Just curious what are some of your biggest fuck ups lol
the most common one (well for me anyway) (when the girls on top of man if your gay lmao) and your cock slips out and just gets crushed.. ouch lmao
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Just curious what are some of your biggest fuck ups lol
the most common one (well for me anyway) (when the girls on top of man if your gay lmao) and your cock slips out and just gets crushed.. ouch lmao
The biggest one I made was when I didn't fuck for a while, and in the middle of the session, it slipped out, and I busted a nut right in her eye! Double whammy. So embarassing!
LMFAO classic!! ^^^^^
I have 2 traumatic sex experiences that were BIG MISTAKES...
(and the top 2most embarassing moments of my life)
1. Having sex with a sociopath who I was in love with ... he videotapped it and showed it to everyone at school (I am still called 'Paris')
2.I didn't know I was going to get my period and I was fucking some guy I wasn't close with and half way through Aunt Flow decided to come and um yeah .... I still want to die when I think about it
On the bright side, you must be pretty hot, otherwise, they'd be laughing at the guy for passing it around!
Lol very true ... It was horrible because it really fucked with my head and I'm still ashamed ... but hell he got money from people wanting to see it :D Made me feel like I was hot but trash at the same time... which was stupid because having sex doesn't make someone trash ... only everyone thought I knew about the tape and I didn't (some people even thought I was the one trying to make money from it)... my parents knew about it before me because the school found out and suspended himQuote:
Originally Posted by thcbongman
How about mother walking in.
In high school i was having sex with a girl in the shower and my step dad came home and started banged on the bathroom door askin us what we were doing. it was kinda obvious i guess. whoops. :D
Period thing happened to me too.. Ahh I still don't know if he ever found out. We was in a dark ass basement on a black couch >.> I hope he just thought he was "soooo big" he tore me.
My boy busted a nut in my armpit. Does that count? Hahaha, it was a few hours after I told him how much I HATE my armpits being touched too. Oopsie.
Yah that happens lots of times. Some guys always want to brag about banging a super hot chick. The good part for you is guys will only do that with hot chicks well if you didnt know, now you do.Quote:
Originally Posted by 420MissHighTimes420
Sex fuck up's not sure if this is one but its pretty close!!! This was with my first true love, but anyways were at a beach and desided to have sex in the water, and so we toke off our clothes and left them at the edge... the sex was great the best i ever had.... LOL but when we got back there was no clothes the tide came up and washed them away. Good thing it was during the night and my cars wasnt too far but we got called adam and eve a few times before we reached the car....hahaha ....good ole day...we saw them washed up on a rock bank a few weeks later.. But dont ever leave your stuff on the beach
yea i get the same thing when my dick gets crushed also every once in awhile.. haha i know how that feals... like my dick will still be hard but its in so much pain just after wards when i try to stick it back in it just hurts to bad lol and then i have to take a break lol
How about going limp while being drunk. She then went on to tell one of my buddies about it and he called me out, but it even gets better... I had class with the chick the following day. Try looking a girl in the face after an experience like that. It's impossible. Since then I've decided sex and sobriety is better combination. All it would have taken was a little foreplay, but she wasn't into that shit. She just wanted to get hit. :wtf:
I think everyone gets hit with the bad aim fuck up AT LEAST once in there life time.
hmmm I hate that sound of skin hitting skin....just freaks me out...
there is always that time when your bangin a foxy lady and there is alittle to much air that gets in the way.....its so awkward hearing the farting sound during sex with someone you havent had sex with alot....also the dick crushing sux pretty bad!
An old Girlfriend and I were going at it in my churches daycare play area and got busted by the Minister. To make it worse, she married my best friend 20yrs later in the same church and I was the best man, A little strange
Happened to me before, my ex bent me and my dick died for 2 days. Fuck it hurt like no other!Quote:
Originally Posted by cannabis campbell
There's this girl that i had sex with couple times and one time when she's givin me a bj and im about to orgasm i felt this very sticky chunky warm feeling on my hips and then i looked down and i was like 'wtf?' she fucking throw up on my dick and it was fucking nasty,... one of the worst moments of my life,...
