Guide to smoking (UNH Version)

I'm going to try to cover as much as I know and as best I can. Their was a thread reccently and it wasn't made

very good. So I decided to make my own to help everyone, and hopefully prevent people from getting caught.

I'll use this system to help find things quick. Hit Ctrl + f and type in 001 for stashing etc.

001. Stashing
002. Glass/Metal/Wood etc.
003. Peices
003. Smell
004. Noise
005. Prep. Inside smoking
006. Smoking inside (Room)
007. Smoking Inside (Bathroom)
008. Cleaning up
009. Looking good
010. Outside Smoking





001. Stashing


Everyone needs a stash place, kids hiding from parents. Adults hiding from police. The best spots I know, also

remember strong weed can leak out so make shure you wrap the bag appropriatly.

The cable outlet/Telephone outlet - Just unscrew 1 from the casing. And you can flip it to the side and stash

weed.

Carpet - Pull up some of the carpet in the corner of the room. Hide dimebags underneath.

Ps2's - They have a hard drive slot in the back. and it can be closed.

Flashlights/Remotes - Self explanitory.

Guitar amps/speakers - Just take off the backs for amps and fronts for speakers.



002. Glass/Metal/Wood/Alluminium/Copper


Glass - Glass peices are the best. Great clean taste. But they break easy and are expensive

Metal - Their cheap. Don't taste as good. Get hot easily. And some metals give off hazardous chemicals when

heated.

Wood - I've never used a wooden peice.

Alluminum - Alluminum has been linked to alzheimers disease and it looked down on. It also has a bad taste.

Copper - Never smoke with copper, it's chemicals can cause serious damage.


003. Peices


Alright this is always important. I will go over every peice and I will go over smoke that escapes which is bad.

You can decide what peice you need and for were. Remind you if you're outside it can smell on you're cloths and

aswell as inside.



Joints - small ones aren't as bad but thicker ones put out alot of smoke

Blunts - Blunts don't smell as bad but they still put out alot of smoke.

Bongs - Bongs put out alot of smoke when you try to clear especially.

Pipes - Theese are the best you can clear them and cut the bowl off easy.

Bubblers - Also good especially if you cough easy.

Vaporizers - The best obviously almost no smoke or smell. (veiw homemade peices for a how to make)





003. Home made peices.


This is if you don't have cigars or papers and you need shit to smoke out of.

Bongs - http://boards.cannabis.com/recreatio...date-pics.html.
This is one I made It's not the greatest but I tried.

Waterall - Theese are fun I just made one now actually it tore me inhalf.
Marijuana Video: The Homemade Waterfall/Gravity Bong Video

Vaporizer - The best for inside smoking, hardly any smell/smoke
Marijuana Video: The Homemade Lightbulb Vaporizer Video

Steam roller - Alright basically, get the cardboard tube from paper towels. Cut a hole in the middle. Make a

small bowl out of allumnium. Put it in the hole. Then read the rest in the picture

http://img168.imageshack.us/img168/1...mrollerju8.png

apple pipe - The best over all. Its easy to make and its not bad for you.
How to make an apple pipe for weed

Can pipe - How to Build: make a pipe from an aluminum can

GBONGGGG aka Gravity bong - This is the beast of homemades. Me and my friends have jokes for this thing.

How it works:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...ng_diagram.jpg

How it's made:
Gravity Bong | Water Bongs Glass Pipes



003. Smell


Incense - Incense of coures come in mainly two shapes the cone, and the stick incenses. They have a very

powerfull smell and are obvious for covering up smell. I prefer using theese at night mainly because they almost

replace all smell with the incense fragranze.

OZIUM - Ozium Deodorizer . I've never tried it myself but it's supposed to be a strong odor eater

(Air freshners and odor eaters are different).

Oust - Another aerosal its an odor eater. It seems to work pritty good. Has a very clean smell to it.



004. Noise


Lighters - Some people can get paranoid from ligther noise. A easy way to prevent this is to get a candle, light

it and when you need the flame. Just hold the gas down on the lighter to the candle flame.

Bongs/Bubblers - bongs and bubblers can be loud. But theirs no real other way to prevent it, other than using no

water at all.


005. Preperation for inside smoking

Packing - I have a big bowl but my parents are fine with me smoking now. So I pack it full. But for you,

small bowls.
Now I will even take how you pack into consideration
If you want the bowl to cherry which is bad for inside smoking. But sucking weed in you're throat is a bad thing

also. So pack it lightly.

Fan - https://images.efollett.com/spirit/v4/314/9103683.jpg . This is the best kind to use. Blow the air out the

window. And close the window so only the fan can fit. Put it on high.

Use a towel - Put a wet towel at the bottom of the door. For best results it must be wet.

