FAVOURITE JOKE!

OK PEOPLE LETS GET SUM HUMOUR IN HERE!

WHATS YOU FAVROURITE JOKE?

Mine is:

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: â??That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!â?� The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: â??The driver just insulted me!â?� The man says: â??You go right up there and tell him off â?? go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you.â?�

I have a better joke but its about micheal jackson and buns and stuff i dnt wanan mention it lol

POST URS ;)

i like the joke where we beat up robert the british wanker

























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Originally Posted by koshea

i like the joke where we beat up robert the british wanker

























;)

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Oh really i havent heard it! do tell do tell!

Here is a corny Joke... What did 50 Cent say to His grandma after she knitted him a Sweater??????????????????????????/






Gee, You Knit

what does a blonde and a door have in common?


































the more you slam em, the looser they get!

lol oh koshea u r so funny man u shud have ya own show cos faggots are accepted on tv nowdays :-)

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Originally Posted by robert42

lol oh koshea u r so funny man u shud have ya own show cos faggots are accepted on tv nowdays :-)

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could that inslut be any more lame?

Couldnt urs?

wow...mine wasnt even an insult...you see the winky face? that means i was KIDDING you insulent retard

you see the :-) THAT MEANS I WAS KIDDIN U INSULENT RETARD :P

either that or attempting to create the mood of mockery and attempt to play me off as a queer, yes that too

lol u "insult" lol came 1st bro and i doubt ur gay and if u r being gay is almost like bein normal now days more and more ppl r gay but like i sed i doubt ur gay.

wow im not an effin nancy, end of...this isnt even a fight..wtf is this?...ok end of dicussion

cool bro lol ;)

weed smokers are so pacif

FUCKIN LEGALIZE! :D

If you've seen the movie Silkwood, you already know this one.

One of the men in the tribe goes over to the chief one day and says; "Is it true, Great one, that you name all the members of the tribe at their birth, and if so, what method do you use?"

Chief replies "Yes, I do. I sit outside the lodge, and when I hear the first cries of the newborn, the first thing I see and reflect on, becomes that tribe member's name. So it was with your father, Brave Bear, and your mother, Gentle Rain, your sister, Hopping Bird, and so on."

"But tell me, Two Dogs Fucking, why do you ask?"

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Robert: I must say... he was right about your insult. T'was truly a lame one. To be honest I wouldn't even take it as an insult, because to be quite honest, who gives a shit about who's gay and who's not?

But anyway.. here's my favorite joke:

What did the deaf, mute, and blind boy get for christmas?
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Leukemia


And then there's always:

Why did the girl fall off the swing?
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She was born without arms.

I'll probrably get shit for this one but what goes in and out - in and out and smells of piss? Your granny doing the hokey cokey!

hey no daed baby jokes.. im impressed!

here's one for the christmas season: (if you don't belive((or do)) don't take offence.)

The Almighty God is looking for a vacation spot for the hoidays when and angel suggests he go to earth. God became wide-eyed and shook his head. "No way! I went there over 2000 years ago and knocked up some jewish chick and they're STILL talking about it!!

Whats Black And White And Eats Like A Horse?













A Zebra

A Jewish boy went up to his father and asked for forty dollars.

The boy's father replied, "Twenty dollars??? What do you need ten dollars for?"

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Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari?

A. I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Q. What does Snoop Dogg use to clean his clothes?

A. BLEEE-ATCH!!!! (bleach)

^^works good with actions.

A Jewish boy went up to his father and asked for forty dollars.

The boy's father replied, "Twenty dollars??? What do you need ten dollars for?"




That's the funniest joke I've ever heard, so it needed to be posted again so no one missed it. Kudos for that one fatty lumps

What do you get when you skin a baby?




















an erection.

[QUOTE=Encatuse]Robert: I must say... he was right about your insult. T'was truly a lame one. To be honest I wouldn't even take it as an insult, because to be quite honest, who gives a shit about who's gay and who's not?

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i can tell if youa re gay, or anyone else for that matter, just by asking one question

i can tell if someone is an ass!!!

oh god the dead baby jokes have started....

how many babys does it take to paint a wall?


depends how hard you throw it...lol

Jeese, I thought most of us here were cool, and don't discriminate against gay people the way most of the God-crazy hate-filled country does...

Anyway, here's a sick handicapped joke I heard today:


A woman in a wheel chair goes on a date with Fred, and Fred proceeds to tie her, against her will, to a tree and fuck her brains out. When he brings her home her father comes out. Fred freaks out, thinking he's gonna' get his ass kicked, but the father just says, "Thank you, sir. Most of her dates just leave her tied up in a tree."


Here's another good joke:



A plane containing two boy scouts, a Catholic priest, and the pilot is about to crash into the ocean. The pilot finds that there are only two parachutes on board and suggests to the priest that he and the pilot take the parachutes and let the boy scouts die. "But what about the kids?" the priest says. "FUCK 'UM!" the pilot screams. "Can we?" the priest says.


Oooh Yah!

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Originally Posted by fatty lumps

A Jewish boy went up to his father and asked for forty dollars.

The boy's father replied, "Twenty dollars??? What do you need ten dollars for?"

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thats fucken hilarious man i still cant stop laughing
:D :D :D

OK OK EVERY1 HERE IS SUM GOOD 1S

Hope no1 gets offended.

WHATS HAVE MICHEAL JACKSON AND McDONALDS GOT IN COMMON?

40 YR OLD MEAT IN BETWEEN 10 YR OLD BUNS


NEXT:

WHY DO JEWS HAVE BIG NOSES?

AIR IS FREE :P

NEXT:

THEY FOUND BIN LADEN DEAD AT MICHEAL BARRYMOORES HOUSE THEY SAID HE WAS A SUICIDE BUMMER


NEXT:

MICHEAL JACKSON HAD A BOAT CRASH THEY FOUND HIM IN THE MIDDLE OF THE OCEAN BOUNCING UP AND DOWN ON A BOUY.


LOL HOPE U LIKED EM ;)

What you call a russain with three balls?

Whoyanickabollockoff

i can tell the time!!!!!!!

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Originally Posted by Encatuse

A Jewish boy went up to his father and asked for forty dollars.

The boy's father replied, "Twenty dollars??? What do you need ten dollars for?"




That's the funniest joke I've ever heard, so it needed to be posted again so no one missed it. Kudos for that one fatty lumps

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Yeah man, that one kills every time it's told.
:D

a catholic priest and a jewish rabbi are hanging out on a street corner and a 10 year old boy walks boy. The catholic priest says to the rabbi, "hey rabbi, look at that good looking boy. don't you want to fuck that boy?"

and the rabbi says, "outa what?"