Oh man. Damn. :(Quote:
Originally Posted by AsianStoner420
ouch lmao thats probably the most common oneQuote:
Originally Posted by LIP
eurgh you should of pissed in her mouth to make it even lolQuote:
Originally Posted by AsianStoner420
ooohhhhhh no are you serious?! MY GOD!:(Quote:
Originally Posted by AsianStoner420
My boyfriend and I were having some pretty drunken sex one night...and I puked all over the both of us...
..so he took me to the shower and washed my hair and stuff...hahahah.
Ok 2 things
1.Nut pankake (prety self explanitory)
2.Parents walking it (Deffinatly not cool. Has happned to me on several occasions)
I had a situation with a bigger sized woman where I couldn't find her hole, and by the time I was able to dig it out, I was about as limp as a sativa milk shake.
umm question Tom.. just curious how long did it take you too find this hole?? I mean was she that big? crazyyy... and the puking one... oh ewww.. i would of been so embarrassed..
oh yeah another one of the biggest fuck ups actually definately the most common
where your dicks been hard for that long by the time its ready to be used it goes on a flop! :(
need to get some viagra lmao
parents walking in.......oh god....
No real funny stories about my sex follies, but I'll take the liberty to post one of my favorite stories from a man named Tucker Max:
TuckerMax.com
Read it. Now.
getting caught doin it at a football game in her car by a security gaurd :(
or
her dad walking in while she was blowin me :(
This guy knows the truth manQuote:
Originally Posted by 40oz
haha, two words, pussy farts.
The harder she laughs about it, the worse it gets, LOL
2 extremely horrible situations
1.) was drunk and young having sex with maybe the 2nd or 3rd girl i had sex with and we were in the shower and i lost my footing fell back cracked my head and was out cold. she called my brother to come help her get my out of the shower and make sure i was ok
2.) mom called my cell phone while my girl was riding me like she was going for the bronco riding championship. ( i cant remember why but i had to answer it i think she was out of town or something ) and she was like going on and on and on then wanted to talk to my girl so they talked while she still was riding me .. she was a loud one too so i had some deeeeeepppppppp cuts from her clawing me insted
My ex used to answer her phone when her mom would call even when we were in the middle of it, but I wouldn't stop. It was pretty funny, not gonna lie.Quote:
Originally Posted by tehcromex
My boy fell off the bed one of the first times we had sex. We were switching positions and on a smallish bed, and he put his knee down right next to the very edge and it slipped off. It was really funny, though he didn't think so at the time.
Ok, I've hit allmost all those fuck ups before but here are a couple of real fuck ups...Quote:
Originally Posted by cannabis campbell
1) Call her by the wrong name (Even worse, I called her by her sisters name!)
2) Changing positions on the beach and got sand all over my dick (End of session!)
3) Didn't use a condom and...well, he's 12 now! LOL
- Slow -
hahaahahaha best 2 ive seen so farQuote:
Originally Posted by slowlickitysplit
my first time.. i went in too fast i guess and she screamed and it was one of the most awkward feelings that i experienced
dog coming behind you and licking your balls/ass when a chicks is making you a blowjob... i completely freaked out... but when i remember that now i laught of it haha
I've seen a kid that looks like me walking around with a girl that I had sex with and the condom broke. Needless to say I avoided that conversation.Quote:
Originally Posted by slowlickitysplit
Lol, I thought I was alone there. Dogs have the strangest tastes...Quote:
Originally Posted by crazyape
I would have been embaressed had he not already been my boyfriend for a year and a half or so before ...hehe...we just laughed our asses off about it the next day...Quote:
Originally Posted by BlAzInIt4:20
Still laugh about it...hahaha....