Alright, where are my tour guides?
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Alright, where are my tour guides?
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WE LL GDAY SAM MY NAME IS CROCODILE kENN AND ILL BE YOUR FIRST GUIDE FOR TODAY.until onother Aussie click on and takes over my tour. OK lets say ur plane lands in Darwin. Darwin is the capital of the northern territory home to crocs,kangaroos and snakes .
here are some locals in the annual beer can regatta.
Hm, so do you guys feel isolated sometimes? It looks like a lovely city, and the water so blue.
yeah somtimes feel isolated from the world.but we have a lot to be thankful for in aus its like our island home.Now Sam we move on with the tour if u look at ur map of aus we will move south to Katherine a beautiful place with the famous katherine gorge..
Wow, the second pic is just, wow. How big is the gorge?
Oh dear, this is a joke, between a few of us members, it's a joke. When I post in the other local forums, I'm "vacationing" in the country. I'd love to go though.Quote:
Originally Posted by sharpestoner
hey Sam so u liked the gorge it really is a stunning place, well i hope u hav had enough of swimming in the gorge ,now its time to hit the road again, We will keep heading south today next stop alice springs on the way we will pass thru tennant creek a gold mining town please refer to ur map. we will also have a Quick stop at the Devils marbles a famous Australian land mark.
what type of tour are you chasing, if your after a pg rated tour then im no good, can help you out with a x rated tour, oh well when you do come to aussie check this post we aussies are very nice and will lend a couch to sleep on wherever ya go, not like those weird overseas people, hhahah
peace
just showin Sam bloody whore around oz she wanted a tour ,maybe u can give her the XXX rated tour in another thread just let her see our country first then give her ur tour dont want to scare her away yet......lol
nah mate if uv read any of samwhores posts u can see how easy it is to get confused...lol no offence Samwhore...lolQuote:
Originally Posted by sharpestoner
Those look like eggs.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kenn
It does at times, that's what you get for entering an inside joke too late. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Kenn
yes they do look like eggs Samwhore .giant easter eggs
ok Sam back on with the tour ...ok alice springs is the most central town in Aus as u can see it is almost a desert landscape ,hard hot conditions out here .Alice springs not the sort of place u wanna live if u like the beach.if you keep ur eyes peeled you mite see some local aboriginies ..
Well its very hot today in Alice how abt we jump back on th ganja bus and keep heading south . Our next stp will be Australias most famous land marks...AYRES ROCK...or as the local aboriginees call it ULURU.On our way there we will be goin thru the Simpson desert be sure not to miss the spectacular views of this red desert land we will then stop for a rest at Kulgera gateway to Ayers rock.
Kulgera is just a roadhouse we will stop at to get fuel befor heading to Ayers rock all it really has goin for it is a giant beercan local brew of course .
Welcome to ayres rock samwhore.. And why is this rock so popular .....ummm fcked if i really know its just a bigass rock u can climb in the middle of the desert if u want to. Still dont really understand the attraction myself except it looks way cool at sunset when you are wasted, it sort of glows red .
That beer can is awesome, and that rock, well, it's just a rock. We have some of those up here.
Wow Ken beautiful pics. Thats is an amzing country all right, I have flown over Ayers rock it is holow in the middle right. The people look beautiful thats abarigones right, walkabout!!! Sam that rock is like 2 miles long and 1 mile wide, its like it droped outa the sky, its like the biggest rock in the world or sumthin I always wanted to climb that thing
Yeah, we do have a few rocks like that in Oregon, just sitting out there in the water.
It is a big ass rock, glad u like the tour madsativa u can join the tour anytime u want my American friends are all welcome to come dwn under ,ill show ya around. dont be shy either if u wanna know somthin abt Aus just ask ill be glad to help.OK lets get the Ganja bus movin again ..next we will be crossing the border into South Australia (see ur map) my home state ill go into a bit more detail in soth Aus coz its my home state the bud capital of Aus .Quote:
Originally Posted by MadSativa
were gonna have to pull over the ganja bus,theres a dust storm headin our way.A central Australian dust storm is a scary site when u see one rollin toward u,theres no way u can drive thru one u just hav to sit it out or try and out run it.
kenn is like the best photographer I have ever seen on here that sand storm is right outta planet earth, keep em coming main this is good stuff
Um, I'm pretty sure he got those off google or something.Quote:
Originally Posted by MadSativa
oh for real I was like damn I wana go to his house where he is thats where the cool shit happens:pimp:
yeah i wish i took all the photos but no i found em on the net . still tho I dont dwn load shit pics av to look for the best ones.I enjoy makin this thread, thanks Sam, so all can see a little of my island home Australia.:thumbsup:
ok mates weve just crossed the south Australian border,still just desert scenery . our next stop will be Cooper pedy the opal capital of the world.If u hav ever seen a nice opal in the jewelry shop chances are it came from here. people who visit Cooper pedy usually describe it as like bein on the moon. Its so hot and dusty here that people started to live underground by converting old mines into homes Cooper even has an underground hotel.
some more pics from Cooperpedy......check the hotel.
Alright time to av a quick bong or two and hit the road again were heading for Marree ,home to the Marree man have u ever heard of him? heres some info on the marree man to read until we get to the marree hotel so we can have a nice cold beer to wash that desert dust taste out of our mouths.........Marree Man - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
fuck man you like a fukin boong in the dream time or sum shit,, hell know your land.. Its good though...:thumbsup:
yeah mate i did a lot of traveling with my girl b4 we ad kids we lived in a tent 4 a year just touring the N.T and W.A the only place we never went was Tassie.Fkn oath I know this Country man And I fkn Love it, our sunburnt country.:D:thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup:Quote:
Originally Posted by TokinSurfer
That's awesome! They're all underground mole people!
lol yeah i guess they are ,so YOu enjoying the tour Sam is it everything u wanted for ur vacation? because we still got a long way to go.:D:smokin:Quote:
Originally Posted by Samwhore
Haha, yeah, the undgeround mole people are part of American culture. I love the tour. Where are the koalas?
when we get futher south u will c Koalas,out here in the desert there is no trees to climb.We may see a wombat out here tho.
welcome to Marree one of the most remote towns in the outback,you like isolation this is the place for you. Popular with tourists this is a town u can use as a base while u explore the outback wonders like the Marree man and lake eyre a huge inland salt lake that only sometimes fills with water to make a beautiful inland sea...
Mad tour mate I enjoyed it aswell hanging to see more, I wonder if tik tak is blazin tonite. Later:rastasmoke:
Lol he will be if Im packin...lolQuote:
Originally Posted by insaen1
So where we heading now u ask mm lets look at the map and see .....I think we head toward the Flinders ranges next stop Arkaroola, so pass that blunt around and lets go,...hang on a sec whats that over there in that hole?...Its a local wombat check him out a hairy nose wombat what a beauty....and if u look over there u can see hundreds of termite mounds,dont u just love this place ?
Haha, wombat, so, are the mounds really red?