Bedtime Conversation

Husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife
looks over at him and asks the question.

WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?
HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married? "
HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."
WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look)
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)
WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"
HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."
WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"
WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"
HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."
WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do"
WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?"
HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."
WIFE: "Would you take her golfing with you?
HUSBAND: "Yes, those are always good times."
WIFE: "Would she use my clubs?
HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."
WIFE: -- silence --
HUSBAND: "Shit.":eek:

Have a good one!:jointsmile:

That's wicked! Dave's going to love that one in a big way!!!

Buhahaha amazing its one of those situations where you cant just win lol

Good stuff! :jointsmile:

lol, but you damn women sometiems :rolleyes: i really hate how any answer is the wrong one....

LOL, that's why I answer with a "no comment" a lot.

Good one, P4B! Birdie had me sign on so I could see that one. I'm printing it out to take to the golf course on Saturday.

This is why guys have had to develop the silent response. Keeps what we say from being the wrong answer. Also it's the only way we can retain our edge. I probably will feel consequences for having written this.

haha damn...

He could've won if he said I wouldn't remarry because it wouldn't be the same without you. That would have ended the whole conversation, but this was certainly amusing. Also, it might be hard to think of that while being questioned.

hahah WOOOOPS

haha :)

LOL! That's great! Just let it slip at the end rofl!

sometimes feigning deafness or utter stupidity is the only intelligent solution for a married man.

Haha that's funny.

DoN....sometimes? Most of the ones I know do it 24/7. :wtf:

Yea, that was pretty good ^^

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Originally Posted by Weedhound

DoN....sometimes? Most of the ones I know do it 24/7. :wtf:

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I wasn't aware it was an act... :D

^^ Oh, Stinky, you crack me up! LOL!! ^^

I hate the feigned deafness or the blank face like he's clueless. I know he's not. But he does that for leverage. If I give him a hard time about it, he gets big, innocent eyes and says "Whaaat?" I see that my son has developed this habit, too. They pass it from generation to generation like a secret handshake.

lol. ive seen one like that before.

wife: you wanna do me

homie: yeah

my bedtime conversation

lolol

Hand: * turns on Berry White *

Inferius: That time already?

Hand: *reaches into pants*

Inferius: Fine, but this time stay away from my ass, I don't want a mess.

My bedtime conversation.

Haha that's funny.
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i lol'd

haha thanks for the good laugh! :jointsmile:

Me: boooboooo -whine-
booboo: what? -whine back-
me: rollll me a bluuuunttt
booboo: okay! -rolls blunt-
-smoke-
me: boooobooo
booboo: what?
me: lets do it!
booboo: okay!
-does it-

haha there's my bed time convo but AHAHAHHA

my boyfriend didn't really get the joke. He was like "what the hell, he cheated on her? that's fucked up.." uh durrr

Thats great that gave me a good chuckle b4 bed thanks mate!!!!!!!!!!