Stinky the Thread Critic =p

Well since we can't count on Siskel and Ebert to stop by and criticize our little slice of paradise, I suppose I will have to do it myself!

I will attempt to criticize the best and worst of canncom- the 'Must see' and the 'Well, at least the popcorn was good'...

http://boards.cannabis.com/plant-pro...ml#post1435700
In which dusto2k3 attempts to lure young Jedi Grower PharmaCan over to the Dark Side that is hydroponics.
It has science, and drama, and even hints at the romance to come... PharmaCan's romance with EC meters and pH in that scary zone below 6.5......
I would give it two thumbs up but for the fact that the thread gets off to a slow start. The plot does not become apparent until page 2, despite a few small laughs. Ebert thought the innuendo trite but ate all his popcorn anyway.
I expect the sequel to be a summer blockbuster.

http://boards.cannabis.com/cannabis-...gain-pigs.html
In which lil josh gets arrested.
Well I have to give it a thumbs down. The trailer promised action, and drama, and excitement. But all the thread's surprises were revealed in the first post. After that, it became somewhat repetitive. It was an action movie that used up its entire special effects budget in the first scene.

See you next week, when I tackle the posts made over the weekend....

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LOL! Ahahah....nice one stinky.

Stinky you're the most original person on these boards. that's all I gotta say.

uh-oh. This should be interesting:)

hey, do i get royalties or what.

Stinky, don't you know it's 2007, get wioth the times, Man had an evolution, get outta the soil age!!! ;)

dusto I'm sorry, but do you remember the Atomic Age style of home decor? Yeahhhhh..... I remember that too... that something is modern does not make it desirable by definiton... you're logged into chat but there's just kid talk... SAVE ME!!!!!

is this to be an ongoing series? if so, i think we should give her an entire forum to herself. this could lead to an awards show with international press coverage. i know that i would love to interview the nominees as they walked down the green carpet.

Yes, I promise this is an ongoing series with weekly installments... I have been thinking of doing it for some time now actually. One of my all time faves is this one:
http://boards.cannabis.com/canada/98...ing-igloo.html
That's when I got the idea to be a Thread Critic.

Well you do know "Arrested Again! Pigs!!" was a sequel. I do agree it did lack some things that the original had.

However the grammar improved a little from the first one.

Over all it was the same story of a youth not using his brain.

I need to get arrested...
So, I can make a great thread...
See..now I feel all competitive and shit. LOL

when we make the cancom movie, will she give it a thumbs up just because she has a major role or will she be an honest critic.

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Originally Posted by delusionsofNORMALity

when we make the cancom movie, will she give it a thumbs up just because she has a major role or will she be an honest critic.

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start a thread and find out. LOL

This is perfect for you Stinky!

yet one more reason why we love stinky...

Great idea. This could save me time sorting through dull posts. Props:rasta:

I will be tuning in to the witfest that is our girl stinky! What are all the categories by which the threads shall be judged? Best fight scene sounds fun! Hottest romance might just net the lady herself a nod, but that would be a conflict of interest and our saucy stinky is nothing if not ethical, so she would have to recuse herself.

(and now to SORRY hijack this thread :wtf: pls go to sick plants and tell me what is wrong with my girls:thumbsup:)

wtf. someone got bored on the boards.

Thats a kick ass idea stinkyattic, I like it

The editor just called and is wondering when your gonna get your piece in...he sounded mad..

I would like to nominate my new thread...best bud I have ever smoked..it is in my signature...HAHAHAHAHAHAHA..I am so vain..