Ahmadinejad Delivers "Kiss of Death"

Everyone agrees that Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is, if nothing else, an odd fellow.

All of that talk about the Holocaust being a myth, and threatening to bomb Israel into the Mediterranean, have helped create a public image of the Iranian president as a lunatic.

However, Ahmadinejad's latest gaffe has even his sharpest critics gasping in shock and disbelief.

Apparently, the little weasel decided that a teacher who flunked him out of a Human Rights class 40 years ago needed to be paid back before said female teacher moved on to serve Allah as a virgin-slave in Islam heaven.

Thus, being the typical male chauvinist pig that he is, Ahmadinejad sealed his former teacher's fate by kissing the old lady on the hand and then embracing her.

This vulgar public orgy was interpreted by western observers as a sign that the wild man was going soft, and might be more reasonable in future interactions with the civilized world.

However, that notion was blown to smithereens when the real facts were disclosed.

Under Sharia law, it is forbidden for a man to have any physical contact with a woman to whom he is not related.

Now we know why Bill Clinton never formally converted to Islam!

But back to Mahmoud: Because the little old lady permitted Ahmadinejad to plant a kiss on her gloved hand, SHE is guilty of decadence and indecency and is to be stoned to death for her perversion.

And what about Ahmadinejad?

According to Sharia law, his F in Human Rights has been expunged, and he is to be honored in a nationally televised ceremony for going the extra mile to keep Islam free from the influence of unclean women with lust in their hearts!

You go,Mahmoud!
Iranian President Ahmadinejad Delivers "Kiss of Death" to Mentor

And this is the dude that people in here LOVE to defend.........LOL.

Since this article is from Canada Free Press we can rule out that Bush made the story up........can't we? LMAO!!!

Have a good one!:s4:

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Originally Posted by Psycho4Bud

Everyone agrees that Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is, if nothing else, an odd fellow.

All of that talk about the Holocaust being a myth, and threatening to bomb Israel into the Mediterranean, have helped create a public image of the Iranian president as a lunatic.

However, Ahmadinejad's latest gaffe has even his sharpest critics gasping in shock and disbelief.

Apparently, the little weasel decided that a teacher who flunked him out of a Human Rights class 40 years ago needed to be paid back before said female teacher moved on to serve Allah as a virgin-slave in Islam heaven.

Thus, being the typical male chauvinist pig that he is, Ahmadinejad sealed his former teacher's fate by kissing the old lady on the hand and then embracing her.

This vulgar public orgy was interpreted by western observers as a sign that the wild man was going soft, and might be more reasonable in future interactions with the civilized world.

However, that notion was blown to smithereens when the real facts were disclosed.

Under Sharia law, it is forbidden for a man to have any physical contact with a woman to whom he is not related.

Now we know why Bill Clinton never formally converted to Islam!

But back to Mahmoud: Because the little old lady permitted Ahmadinejad to plant a kiss on her gloved hand, SHE is guilty of decadence and indecency and is to be stoned to death for her perversion.

And what about Ahmadinejad?

According to Sharia law, his F in Human Rights has been expunged, and he is to be honored in a nationally televised ceremony for going the extra mile to keep Islam free from the influence of unclean women with lust in their hearts!

You go,Mahmoud!
Iranian President Ahmadinejad Delivers "Kiss of Death" to Mentor

And this is the dude that people in here LOVE to defend.........LOL.

Since this article is from Canada Free Press we can rule out that Bush made the story up........can't we? LMAO!!!

Have a good one!:s4:

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Let me say this about that. Crazy is as crazy does. If Bush could get away with the kiss of death thingy, there'd be a lot less Democrats walkin around. I'm thinkin he's about as likely as Bush to win the next election.

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Originally Posted by medicinal

Let me say this about that. Crazy is as crazy does. If Bush could get away with the kiss of death thingy, there'd be a lot less Democrats walkin around. I'm thinkin he's about as likely as Bush to win the next election.