Make a sploof - To learn visit this site

~^~OFFICIAL~^~ step by step how to make a awesome sploof *pics* - Grasscity.com Forums

(If you use incense now would be the time. Light it and set it near the bottom of your door. For air freshners

every 15-20 minutes)



006. Smoking inside (Room)


Lighting the bowl - Light the bowl slowly don't take big hits (Know your limit for coughing. Its a dead give

away). After you take a hit clear it right away. And cover the top of the bowl with your hand or lighter to kill

the cherry. Set the pipe near the fan.

Sploof - Keep the hit in you're lungs and blow out of the sploof into the back of the fan.


Repeat.



007. Smoking Inside (Bathroom)


Use a towel - Same as smoking in a room. For best results wet a towel and place it at the bottom of the door

tightly.

Fan/Window - If you have a fan turn it on. And if you have a window open it

Showering - Put the shower on the highest head. Then put some good smelling shampoo/soap at the bottom, it should

kill all smell.

Smoking - If you have a fan. I usually stand on the sink and blow it straight into the fan (We don't want to

hotbox!). And for a window blow it out the window.



008. Cleaning up


Put everything away - Get everything visible back in its place. After smoking your job isn't finished.

Smell - (room smoking) If no one is home the easiest way to get smoke out is to keep the towel underneath the

door. Open the window for 20-30 minutes. Then take the towel from underneath the door and open it. To even out

the smell through the house.


009. Looking good

Eye drops - This is important. The best eye drops in the world are Rohto V's They can be found in Wal-marts and

CVS stores. Their not cheap but their easy to steal. Another trick for eye drops is they work for hours. So

putting eye drops in before toking prevents red eye.

Smelling good - Alot of people use Axe. For it's disgustingly strong smell, which does work good.

Cloths - Another easy trick for smelling better. Smoke with a large coat on. Then when you need to smell good

just take it off. Remember it's hard to smell weed as good when you're high.




010. Outside smoking


This is my favorite. I smoke outside alot hehe. This will mostly be on location.

Dumpster storage - Almost every company or store has a dumpster. Theese are hardly checked on and can be the best

for quick tokes.

Parks - Their ok sometimes. Alot of times their are alot of people, and cops check the parks at night.

Abandon houses - Theese are perfect for a long chill smoke. I live in Las Vegas and their is alot of house

construction. It makes it ideal for smoking. Especially 2 story houses :)




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I don't really feel like this is finished. I will probably update soon.

UNH

Not very detailed and full of opinions.

nice :) hope to see you add some things in the future!

Very good tips here. Certain to help out any new smoke or amature.

i've got some to add that aren't covered... more hints, then technical info...

first, smoke where you're comfterable... if you're paranoid before even lighting the j or bowl up where you're at, chances are you are not going to enjoy the high.

second, don't answer the damn door lol... i've had quite a few people get knocks on their doors and start freaking out... if you're smoking, and not expecting someone to come by and chill, leave the door closed... no where in law does it state you have to open the door, even if the cops are there... so just don't do it... go about your smoking and forget about 'em.

third, have everything you need... to me atleast, it's aggervating to have to get up every few seconds while i'm trying to relax... i'm sure alot feel the same... you know what you're gonna need, so have it there... grab the remote, make sure you got plenty to drink, lighter ashtray, (peice if using a peice to smoke out of) something to poke with should you need it (paper clip)..

fourth, if you invite someone to smoke, you better damn well offer them a drink... some people are timid and won't ask til they just can't take it anymore... be the curteous host and ask before even lighting, just to get it outta the way... (unless you're like me and they know they can just grab it..)

there should just be a "guide to stealth smoking" thread that's stickied to prevent all the bajillions of these that show up every week.

Clothes honey, clothes.

Hey thanks man! For a newbie like me info like that is invaluable! Happy Toking!

Im glad to see you working on this :) mmm Soon i think it may deserve a big ole sticky!

DVD cases for stashing!

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Originally Posted by Samwhore

Clothes honey, clothes.

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Hahahaha :D

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Originally Posted by User Name Here

Metal - Their cheap. Don't taste as good. Get hot easily. And some metals give off hazardous chemicals when heated

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lol, what, a magnesium pipe? rofl...

My metal pipe dosent get hot easily, ive heated the fucker for atleast 60 seconds with a continous flame. but, meh. Maybe my pipe is just to sexy to get hot.

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Originally Posted by BUZz UK

lol, what, a magnesium pipe? rofl...

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copper, un-annodized aluminum, lead, tin... mostly any soft metal (i'm sure gold is bad to smoke out of too.... )

lol a magnesium pipe???

that would be the ULTIMATE stoner april fool's day joke! if your friend didn't die, that is...

I was high for most of the writting of it.

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Originally Posted by slipknotpsycho

copper, un-annodized aluminum, lead, tin... mostly any soft metal (i'm sure gold is bad to smoke out of too.... )

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haha, yeah, but they don't make pipes out of that shit do they? that'd be fucked, lol...


All in all, this is a very basic Guide to Smoking, written for kids, by kids...