Originally Posted by slipknotpsycho
lmfao, i went in less than 120, i came out over 180.... i ate all the shit no one else wanted tho.... i found out quick that jail bullshit goes right through you, so i better stock the hell up while i can..... most peopl ein there only wanna eat the good shit, like the desert (if we get it) and the good meats like sausages, hamburgers, tacos etc.... i was eating hte salads, and zuchini's and cucumbers, and collard greens, and all that shit... i more often then not got the entire unit's (12 in a unit) vegetables... alot are in there for a week or less and don't give a flying shit..... i spent over a year in juvi.... and i knew i was gonna be in ther awhile... so i took anyones food i could... they didn't want it, fuck it i did...
then i basicly became a 'teacher's pet' type person, but only for the food.... it's called platinum level fives... o.0 (it's work getting ther etoo) but once you get there, you get to do all the errands around the fucking place, help pass out the food (including the cereals on the weekend or hot pockets... we did get alot of 'good foods' but the ammount was ridiculous.... like one single serving of decent food a day or less...) but we got all the extras after we were done passing it out... which often left me with 6+ hot pockets, or 20 of those indiviudal cereal bowls....
we also got candy and fast food from teachers for helping them sort papers and what not.... (like isaid i was in there over a year...) i was crooked as fuck tho.... i was just too smooth to get caught... stealing pens and shit from teachers (big ass trouble in there, sounds measly to free people, but in there a pen is worth the ammount 10 bucks would be to us outside (30 for rich people or people who live 'comfterably')
