YOU MIGHT BE A STONER IF...

:jointsmile::jointsmile: Hey again budz :jointsmile::jointsmile:

If you leave messages on a rolling paper and lick and stick to the fridge .. you might be a stoner.. LOL:jointsmile:

If you have more than 3 empty Bics laying around .. you might be a stoner.. LOL :jointsmile::jointsmile:

Oh well, trying to brighten our days !

Everyone Shine..

and Blaze one up :dance::dance::dance::dance:

I have stuck a pic of me and my budz (ultimate indica ) in here to put a name with a face..

:smokebong: REEFERDREAMZ AKA JOURNEY :bonghit:

FIRE IT UP...........:jointsmile:

Oh, So that Really is you? WOW!:thumbsup:

Yep, me and my budz :jointsmile::jointsmile:

BTW love your pics to Phatty ! :thumbsup::jointsmile:

if you gget a haiirccut every 3 yyears (or a job)
if yyour kiitchhenn is alwayss full of diirty dishes
if youu'ree thhinnkingg about of a reply tto this

if you saay aboout of haha

you might be a stoner if you walk back in your house 3 times b4 you leave because you forgot your keys 3 times (the candy jar always sidetracks me)

If this is the eleventh "you might be a stoner if" thread you've posted on. :jointsmile:

You might be an old stoner if you can remember:

Most all weed in America was imported from other countries.

The Oat Willie Power Hitter - a plastic thingy from the 70â??s that you put a lit joint in, squeezed, and the smoke came out of a thin tube.

Before Bongs, there were water pipes

Chillums (still around)

Nickel Bags, Ounces of Jamaican for 25 bucks and Columbian Gold And Red for 50. Some people remember Mexican for 15 a â??lidâ??.

Good hash from Lebanon (red and blonde), Afghanistan, Morocco, and the best was black hash from Nepal and Tibet.

Big Thai Sticks - absolutely delightful.

Hash Oil in the early 70's

Black Gungi

Acapulco Gold/Panama Red

The great drought of 1976

Anybody have more?

YOU MIGHT BE A STONER IF:
you wake up in the morning after a heavy session the night before and get pissed of cause u smoked all your weed.

Cereal is a regular snack,lunck and dinner!

When your food shopping you pick thing that will be nicer when your stoned.

Nope I think you covred it pretty much breukelen. But i may think of something later on.:thumbsup::rasta:

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If you have been trying to post to this post and cant.. :bonghit: you might be a stoner...LOL......

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I have only posted one might be a stoner.... MINE....lol Havent seen any others, new here though.

:jointsmile: REEFERDREAMZ :jointsmile:

you spend 4 hours making a pipe out of household items...

you got the febreeze in the car and room
air freshener plug ins everywhere
fan in the window
mad lighters all over the place
you have weed

you might be a stoner if...


almost every morning you wake up high, still stoned from the night before.

you keep a notebook with all of your stoned ramblings in it.


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chillin' with the bong :hippy:

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Originally Posted by Breukelen advocaat

You might be an old stoner if you can remember:

Most all weed in America was imported from other countries.

The Oat Willie Power Hitter - a plastic thingy from the 70â??s that you put a lit joint in, squeezed, and the smoke came out of a thin tube.

Before Bongs, there were water pipes

Chillums (still around)

Nickel Bags, Ounces of Jamaican for 25 bucks and Columbian Gold And Red for 50. Some people remember Mexican for 15 a â??lidâ??.

Good hash from Lebanon (red and blonde), Afghanistan, Morocco, and the best was black hash from Nepal and Tibet.

Big Thai Sticks - absolutely delightful.

Hash Oil in the early 70's

Black Gungi

Acapulco Gold/Panama Red

The great drought of 1976

Anybody have more?

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you forgot black african or some shit like that, i remember youposting about it :p

you may be a stoner if you start to have kinky dreams about the people on a certain marijuana board..

rebgirl wants a lizard!!!!

i've had dreams of people on this board, nothing rreaky...

so far my dreams have included intrepidus, p4b, someone else i can't remember atm, and even rebgirl... they'er always weird ass fucking dreams tho...

http://boards.cannabis.com/recreatio...ould-work.html

^^ is it THAT obvious? I have a thing for men in authority and older guys...even P4B...its sad I know but god.... But thats cool you dream about the boards. I suppose that makes it okay for me to randomly think about them during the day.

