so thankful that she didnt get the quarter because that is some good shit, anyway my mom is one of those parents who will not tolerate marijuana being in her house or her children doing it(I have been 16 for over 2 monthes, so less than 2 years until I am officially an adult), but she says that she doesn't think I smoke it, I told her that I was holding that little bud for my friend at school(which is a lie), then today after school, I told her I talked to my friend, and told him what happened, and that I told him that I will never do it again and that if you ask me that you are just wasting your time(which again is a lie, there is no friend), also I cannot smoke in my house or keep my weed/bong in there, it is too risky, but I live on a farm, and there are alot of fields around here, and today I went back there and went threw a bunch of woods with tons of trees and stickers, and I found a really good place that is hidden and my parents never go back there in the woods around that particular field, and now I have my weed, bong, and a box of vaseline(for high looking eyes), axe spray, and gum in a box, and all of this shit is underneath the ground in a hole with some sheet metal on top with dirt spread all across it, so it just looks like normal ground there and so when I go to the spot, all I do is get my weed out the ground and toke up, and after I'm done, I spray myself, put some vaseline in my eyes, put my shit back in the hole, cover it up, and go back home. Also my weed is in 2 ziplock bags, then a plastic container, and then the plastic container has a ziploc bag over it, and the box of vaseline,gum,and axe has 1 ziplock bag over it, and the bong only has one bag over it as well, will this be fine outside? So, would you say my chances of getting caught are unlikely, because now, none of my weed, or smoking devices are in the actual house!!!

dude ur so lucky u have a spot liek that to hide a bong man

Sorry man, I mean viseline.

its
VISINE

damn thats crazy.... thats like 007 style except for your having to do 007 style shit to get high... under ground doors which lead to weed in them sound awesome to me!

Hah, I'm too lazy to do that shit. I don't want to have to treck off into the forest to toke, I just walk out onto my balcony, toke up, then dump the bong water off. I just keep my stuff in a tool box in my closet. It's not even locked. [If it were, my parents would be suspisious]. I keep my weed inside a cut open tennis ball, you should try.

BTW, did you get punished?

I remember I used to go through that whole thing with hiding shit good, but if you start smoking more regularly you'll start slacking on it and eventually have it easily accessible.

damn dude thats a lot to do but don't worry it's straight man whatever you gotta do. i sort of wish i had a cool spot like that.

wish my exsperiences of smoking outside i never need spray or anything i smell fine but i do chew gum just incase my breath stinks. i only spray when i smoked in a car or something like that. so you might not want to do the spray because that might raise suspicion if your mom is like that but if you think it will keep you safe then whatever works bro!

Rofl Viseline... were u high tryin to write this?

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Originally Posted by shaitanx

Vaseline is "Glass that is the color of petroleum jelly, emits slight radioactivity, and glows neon green under ultraviolet light."

Viseline doesn't exist.

Visine is "An medicated eyedrop produced by Pfizer Inc "

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Very educated and everything but you dont know ue spelling;
visine is not AN medicated.... it's A medicated...

idk i preffer "CLEAR EYE"

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Originally Posted by jakez

I remember I used to go through that whole thing with hiding shit good, but if you start smoking more regularly you'll start slacking on it and eventually have it easily accessible.

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SO
FUCKING
TROOTH
lol
my shits everywhere before i was like a ninja

ummmm NO WAYYY thats like TOTALLY weirdd:thumbsup:

yeah that's sweet, you're lucky

Lol, kinda like the time my friends mom came home while we were making a hooka bong, and my friend looked out the window and looked back, and i was already in his room all shit was hidden within 5 seconds. James bond shit right there ;).

I never started smoking until about a year ago. So being 26 now, i never had to deal with hiding stuff from the parents. I can't imagine what it'd be like man.

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Originally Posted by Quick Darkness

dude fuck all that i jus put it behind and under my bed. i need not hide-ith the herb-ith.
~LaterZ~
:rasta:

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me tooooooooooo

Your mom seems gullible, i think if you told her: 'Mom, i wrote gullible on the ceiling' she would look. You have gone to extreme lengths to prevent yourself from being caught. As long as you always stay alert and aware, you should be fine. Enjoy your bat cave filled with vaseline.

^^ HAHAHAHAHA