What's your weed rank among your buds?

My buds call me the Sage( and the Mantiss-- apparently I look like a praying mantis after I smoke; don't ask). I know more about cannabis than all my buds combined. Anybody got a question about that sweet divine herb, and I've got an incoming call(or any drug for that matter- drug tests, contraindictions, ld50's, purities, qualities of strains, good deals, etc.)

Everyone says when it's legalized and comercialized, I'll be the one to own the Marlboro of cannabis.

What's your rank among your friends? noob? weekend warrior? sage? explain...

Why does every snoop dogg song have to end? What a fuckin pimp...

Im the hot stoner chick who likes Burger King and Adult Swim...oh and I always have weed. Im like the McGyver of weed.

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Originally Posted by rebgirl420

Im the hot stoner chick who likes Burger King and Adult Swim...oh and I always have weed. Im like the McGyver of weed.

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Ha! mcgyver of weed, thats one of my other nicknames. Name any two random items, and I garenfuckentee I've made a bong out of it. "Mantis, Dave's bong slide broke, what the fuck do we do? -- Get me a zuchini, a corkscrew and a snorkel..."

stop your messin around... better think of your future...time you straighten right out... or you'll wind up in jail... Oh fuck I'm sorry... SEE!, you take away my vitamin THC, and I move straight to the vitamin A. "because theres never gonna be enough space, so eat the meek, savor the taste."

hahaha yeah I am a bowl making goddess haha. I can make a bowl out of almost anything.

I'm the biggest druggie girl round these here parts.

I don't know if thats something to be proud of?

I love me some double whooper and cheese after a good bowl....

Almost more than performing Cunnilingus on my girlfriend....mmmhhh

yum

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Originally Posted by zeebo phillips

I'm the biggest druggie girl round these here parts.

I don't know if thats something to be proud of?

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As long as its weed, stand tall, stand proud! fuck the yayo; fuck the junk. To many buds have gone down the drain... I'm so glad I can learn lessons from other people's mistakes and (almost) never make mistakes of my own! Life is great! [I'm drunk, mind me. In fact, since I have no bud hookups, you might wanna ask me if I'm drunk or not...so you know whether or not to take me seriously.] God damn, I hope theres no other mosuitos in here, I'm stayin up all night with hen and coke and a flyswatter just in case.(I love Reel Big Fish!) How did the motherfucker get through my door???

i suppose i am a sage as i tend to be the only one able to answer those difficult weed questions/ am charged with rolling, creating and loading most everything however i still got my mentor for all things herb (lol he works at the CC)

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Originally Posted by TKOffthehook

i think im in the same group as the "sage" any question about buds that my friends will have i will know , I.E what a good deal is , how much to sell for , and of course , what size blunt to roll.... ( and my rule is , if its gonna be a blunt than it has to have at LEAST 1.5 in it , but prefferably at least like 2.5 and up

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I bet I roll fatter. lol. ! Get me a Purple Haze Royal Blunt, an 8th of dankity dank, and we'll all get along just fuckin fine!

He was lured in by your alcohol.
Basically, you're dealing with an alcoholic praying mantis/mosquito.

No, it is for all the junk I did the past couple of months...but now everyone knows its just for the Mary Jane. =)

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Originally Posted by zeebo phillips

He was lured in by your alcohol.
Basically, you're dealing with an alcoholic praying mantis/mosquito.

No, it is for all the junk I did the past couple of months...but now everyone knows its just for the Mary Jane. =)

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Please stay away from smack... I care about my fellow humans :)

Red Bull and vodka, man... keeps me drunk and awake. God damn alcohol is bad for you, someone get me so dankity!

Oh shit. Mantis Vs. Mosquito part II. Wish me luck. I'm not worried though, if he bites me once, he'll die of alcy poisioning.

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Originally Posted by GotWake88

Ha! mcgyver of weed, thats one of my other nicknames. Name any two random items, and I garenfuckentee I've made a bong out of it. "Mantis, Dave's bong slide broke, what the fuck do we do? -- Get me a zuchini, a corkscrew and a snorkel..."

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hahaha half baked...

Look at the name. I'm a former OG'er, I get scientific with this stuff. I own a RooR and a 6 footer and aside from that I've made everything else I smoke out of. I'm not too bad at rolling joints, but truthfully I've never rolled a blunt in my life. As far as knowledge of the good cannabis, I can tell you about growing (guerilla growing; indoor closet; indoor stealth; outdoor stealth), harvesting, curing, breeding, hydro and/or organic grows, and just about anything else.

Even as much as they waste.... blunts are the way too go... Royal!

Rollin down tha street, smokin endo... sippin on gin and juice!

I like to stick to bowls and very rarely joints.

I'm the guru of ganja. I posses a plethora of cannabis knowledge superior to my friends. I have educated my best friends well, however. I'm the guy that's known in many stoner circles. I'm known as always down for a toke, no matter what time. I am cannabis reincarnate.

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Originally Posted by Reefer Rogue

I'm the guru of ganja. I posses a plethora of cannabis knowledge superior to my friends. I have educated my best friends well, however. I'm the guy that's known in many stoner circles. I'm known as always down for a toke, no matter what time. I am cannabis reincarnate.

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Same fuckin here.... and apparently everyone here.... Nobody beats the Matiss tho....!!!

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Originally Posted by Reefer Rogue

I'm the guru of ganja. I posses a plethora of cannabis knowledge superior to my friends. I have educated my best friends well, however. I'm the guy that's known in many stoner circles. I'm known as always down for a toke, no matter what time. I am cannabis reincarnate.

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Same fuckin here.... and apparently everyone here.... Nobody beats the Mantis tho....!!!

I'm Jay, who smokes countless j's and hooks up fat on weekends.

well, before i met everyone i know now i was well known , although they didnt know me they jujst referred to me as that stoner kid, buti dont mind, now everyone either calls me little chris, not relly cuz im little but uz our other freind big chris is really big,, hah
and roach, but i dont really mind, i just smoke alot of herb, and im 18 now !!! think ima trynto get a job at walmart distribution centere

I'm the one who does not look anything like a stoner, and because I have a very well-paying job, when I buy in bulk, I give away a lot of it, so I'm the Giver :)

EDIT: I'm also the Medical MJ guru- when I talk to students candidly when I am subbing- those who have never smoked, don't like cannabis, or those who toke everyday, I let everyone know the extensive and upcoming benefits of using cannabis. I never mention I do, that could get me sacked if word got out, but thye respond VERY well to my info with a new outlook on experiencing the world... One plant at a time.

im the quitter. my nickname is chimney, i used to be quite the toker. but not anymore.


i probably get two or three random phone calls a year from people i hardly know asking me how to pass a drug test though.....apparently they ask around about how to pass a drug test, and somehow 'call chimney' seems to come up.

chimney....hmmm...didnt know they could smile disarmingly.....good to know....

you have no idea ;)