Originally Posted by CannabisCrooz
okay so a babys crying.
alright i have some options here.
1) sooth it with a nice lullaby
2) give it its bottle/ binky whatever it enjoys suckin on
3) comfort the cute little baby with soft words and an ever so delightful game of, peeeeek a booo
4) hmm, wait, i think putting it in the microwave will do the trick. Pure genious!
wtf, it was crying? dude, i hope he didnt try to use that as an excuse
at least texas is known for using the death penalty a lot, keep your fingers crossed guys and gals.