I've been noticing a trend while watching cops

Court tv and g4 play about 15 episodes of cops a day between the two of them (that may be greatly exaderated). So I have been watching a lot of the show.

Now the other night they stopped a guy with 7 crack pipes on him and let him go with a citation. Just now they put a lady in handcuffs for tresspassing and put the man in hand cuffs for possesion of a crack pipe. They both were issued citations and were free to go.

Today I was reading my schools police reports and there were two arrests last week for small amounts of weed and/or weed paraphernalia. (sp..)

I hate university police.

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Originally Posted by JaggedEdge

Court tv and g4 play about 15 episodes of cops a day between the two of them (that may be greatly exaderated). So I have been watching a lot of the show.

Now the other night they stopped a guy with 7 crack pipes on him and let him go with a citation. Just now they put a lady in handcuffs for tresspassing and put the man in had cuffs for possesion of a crack pipe. They both were issued citations and were free to go.

Today I was reading my schools police reports and there were two arrests last week for small amounts of weed and/or weed paraphernalia. (sp..)

I hate university police.

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As horrible as crack is, I believe it's schedule II because it's main ingredient is cocaine. Being schedule II makes it significantly less illegal to possess (but still illegal) in many places. Cannabis is schedule I, making it more illegal then crack. That's just....(oh how trite) whacked.

Only a stoner would know all the cops' moves.
I know too, where they patrol, how to let them make you go, how each likes to be spoken to, where they hide.

next time i'm pulled over i plan on spilling my guts (so long as i'm the only one standing to face any consequences..) i lied to the cops about having weed in the car.. i still think it's fucked up all the shit i got in for less than a half gram tho...

so my new plan is to tell them everything... i see it on cops all the time... someone lies, they go to jail... someone comes clean, the cop lets 'em go home, but they still get a ticket..

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Originally Posted by Samwhore

Only a stoner would know all the cops' moves.
I know too, where they patrol, how to let them make you go, how each likes to be spoken to, where they hide.

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Haha, I know where they like to hide around me too. I'm also pretty good about getting them off my tail when they decide to randomly ride my ass and putting my plates in their computer for no reason. That pisses me off.

The city cops by my school love to ride someones ass, seemingly at random, hoping to make them so nervous they do something wrong... I'm not lying when I say they regularly take tail gating to a whole new level.

I'm not good at getting out of speeding tickets though because I have a penis.

I have been able to get out of DUI's and on being drunk in public though. Don't drink and drive. Stupid decision. It took me a while before I learned that... twice.

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Originally Posted by slipknotpsycho

so my new plan is to tell them everything... i see it on cops all the time... someone lies, they go to jail... someone comes clean, the cop lets 'em go home, but they still get a ticket..

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good luck with that

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Originally Posted by slipknotpsycho

next time i'm pulled over i plan on spilling my guts (so long as i'm the only one standing to face any consequences..) i lied to the cops about having weed in the car.. i still think it's fucked up all the shit i got in for less than a half gram tho...

so my new plan is to tell them everything... i see it on cops all the time... someone lies, they go to jail... someone comes clean, the cop lets 'em go home, but they still get a ticket..

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The best one was this. Read all of it!

This teen gets pulled over. The cop asks if he has been smoking.

teen - "Yes sir"
Officer - "How much have you had?"
teen - " A lot"

The officer than begins to lecture him on the dangers of driving high and asks the kid driving if he would get on a plane with a pilot he knows is as stoned as he is. The kid tells the officer yes he would as long as he still had control over what he was doing as he himself did.

The officer than asks if there is anything in the car and kid hands him the blunt him and his friend were smoking. The cop searches the car and finds a box full of weed and pipes. The cop looks at the kid...

The kid looks so suprised and in all honesty, "Shit, I forgot all about the box."

The cop ends up writing him a citation for it and lets him leave. I was laughing my ass off the whole time. He was the coolest kid I have ever seen.

yeah i'll need it... of course it only applies to when they're gonna search either way (i've also learned something else... to just say no to searches, like 99% of the time that's the end of it... no search...) and i know they're gonna find it anyways... it's a last stitch effort to stay outta jail lol...

lol i wanna see that one...^^^^

u guys and ur cop knowledge is kick ass...

sweet ass sweet man :rastasmoke:

if you get a cop like I got the best thing to do is tie him up,,, throw him in the trunk,,,put his car in drive and send him off the highest cliff...

I have been talking to people in my town and I am not the only one this prick has harassed... He needs some of his own medicine,,,nothing worse than a bad cop...

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Originally Posted by Skink

if you get a cop like I got the best thing to do is tie him up,,, throw him in the trunk,,,put his car in drive and send him off the highest cliff...

I have been talking to people in my town and I am not the only one this prick has harassed... He needs some of his own medicine,,,nothing worse than a bad cop...

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yeah there is...

a bad cop that never gets what he deserves :jointsmile:

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Originally Posted by Skink

if you get a cop like I got the best thing to do is tie him up,,, throw him in the trunk,,,put his car in drive and send him off the highest cliff...

I have been talking to people in my town and I am not the only one this prick has harassed... He needs some of his own medicine,,,nothing worse than a bad cop...

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A cop like that is bad, but what is worse is that nothing changed during the entire judicial process. You can't help a few asshole cops, but my god, it goes further than that. The justice system doesn't care about righting wrongs...

LOOK OUT hes got a joint!! BAM BAM BAM!

I HAD to post this...

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Originally Posted by JaggedEdge

A cop like that is bad, but what is worse is that nothing changed during the entire judicial process. You can't help a few asshole cops, but my god, it goes further than that. The justice system doesn't care about righting wrongs...

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actually, again it depends on the supperior... some supperiors hate crooked cops like inmates hate rapists....

anyways, these are supposed to be the people in charge of keeping everything lawful.... so of course the govt. gives the benifit of the doubt (or police precint, judge w/e) on the cops word... i'm sure they hear how the cop wronged said person 100x atleast everyday.... (of course by this i mean the idiots who think they're gonna get the charges dropped by claiming the cop planted w/e on them)

i'm sure (if it's any decent police headquarters atleast, and the reports could be backed up) if said cop was reported to do his job unlawfully enough, he would be put on investigation... that may not go far, or it may have him put in jail.... one things for sure.... after that point he has a choice of straightening the fuck up QUICK, or facing indiction.. (or however you spell it)

I am always pretty honest with cops [I say pretty honest, because I have had to lie before, but in the heat of the moment, I can look them in the eye], and I've gotten off every time. Many many times including potential felonies, I've had weed taken with no punishment...have been pulled over by the task force and all they did was take our 'things' that have something to do with the second schedule. Maybe I've been lucky [not really though, there's been waaay too many encouters] but they are people too, and the worse thing I hate is when someone lies to me. It's all about being calm, and when you're being honest, you should be calm...it takes that extra skill to lie and be calm.

I respect most cops and their job, and know a few...have absolutely no problem with them.

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Originally Posted by rebgirl420

I HAD to post this...

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Picture theif!

Haha, just kidding. I did post that picture a few days ago though. *cough* theif...:cool:

I love who ever wrote that. I want to shake his/her hand.

hahah well my friend sent it to me on myspace

Sure, sure...

Have your posts always been this pink?

"I'm David Blain (sp) and I bet you I know what your favorite color is... Aren't I amazing..."

hahah yeah that have been now for a while. I like pink. It's my fave color!

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Originally Posted by Zohar

As horrible as crack is, I believe it's schedule II because it's main ingredient is cocaine. Being schedule II makes it significantly less illegal to possess (but still illegal) in many places. Cannabis is schedule I, making it more illegal then crack. That's just....(oh how trite) whacked.

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I didn't know that. I'm shocked if crack is considered less dangerous than marijuana. Blows my mind since people kill to get crack. The stupidity of the fact - knowing how we work are drug laws makes it not so surpriseing though. :(

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Originally Posted by rebgirl420

hahah yeah that have been now for a while. I like pink. It's my fave color!

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couldn't resist..

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Pink - it's my new obsession
Pink - it's not even a question,
Pink - on the lips of your lover
(oh)
'Cause Pink is the love you discover
Pink - as the bing on your cherry
Pink - 'cause you are so very
Pink - it's the color of passion
Ah, 'cause today it just goes with the fashion
Pink - it was love at first sight
Yeah, Pink - when I turn out the light
And Pink gets me high as a kite
And I think everything is going to be all right
No matter what we do tonight
You could be my flamingo
'Cause pink - it's the new kinda of lingo
Pink - like a deco umbrella
It's kink that you don't ever tell her
Pink - it was love at first sight
And Pink when I turn out the light
Pink gets me high as a kite
And I think everything is going to be all right
No matter what we do tonight
Yeah!
I want to be your lover
I, I wanna wrap you in rubber
And it's pink as the sheets that we lay on
'Cause Pink - it's my favorite crayon
Yeah!
Pink - it was love at first sight
Pink - when I turn out the light
Pink - it's like red but not quite
And I think, everything is going to be all right
No matter what we do tonight

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WTF? hahahahawheres THAT from?

pink by aerosmith..

ahhhhh haha

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Originally Posted by slipknotpsycho

next time i'm pulled over i plan on spilling my guts (so long as i'm the only one standing to face any consequences..) i lied to the cops about having weed in the car.. i still think it's fucked up all the shit i got in for less than a half gram tho...

so my new plan is to tell them everything... i see it on cops all the time... someone lies, they go to jail... someone comes clean, the cop lets 'em go home, but they still get a ticket..

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true....you are right:jointsmile: