oooh my stomach feels like a bubbling disaster.

so yesterday i had no bud ...long story short i had no bud so that night i poured some shitty leaf material we had in a huge ziploc so i did what i estimated was a 1/4 of oz of it and had it in just enough oil (cup and half maybe 2) and simmered forever stirrig and whatnot

point is i figured it wouldnt work but i had time so i did it..

well this mronign empty stomach and all i get the now cooled oil out and pour a bunch on a english muffin...take on bite and dry puke it out into the nearby sink in a hurry..now it gets bad

i chugged the cup about 3/4 down and uhhhhhh

well its 15 mins later and i just puked...in the toilet luckily cuz it was a quick comin puke i tell ya.

the puke wouldnt mix with the water it was nasty...ever puked up oil...this calls for a new thread title..

the whole thread was asking if i should induce the puking and also to warn others of course...

dont drink a big cup of oil...i cant explain the texture drinking it in words...like drinking a ribbon is what i thought while iw as drinking it..ugh im gonna puke describing it.

my days ruined. my stomachs sick...my mouth tatses like shit and my burps make me wanna puke again...and some weird red stuff not blood was in my nose when i puked.

fuck oil.

it said 14 g of fat per tablespoon i figure i drank 6 tablsp so whats that 84 g of fat...ima go sit on the bathroom floor..dont drink oil

dont ever drink oil.

and as i suspected nothing was extracted that i can feel.

i told myself if i can chug jager and if i could chug 151 then a lil oil wouldnt hurt.

Well I hate to say it but you did it to yourself. I never woulda done that.

Come on now - who would drink oil? That might have actually had a good effect had you cooked it into something.

kudos for another funny post on the board...us stoners will try anything...lol

sorry you feel bad....

lol. id prolly use it to cook something, but to each his own.

yuck.........

makin people laugh while i cannot. its my mission

no i posted at first to see if it was gonna hurt me and if i should puke...then it decided for me...by then i typed too much so i just finished and posted..

i did read someone else do this before and im not sure if he got high..i think he told everyone not to try it...

ive eating a huge chunk of butter before and the taste is kinda nasty until put into something, i cant imagine drinking thick ass oil

hey u a sureno? (13?)

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hey u a sureno? (13?)

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what the hell is that?

yea i am.

ooooooo blehhhh...

should have deep fried some shrimp in it. mmm... shrimp :4:

uh id rather forget this..or course remembering the lesson..

ima eat something finally and try to get rid of this shit...it feels like i can feel it in my bottom of my stomach and it suckss.

god i dont understand what i was thinking...

lol deep fried shrimp..

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no i posted at first to see if it was gonna hurt me and if i should puke...then it decided for me...by then i typed too much so i just finished and posted..

i did read someone else do this before and im not sure if he got high..i think he told everyone not to try it...

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I don't understand what was said in this quote at all lol.

sup homie what are u from? 619, blacc death cartel 13...

Wow. Sorry about that. Not the best idea. Try to drink some water/juice to help dilute it, and eat something. Don't induce vomiting, since it's not poisonous, and there is not way it would all be in one piece (according to my EMT book).

Water doesnt mix with oil.

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uh id rather forget this..or course remembering the lesson..

ima eat something finally and try to get rid of this shit...it feels like i can feel it in my bottom of my stomach and it suckss.

god i dont understand what i was thinking...

lol deep fried shrimp..

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Didn'tyour mother ever tell you that too much oil gives you the shits?

Have fun with that meal :thumbsup: :D

Lol......you plank! Ya should've cooked with it bro! In the words of Homer Simpson, D'oh!

Peace

Buddy

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sup homie what are u from? 619, blacc death cartel 13...

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Is anyone else wondering what the hell this means? :wtf:

yea whats up bdm looks like were confusin everyone but just know everyone...dont worry about it

760

and yea i kno water dont mix with it it was just funny watchin it happen well when it came up..

and no my mom never told me about oil and the shits...ima let her know whats up for not warning me...

this thread wont die

that sucks hella bad for u dog hahahaha and 1PBS3

when i was real younge i used to sneak down stairs before my dad woke up and dip my fingers in butter and just lick it off, im talking real young though

Who the fuck drinks oil in the first place?

hahaha dude that sucks, but drinking the oil was a horrible idea, but im sure you're regretting it enough now so i wont rub it in too much

lmao i'll never get tired of readin this thread....

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Is anyone else wondering what the hell this means? :wtf:

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I think I got it.

"What's up homie, where are you from? The 619, Blacc Death, or Cartel 13?"

I'm guessing the last part has something to do gangs of somesort. You know, those silly names they come up with they claim their area, even though they don't own that land and many don't work or contribute to society, but, they say it's theirs.

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I think I got it.

"What's up homie, where are you from? The 619, Blacc Death, or Cartel 13?"

I'm guessing the last part has something to do gangs of somesort. You know, those silly names they come up with they claim their area, even though they don't own that land and many don't work or contribute to society, but, they say it's theirs.

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The Sureños, not so much of a silly gang as they are notorious.

I would definately puke if I tried to do what you did in the morning. My stomach cant handle much that time of the day.

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The Sureños, not so much of a silly gang as they are notorious.

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yea, you can say that... i run into them a lot do to graff...


and dude, did you really think drinking oil was a good thing to do? haha :jointsmile: