is there any way to beat the cops with four legs?
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is there any way to beat the cops with four legs?
With a stick? :thumbsup:
Really though, I dont know. Sorry for the useless post.
doggy treats
lol @ xhoshi
i dont htink there is a way, those dogs can smell herb from over a mile away
yea it seems like there is no way.
I was just wondering if there was some low-key trick u guys might have known
oh well.
Don't carry drugs with you.Quote:
Originally Posted by krohrer
coffee has been rumored to work. i think it has a chance but i wouldn't trust my life with it...
is it true that if you like kick the shit out of a police dog one of the attack ones that like chase you down not the drug ones that its assualting a police officer? or is that just BS i just heard it from a friend
ive heard that 2^^ they used to use it for smuggling coke...
No he's right, but believe me you won't get any good shots in. Personally I don't believe they should be allowed to release an attack dog.Quote:
Originally Posted by affasd
ya if i cant kick the shit out of it then it should be police brutalty for using it lol
Ive heard simple sents like salt and pepper work verry well. ALthough i wouldent try it myself. also its rummered that hot peperes overwelmes the dogs sence if smell. Idn if you find a police dog for sale try a bunch of different sents, and write a post about it:thumbsup:
No, there is a seperate charge, which is 'assaulting a police animal'.Quote:
Originally Posted by affasd
How do I know this?
This ass who I used to work with got arrested at one of the infamous UMass baseball riots... for punching a police horse.
What a tardball.
Freal I can just imagine him thinking 'hey, let me go over there and punch a horse! Yeah! a HORSE WITH A COP ON TOP! duurrrrrr.....
:rasta:Quote:
Originally Posted by krohrer
Think of it this way.
Dog's noses are about 3-5000 times MORE powerful than ours. Do you really think coffee beans and peppers can fool that? When presented with 2 strong odors, humans can tell the distinct odors 85-90% of times. These dogs are TRAINED to smell the weed- if you've got it, they can smell it.
Think of it like the Breathalyzer test- the whole nonsense about eating an onion or whatever to throw the test off- it's not going to. It [Breathalyzer], as well as the dogs, are trained to sense the MOLECULES of the specific drug, not just the odor.
Unless you can change the molecular structure of pot, it's not gonna work.
EDIT: Speaking of, I have a hemp purse and hemp lipgloss- .08% THC total volume of the gloss- could the dogs detect that, or are they trained for another molecule in pot besides the THC? Just curious.
Are you planning to bring weed in an airplane or sumthing? Cuz thats REALLY hard.
If your desparate it IS possible. Steve-o's done it! Just but some bud in a condom, compact it, tie it up,
then you can put it into another condom, then shove it up your bung hole! :thumbsup:
ALSO, put bud into a plastic bag, fill another bag with toothpaste, put the bag of weed in that bag,
fill another bag with coffe and put the other bags into that one. That would work!
But seriously, dogs are hard to escape. Plus a cop finding weed on you is one thing, but if they actually have to release
a dog and that dog finds drugs? Much harsher punishment i bet.
i heard peanut butter works... my mother shipped weed ho,e in peanut butter from France lol when she was visiting but hey that was a couple years back... the airports are hard to get through ... BUT i dunno when i was at the Mexican boarder i got arrested and they did a 7 point k nine check on my car.. i had weed in the trunk and they never found it.. so0o.. maybe i just got lucky..... or you can always give em a treat a huge hunk of meat they would go for that before doin anything.. but a dog is never away from its master so if you throw a big ass steak at it well obviously the policemen is gonna think something lmao... so good luck on that..
two words.
Scoobie Snacks.
They'll shoot him to the fucking moon.
Oh yeah and punch the horse lol, reminds me of half baked. When he killed an "Officer"
If you ever get assaulted by a police dog, flick him in the nose.
(Don't take this post seriously)
when i visit my family in hawiia
i would just like to bring back a sack
my cousins used to bring 2 eights in theres shoes
but know they check ur shoes.
oh well
mayb i will just figure out a way
I wouldnt risk it
yes...essentially it IS a "police officer". don't give yourself a reason to have one chase you = no reason to worry about kickin/hittin' it.Quote:
Originally Posted by affasd
also just play it safe n don't take weed where there's a possibility of drug dogs being around.
alcohol will do some strange things...like causing people to jump off a 20 foot rock bare ass naked into a lake in mid march. (water temp like mid 50's) :rastasmoke:Quote:
Originally Posted by stinkyattic
If you harm the dogs or like hit them or anything you get charged with whatever you would get charged with for hitting an officer.
heh "the cops with 4 legs" pigs got 4 legs too mang!
take a piece of deli sliced turkey and spread a thick layer of wasabi all over it, then when you see the drug dog, toss it to him. if i'm right, then as long as he eats it, his sinuses will be in too much agony for him to concentrate on smelling your stash.
then again, i have no idea how these dogs are trained or how wasabi affects them. just thought i'd toss an idea around.
Yea you're probably going to have a really hard time beating the dogs. I've heard various rumors about coffee grounds and such but I dunno if it actually works. The best thing is just to not have anything on you or be careful about when you do.
I was out camping once when some cops showed up and I didnt have anything on me but one of my friends had an ounce on him and they had been smoking in his car the whole way down. There was like 6 cop cars. They must have had nothing else to do this was in the middle of nowhere. Anyways they did have some dogs out but the dogs musta been retarded cause the only "hit" they got was on another car who didnt have anything. He laughed as they searched his car and he showed them several zippers they missed. Meanwhile the friend with an ounce him was probably peeing his pants. I bet those werent even drug sniffing dogs. Probably just their pet.