I was walking my dog one day and found a bag of weed on the ground.......:smokin:
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I was walking my dog one day and found a bag of weed on the ground.......:smokin:
but my dog ate the weed before I could grab it.
then i got the munchies
The end.
Well the title of the thread is "Finish this story" so i did.
Lmaoooo
Ill start another one try and make it last
.........
One day i woke up and realised i was out of weed..
I dont like this story.
dont ruin the story dammit.Quote:
Originally Posted by jokeyjokejoke
so i called my dealer
He told me to come up to his flat and he'd sort me out...
Chill dude. I can hardly see this shit topping the best sellers list.Quote:
Originally Posted by smoke it
When I got there, instead of getting a bag of weed, he pulled out a huge rubber dildo, and said...Quote:
Originally Posted by Kid Dynamite
And then I pissed on the sack of weed and threw it in a gutter. Then later when
I was home I thought about that sack of weed. That lonely un-smoked sack of goodness, I walked back to the gutter which was 23 miles away in which I walked the entire way.
So when I got there the sack was still in the gutter, so I grabbed it and it was all mushy and rotten. So the next morning while i was taking a poop the sack asked me if I wanted to play soccer and we did.
boy could that sack play soccer
he had me running all over the the field
i got so tired i decided 2 stop and smoke some of the weed in the sack
then
my mouth began to foam ,I felt ill......
...and then the neighbor shot me thinking I had rabies.
LOOOOOOOOOOL.............THAT CRACKED ME UP LOOOOOOL
...And I was then put into a pan, (from an egg's point of view.)
on a low simmer, as i kept getting flipped over
why post then u muppetQuote:
Originally Posted by jokeyjokejoke
So Kermit kissed a psychedelic toad
and saw colors everywhere, spinning and twirling all around his head
then he passed out and bumped his head
miss piggy saw him lying there unconcience and thought he was dead
so she gave him
It's ment to be a laugh aint it? And anyway i didn't think personal attacks were permited on these forums. Or is that dependent on the offenders post count? You muggy little cunt. Yeah, watch that shit slide...................:rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by cannabis campbell
down the side of the camper...
Shut it you slaaaag.Quote:
Originally Posted by jokeyjokejoke
LOL
a kick in the balls for leaving her pregnant and alone..Quote:
Originally Posted by mamma puffpuff420
Then kermit woke up six months later on a mini-golf course in sweden.
and he took the first plane to amsterdam
which crashed into the channel leaving Kermit stranded on a make shift raft made of airhostess silicone implants with only Mr Nice, peter sting fellow and a chav called Derrick for company. :)
Stringfellow then suggested that they skin up an enourmous joint
but mr. nice wanted 2 roll a blunt insted and asked kermit if he had his grinder
a vague slightly confused expression appeared on Kermitā??s face "blunt?" he said "grinder?"
Derricks eyebrows furrowed, he suddenly stood up on his weedy frame and slapped Kermit round the chops! "You American Jessy! Your a frog! you can swim!" Derrick picked up Kermit and attached a make shift lead made out of extra wide hemp rips to the frogs spinderly body and chucked him over board into the see! "swim to dam bitch, so mr nice can roll a friking blunt!"
just as derrickthrew kermit overboard
kermit spun in mid air and wacked derrick across his jaw with his huge feet, knocking him out
mr. nice saw this and quickly untied kermit
kermit grabed the weed from derrick's still body
and said>>>fuck u derrick im rollin a fucking blunt
where's that grinder???
Then a legendary bird swooped down towards the raft called 'Grinderbeak Mcdoob' and said "hey guys, word on the sea is you are in need of some grinding services"
After the remaining mash'eds established that the bird was not a hallucination they finally agreed to let Grinderbeak grind up their weed. However, what they failed to realise is that Grinderbeak Mcdoob is actually a skank-ass con artist who secretly ate 1/3rd of the weed during the grinding process in order to get high.
haha!
And then Kermit reached for his 45 and pointed it at Grinerbeak and said, "Bitch i'm short!"
Grinderbeak opened his beak in shock and revealed a tiny crime-fighting leprechaun perched on his tongue with a cannabis leaf emblem rather than the clover.
The leprechaun, named dankus, explained that he was living on Grinderbeak's tongue as part of a sting operation and had been hoarding the majority of the buddha that Grinderbeak tried to eat inside his little green hat. He then pulled out an ounce of beautiful dank bud and handed it to Stringfellow, who at this point had manufactured a burberry thong out of derrick's old clothes.
damn it.. surely someone's can top that
im on it... lol
Shit I actually killed it.
This was a good thread lol someone resurrect it.