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LOL....damn lucky for alot of Clintons ladies this isn't in effect here!

I wonder if Pelosi could get hooked up with a kiss if she goes to Iran.......LOL

Have a good one!:s4:

Lets stone him to death:stoned:

America needs to learn to mind its own fuckin business, TOO BAD THERE NOT ALL CIVILIZED LIKE US, people like you make me sick sometimes, youre scum, youre supporting the decision to kill HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS of CIVILIANS, HOW IS THAT GOING TO HELP?

edit: id like to clarify i have no hard feelings against you P4B, just your politial ideals :thumbsup:

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Originally Posted by AlwaysBlazed

America needs to learn to mind its own fuckin business, TOO BAD THERE NOT ALL CIVILIZED LIKE US, people like you make me sick sometimes, youre scum, youre supporting the decision to kill HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS of CIVILIANS, HOW IS THAT GOING TO HELP?

edit: id like to clarify i have no hard feelings against you P4B, just your politial ideals :thumbsup:

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We had a major blow up in here a while back and the flame wars in here are done.....the "your scum" comment would have bought you a vacation IF it were directed at another member but with me this is a warning for the future AND the last time....

Have a good one!:jointsmile:

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Originally Posted by Psycho4Bud

We had a major blow up in here a while back and the flame wars in here are done.....the "your scum" comment would have bought you a vacation IF it were directed at another member but with me this is a warning for the future AND the last time....

Have a good one!:jointsmile:

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my bad, i just have very strong feelings against america policing the world

It's all good dude..........this one's for you!:smokebong:

Have a good one!:jointsmile:

"Since this article is from Canada Free Press we can rule out that Bush made the story up........can't we? LMAO!!!"

But it's a satire article.. It even says so.

That article is what?Bullshit, nowhere does it state that she was going to be stoned to death.What happened after that meeting well the writer didnt say i bet nothing happened to her its just more propoghanda to make this guy look evil.Its written by an American not a Canadian this writer doesnt state any facts at all and the writer is trying to make something out of nothing.P4B you can fool some of the people some of the time but not all the people all the time nice try though lol

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Originally Posted by Psycho4Bud

But back to Mahmoud: Because the little old lady permitted Ahmadinejad to plant a kiss on her gloved hand, SHE is guilty of decadence and indecency and is to be stoned to death for her perversion.

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Stoned to death? Serious? :wtf:

LMAO! So ya didn't like the prisonplanet spin tactic huh??? True story.........to a point:

Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad was accused by radical religious quarters of "indecency" on Wednesday after he publicly embraced and kissed on the hand his old school teacher.

At a ceremony on Tuesday ahead of Iranian Teachers' Day, Ahmadinejad was photographed and filmed by state media, kissing the woman's hand and then clasping her arms in an embrace. "The Muslim Iranian people have no recollection of such acts contrary to Sharia law during Islamic rule," since the 1979 revolution, read the ultra-conservative Iran's Hizbullah newspaper on its front page.

"This type of indecency progressively has grave consequences, like violating religious and sacred values," added the paper.

The elderly woman, who was not named, wore thick gloves along with a headscarf and long black coat, meaning that Ahmadinejad avoided any skin contact.

However, according to Sharia (Islamic) law, it is forbidden for a man to have any physical contact with a woman to whom he is not related.

It should be noted that this is not the first time the Iranian leaderhas been attacked by hardline elements. He has already sparked controversy when he unsuccessfully proposed women be allowed to attend football matches.

"This astonishing act by the president comes as the faithful have yet to forget his decision to allow women to watch football," noted the Hizbullah newspaper.

However other hardline publications published the images without further comment. "A kiss on the hand for the teacher," was the headline in the government daily Iran.
albawaba.com middle east news information::Ahmadinejad kiss draws criticism....

Actually ol' Ahmadinejad is under fire from the hardliners but.........got ya thinkin' didn't it? :wtf3:

Have a good one!:s4:

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Originally Posted by Psycho4Bud

LMAO! So ya didn't like the prisonplanet spin tactic huh??? True story.........to a point:

Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad was accused by radical religious quarters of "indecency" on Wednesday after he publicly embraced and kissed on the hand his old school teacher.

At a ceremony on Tuesday ahead of Iranian Teachers' Day, Ahmadinejad was photographed and filmed by state media, kissing the woman's hand and then clasping her arms in an embrace. "The Muslim Iranian people have no recollection of such acts contrary to Sharia law during Islamic rule," since the 1979 revolution, read the ultra-conservative Iran's Hizbullah newspaper on its front page.

"This type of indecency progressively has grave consequences, like violating religious and sacred values," added the paper.

The elderly woman, who was not named, wore thick gloves along with a headscarf and long black coat, meaning that Ahmadinejad avoided any skin contact.

However, according to Sharia (Islamic) law, it is forbidden for a man to have any physical contact with a woman to whom he is not related.

It should be noted that this is not the first time the Iranian leaderhas been attacked by hardline elements. He has already sparked controversy when he unsuccessfully proposed women be allowed to attend football matches.

"This astonishing act by the president comes as the faithful have yet to forget his decision to allow women to watch football," noted the Hizbullah newspaper.

However other hardline publications published the images without further comment. "A kiss on the hand for the teacher," was the headline in the government daily Iran.
albawaba.com middle east news information::Ahmadinejad kiss draws criticism....

Actually ol' Ahmadinejad is under fire from the hardliners but.........got ya thinkin' didn't it? :wtf3:

Have a good one!:s4:

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Yup, I guess that means I'm good to go with made up shit, Yippeee!

P4B didnt have me fooled if only i could get rid of that dam squirrel

hahaha ^^^ yeah I totally love that avator on fish haha

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Originally Posted by fishman3811

P4B didnt have me fooled if only i could get rid of that dam squirrel

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That squirrel still fuckin' with your head?? LOL...you'll love his cousin!

Have a good one!:s4:

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Originally Posted by AlwaysBlazed

America needs to learn to mind its own fuckin business, TOO BAD THERE NOT ALL CIVILIZED LIKE US, people like you make me sick sometimes, youre scum, youre supporting the decision to kill HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS of CIVILIANS, HOW IS THAT GOING TO HELP?

edit: id like to clarify i have no hard feelings against you P4B, just your politial ideals :thumbsup:

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I agree with you to a large degree Always. Having lived for a while in another country, with a vastly different culture than ours, I know that what works here doesn't always work there and not everybody wants what we got either.

That being said, Ahmadinejad is bad news. Maybe not all of the Iranian people, but he's one the world needs to keep on a short leash.

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Originally Posted by Psycho4Bud

That squirrel still fuckin' with your head?? LOL...you'll love his cousin!

Have a good one!:s4:

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Shit, I knew the kids weren't signing up to go and die for Dubya like they used to be but this is a bit ridiculous. What will good ol' Georgie think of next ?

P4B GOOD ONE LMAO ill have to find his dessert couisin so he can go Jihad on your ass..........rebgirl420 im glad you find my misery amusing how would you like a small dick in your ear ?

We're here for ya fishman!!!:thumbsup:

Have a good one!:s4:

LMAO thats my story and im sticking too it anyway im sure if he nukes canada our big brothers to the south will save our asses like always.

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Originally Posted by fishman3811

P4B GOOD ONE LMAO ill have to find his dessert couisin so he can go Jihad on your ass..........rebgirl420 im glad you find my misery amusing how would you like a small dick in your ear ?

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Only if its YOUR small dick :thumbsup:

rebgirl its not nice to tease your elders

haha im just kidding hun, you know it, im sure your a kick bum guy xoxox

Well i new the costume would bet me laid sooner or later lol....take care

this was too funny. the most entertainment I have experienced here in a long time. thanks P4B. You are a nut, and Kudos for the balance above. Peace