getting tested on may 14th!!! im fu*ked! (i think)

well my parents have been tripping alot and about 3 weeks ago.
i was walking to class after brunch and the principal of the school comes right behind me and tells me to walk to teh office with her.
i was kool with it bcs i didnt have anything illegal on me so i thought it was going to be something about truancy but when i get there. she tells the school P.O. to search me. and when they open my bag there was a broken pipe, empty pack of ciggs and a lighter. which werent even mine!
so immediatly i assumed that they put it there in an attempt to kick me out of the school.
so i just started talking hella sh*t to them and they told me that one of my *friends* had come to the offcie and snitched but they didnt want to tell me who it was. i think the fucker put it there to get me in trouble which he did.
so the i get a 3 day suspension no biggie. but when my dad came to pick me up the dam P.O. told my dad that there are several free rehab centers and stupid crap like that. so i just filled with anger and just started cuzzing at him and just bangging on the table and shit so then my dad tought i was on one. but i wasnt so when my mom gets home he tells her all about it and she calls this clinic type of thing and makes an appointment for a full physical. pee test and everything.

last time i smoked it was last thursday on may 3rd.
i smoke everyday but only like 1 or 2 bolws with my friends b4 school and thats it. so now i have the peetest comming up on the 14th. do you think i will pass? i dont smoke on week ends only b4 school. do you think i stand a chance at passing?

what should i do? what tricks really work?
do cranberry pills really work?
i've been drinking alot of water and not smoked for about 4 days now. still got 10 or 9 more days to get the THC out.

im 5'8 and weigh 188. and i go to the gym almost everyday. should i run on dat thing? will that even help to burn the fat wich stores the THC?

If you dont smoke and run everyday and drink a lot of water you should be fine

I gotta disagree with J-Dubb.

kotton-mouth, here is what you should do.

1. Read the stickied thread in this forum entitled Dilution: Tips and Guidelines. Follow the instructions there EXACTLY the morning of your test and hopefully, you'll be fine.
2. No point in drinking water in the days leading up to the test. It's pointless.
3. STOP working out for the next little while! While exercise will increase your metabolism and clear the THC from your system over the long run, the short term effect is to release that stored THC into your system. This would make you MORE likely to fail the test.
4. I hope this doesn't sound all parental or anything kotton, but I'm a little worried about you. Maybe you could switch your smoking pattern to AFTER school instead of before? You don't want to become one of those burn-out tokers that gives the rest of us a bad name. Prove everyone wrong, and show them that you can be a stoner but still a success in life. This means getting that anger under control and doing well in school. I know, I know. I sound like a public service announcement. Just trying to look out for ya though. High school can be a rough time - dealing with parents, teachers, and shit like that. But things can get better if you work at it.

Good luck with your test, Kotton, and let us know how it turns out.

you are so right about exercising BOOGEY.
so i think im going to work out until 3 days before the test.
and about smoking before school don't worry, i appreciate your opinions and agree with you.:thumbsup:
But im never BURNT after smoking. i can perform hard tasks with no problem.
i guess i'm luckyt bcs most of my friends just get too class after smoking and put their heads down and zzzzzz.zzzzz.zzz you know.


Thank you so much for the advice my fellow stoner BOOGEY:smokin:
i'll be updating you guys with more stuff as it comes up.

__THE WAY WE SMOKE IT TODAY MAY DETERMINE IF WE WILL STILL SMOKE IT TOMORROW___

Glad to hear you've got your priorities straight Kotton :)
Hope your test goes well!

so im getting tested in the morning wish me luck!

thats pretty shit. i would never go to rehab that would be balls and id just pretty much go apeshit about the whole scenario.

but anyway good luck. let us no how it goes:thumbsup:

im about to leave home to the clinic. but what i just found out is that since its a teen wellness center they will ask me if i want to keep it confidential.
so even if my parents requested it i can tell them to say that i passes. even if i really didnt. (the do abortions there too) confidential...
but anyways i'm going to let you guys know when i come home.
i've been drinking alot of whater and not smoked in 2 weeks.
exercise alot so i think im going to do good.
wish me luck.
thanks guys...

Good luck:thumbsup:

mm dat sounds like fun actually lol and i've seen vids of people get fuked up off of it.
i think im going to buy something and let my friend try it first n see what their reaction is lol.

well back to the pee test i had today guess what???
i fucking passed that shit!
i super could have hella cheated on dat!
cuz they told me to go to the bathroom and they gave me a lil cup.
if i wanned to i could have substituted really easily from a little bottle to a cup.
or easily mix it with water.
it is sad how much i was worrying about it. but know im happy because i know i can do wat ever i want n just sub the urin.

oit is so tight!

Good job

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Originally Posted by TKOffthehook

just for the record , they could keep the results confidential , which means that they wouldnt share the results with ur parents , they couldnt tell them you passed if you failed , they cant lie to them

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yea thats the same thing they told me.
but i was pretty sure i was going to pass it.