I am thinking of learning to cat juggle. Do you think this is wrong?

If you didn't know..(pst..avatar)
I am a juggler
I can pretty much juggle 3 of anything under 20 pounds.
Do you think it would be wrong to do this?
Looks very scratchy:eek:

i love jugglers, takes more talent then people think. but its still awesom.. i can kinda juggle but im not good better at hackie sack for sure...

not if the cats enjoy it and it looks like they do...

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Originally Posted by Skink

not if the cats enjoy it and it looks like they do...

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Thats true..
I didnt think of it that way..
the only bad part would be practicing..I would hate to miss throw and them bang their heads. definitely would have to de claw. Maybe it is a possibility.

lol u betta not, u better practice with something similar to a cats size and weight befor eyou start throwin cats around lol... stonerrrrr:thumbsup:

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Originally Posted by BlAzInIt4:20

lol u betta not, u better practice with something similar to a cats size and weight befor eyou start throwin cats around lol... stonerrrrr:thumbsup:

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Thats true...
I wonder if you can buy rubber cats anywhere?

u caan practice with rubber chickens lol

declawing is inhumane... You want to get good at something you have to withstand the pain...

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Originally Posted by Skink

declawing is inhumane... You want to get good at something you have to withstand the pain...

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Your right.,,"No pain, no gain"
Just have to make excellent throws everytime or else..

yeah declawing is awful, its like cutting off the bone to your knuckles. And this is just wrong! haha poor kitties! Doing with some hedgehogs and i'll be impressed

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Originally Posted by rebgirl420

yeah declawing is awful, its like cutting off the bone to your knuckles. And this is just wrong! haha poor kitties! Doing with some hedgehogs and i'll be impressed

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are they under 20 lbs? Cause a hedgehog sounds heavy..and they stink. I would think.

na id still want to see the cats.. lol

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Originally Posted by geonagual

are they under 20 lbs? Cause a hedgehog sounds heavy..and they stink. I would think.

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Here are a few

This better be some kind of sadistic joke.

Those hedgehogs are adorable!!!!

as for cats....piss one off and you're better off dealing with a great dane. Can you find a few great danes under 20lbs?

The Jerk was a funny movie that we just watched the other day and Steve Martin did cat juggling already.
You are about 28 years too late.

Hahahaha this is funny! :thumbsup: And it wont matter if you practice with them,
cuz cats will always lanf on their feet! haha, and they'v got 9 lives..

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Originally Posted by Reefer Rogue

This better be some kind of sadistic joke.

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Its hard to tell, huh?

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Originally Posted by geonagual

Thats true..
I didnt think of it that way..
the only bad part would be practicing..I would hate to miss throw and them bang their heads. definitely would have to de claw. Maybe it is a possibility.

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declawing is far more inhumane and fucked up than juggling cats. both ideas make me want to puke though.

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Originally Posted by geonagual

Its hard to tell, huh?

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Ba dum chi

wasnt this being done down in Mexico in the movie "The Jerk" with Steve Martin

Great movie!

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Originally Posted by Reefer Rogue

Ba dum chi

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Thank you. Thank you.

I will be here all week.

I must be going to hell for being immoral. I dont see the cat juggling or the declawing to be humane. Then again, would you want to have three cats takin up your house space and expecting to be juggled all the time? WHat if youre driving down the road and the cats want to be juggled? Youre gonna be fucked then man...

go for it dude. juggling cats would be awesome.

Ugh...:(

I read this thread wrong and thought you said you were gonna teach your cat to juggle...Dammit that would have been amazing.

Yeah, there are a lot of good points on here. I think I am going to do it. I will go down today and see if I can adopt 3 kittens of different colors. I figure I should get them young that way they will think flying in the air in different patterns is fun:)

Well... though im against any harm or abuse against any living thing, i have a special dislike for cats, so in my opinion you should juggle them at your will... probably when youre good enough to juggle with perfection, the cats will even enjoy... so, go for it, and good luck!

I dont mean to hijack the thread, but as it is about cats, i will post a link for a video i just watched. Its from the same site which have the video about the cat and the crow, but this one is far funnier... i think the man is crazy... he surely needs to smoke one and chill out...

Tourettes Cat - ebaumsworld.com

the man's yelling is sooo funny... it seems he really mean it! :S2:

Nah.

mmm thats a hard one ,you could start with cats then advance to skunk juggling ...lol now that would be worth seeing.....lol

ur a dork... u kno ur not gonna cat juggle lol

try something better, like molotov cocktails (mess up on that and it could be the last mess up you do) or machettes.... looks cooler...

Fuck cats, I juggle women.

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Originally Posted by GHoSToKeR

Fuck cats, I juggle women.

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so you fuck cats, but juggle women? :p why?

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Originally Posted by slipknotpsycho

so you fuck cats, but juggle women? :p why?

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Don't judge me, man.



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my cats fat, he wuld eat ur hand....

Try a porcupine.

cat juggling has a long and honorable history. it's a little known fact that winston churchill juggled cats to relieve stress and abraham lincoln's first job was as an apprentice cat juggler. in the middle ages cat juggling was used as a way to settle minor land disputes and watching cats being juggled was considered an aphrodisiac in 12th century luxembourg. even in times of war cat jugglers have always been allowed to travel freely and in turkmenistan it is still considered good luck for a virgin to be urinated on by a man juggling cats.

go for it man, im sure if you taught them from a young age, theyd grow to accept it as a part of life. plus its pretty damn funny to watch:thumbsup:

I think tossing cats is a great idea. It's more fun when you throw them at things, then just aimlessly in the air to catch though.