I wrote a guy's phone number down on a paper - then smoked it and thought i'd lost it for 2 days.

I roll a joint before i go to bed so i can light it as soon as i wake up.

lmao another 1?

i've never had a dream about these boards, well maybe once. but im saving that idea for a tv sitcom.


now fantasizing while im awake is a whole different story.

like if i ever met rebgirl in real life......hehe (insert funky porn music here)

assuming i could charm the socks off her. or get her so high she thinks im james keenan from tool.:lovestruck:

You might be stoner if you can't stay up to watch a movie...and then you have to watch it at least 4 other times until you see the whole thing through.

Shit, I don't know which thumbnail to stick my mind-face into first, therefore I am confused. Does think that qualifies me as a cheech or a chong?

Cheech. Fo sho.

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Originally Posted by VaporDaddy

If this is the eleventh "you might be a stoner if" thread you've posted on. :jointsmile:

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...with an original idea on each one.

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Originally Posted by anomalousirrelivance

i've never had a dream about these boards, well maybe once. but im saving that idea for a tv sitcom.


now fantasizing while im awake is a whole different story.

like if i ever met rebgirl in real life......hehe (insert funky porn music here)

assuming i could charm the socks off her. or get her so high she thinks im james keenan from tool.:lovestruck:

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hahaha that would have to be some great weed haha

You might be a stoner if:
Someone asks "Do you have a bowl"( you know cereal or mixing), and you start searching for your pipe.
When someone yells from the kitchen "Wheres that pot" you say immediately " What? I didn't smoke it! I have my own!"
You can go into a lamp store and walk out with everything you need for a killer pipe.
And, yes, I have actually done all of these!(Silly Stoner!):stoned:

WOW Great replies.. I love these boards !.. I haven't thought of people on here, Just the budz ! ! :smokebong::smokebong::smokebong::smokebong: Thank God !

LOL.. Well if you are reading this post and blazing with me, you might be a stoner.. Trust me .. I am blazing or glazed.. somewhere !!

SHINE ON!

:smokebong::smokebong:

REEFERDREAMZ AKA JOURNEY

:smokebong::smokebong:

:lovestruck::lovestruck:I might add, my ole man post on here also, so who doesnt ever dream of a phatty......... :lovestruck::lovestruck:

if you habitually smoke marijuana

If your smoking and rolling at the same time. . .

if you're not thinking about pens when you hear the word "bic"

LOL When I load a bowl and hold it for15 minutes before I fire it up...... I might difinetley be a stoner :jointsmile:

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Originally Posted by REEFERDREAMZ

LOL When I load a bowl and hold it for15 minutes before I fire it up...... I might difinetley be a stoner :jointsmile:]

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all the time man
:jointsmile::thumbsup:

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Hey rooooooomies ! ! You might be stoner if you rashin out your weed to last from pay day to pay day........... :jointsmile::jointsmile:

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You might be a stoner if you have a stash of resin....... :jointsmile:

These aren't all that great but hey

You might be a stoner if

You've rolled your homework into a joint

You've used a musical instrument as a pipe

When someone asks you if you have a ten you aren't thinking about money

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Originally Posted by REEFERDREAMZ

LOL When I load a bowl and hold it for15 minutes before I fire it up...... I might difinetley be a stoner :jointsmile:

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hahahaha that one cracked me up...


I'll think of some.. :rastasmoke:

You go to the store for toilet paper & cat food and come back with toilet paper, cat food, Cheez-its, ho-hos, candy bars, cereal, Doritos, and..................
I just came back from the store and as I was unloading my loot, this thread came to mind!:eat:
Excuse me now while I have breakfast.( Doritos and ho-hos, yummmm)

You go out to get a money counter and come back 6 hours later with a unconcious Gloria and a bag of fertilizer.

You have a wasted girl and a bag of fertilizer - you dont look like your average horti-fucking-culturalist.

Dammit....... I forgot the cat food!...... Do you think she'll eat cereal if I put enough milk on it?!

You might be a stoner if your entire circle comes to a halt because somebody lost the only lighter. After 10 minutes of a search and rescue mission you discover it's in your hand.