When the sessions gets walked in on.

On 420 me and a friend were at another friends house rolling blunts. The time was just after 4 PM and I was pestering my homie about where we were going to light them up, since I didn't much feel like moving from where we were (in his bedroom). Plus, smoking outside is so lame with the wind and whatnot. It's 420, we gotta relax over here mang. His father was out of town but his cousin and uncle were dropping by occasionaly.

"Alright fuck it, light them" he tells us. It is a SMALL bedroom, like the size of a walk-in closet. Just a bed and thats all there is really room for, there is a window. So this small closet of a bedroom has two blunts going around and needless to say it is turning into a boxing match up in there. The friend who owns the house is standing up by the bedroom door ripping the blunt and the clock strikes 4:20, and right as it does....

*KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK* whats that smell? *knock knock* yo, whats going in there? *knock knock* open up man!

The knocks were so loud and so relentless, that I just knew a hilarious bust was about to ensue. Me and my other homie (not the one who lived there) make eye contact and prepare for the cheek-biting holding back of laughter we were about to endure.

So my friends cousin busts in and the room is chimney status. "Stephen, what's going on in here?" Dude is holding a blunt between his thumb and fore-finger, eyes bloodshot red, obviously wasted and with the room reeking of bubba kush. After seemingly endless awkward silence, he manges "..... it's a cigar"

"its not a cigar! smells like weed. what is wrong with you man? what is all this? i cant believe this shit" The dude is talking fast and loud and very disappointed, he was taking it so seriously man it was great.

By this time holding back the laughter is really a test of mind power, especially since we are all stoney bologna. Me and the other friend keep bursting out those little "krmfs!" of laughter, trying our hardest not to grin and not making eye contact with the sober motherfucker on a tirade.

My other friend, blunt still in hand, manages a few more faded mumbles "dude... you dont understand"

"dont understand what? getting high? i dont need that shit man, of course im gonna have to tell your father"

I hope you guys are getting the picture. Just watching my friend so gone and desperately trying to retort but getting ripped at every corner was SO FUCKING FUNNY, right at 420 too! I was looking at him the whole time, standing there with a blunt and he kept mumbling "dude... man.. uhh... fuck... i guess we gotta put this out" FINALLY, we got up and left when it became apparent that this dude wasnt gonna let us finish our blunt! and when we were finishing the blunt in his truck, me and my friend just kept laughing our asses off and he was like "shut up guys... i dont want to think about it" hahaha.

Post your stories of when the sessions got walked in on.

I was smoking with two of my friends, jake and scott, at jakes house. just a normal sesh, i'd been hangin out there after school for a while just blazing with those guys. earlier scott told me about how jakes dad busted in like 4 days ago and got really pissed that they were smokin weed.
i dont wanna be a dick, but jakes dad is an ass, hes kinda been in and out of his life, doesnt pay child support, used to be a huge coke dealer like 10 years ago. he just kinda pops in and out and checks up on jake every once in a while whos living with his uncle.

so of course about 45 minutes into the session, the room totally reeks, and we hear a LOUD KNOCK KNOCK, "hey wtf's goin on in there, i thought i said no more pot, open the FUCKIN DOOR!"
oo yeah jakes door has a MASSIVE hole that he just covered up with a picture, hahaha, so the whole house reeks
I'm shittin bricks, throw the weed under the sofa, stash the bong and jake opens the door.

his dad flips out, first he starts threatining to tell out parents.
"man im soooo fuckin pissed i told you not to do that shit anymore jake, cmon, im seriously about to lose control right now im sooo mad"
like i seriously thought one of my best friends dads was about to beat my ass, the guys a bit nuts

it was weird he went from being in a total rage to being calm and friendly

"what is that (takes a big sniff) that blueberry kush? shit smells goood" (it was trainwreck so i dunno where he got blueberry from)
"ahh man im sorry guys i dont wanna ruin your high or anything"

than he goes rambling about how hes seen so much shit cause he used to deal coke and blah blah blah, he ends up leaving and telling us not to smoke there anymore.

as soon as he leaves we keep the session going :thumbsup:
hes caught me there at least 5 times since,and ive gotten the same damn speech from him everysingle time. its just a joke with us now, whenever he catches us we all just smirk and prepare for the usual.

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Originally Posted by CannabisCrooz

I was smoking with two of my friends, jake and scott, at jakes house. just a normal sesh, i'd been hangin out there after school for a while just blazing with those guys. earlier scott told me about how jakes dad busted in like 4 days ago and got really pissed that they were smokin weed.
i dont wanna be a dick, but jakes dad is an ass, hes kinda been in and out of his life, doesnt pay child support, used to be a huge coke dealer like 10 years ago. he just kinda pops in and out and checks up on jake every once in a while whos living with his uncle.

so of course about 45 minutes into the session, the room totally reeks, and we hear a LOUD KNOCK KNOCK, "hey wtf's goin on in there, i thought i said no more pot, open the FUCKIN DOOR!"
oo yeah jakes door has a MASSIVE hole that he just covered up with a picture, hahaha, so the whole house reeks
I'm shittin bricks, throw the weed under the sofa, stash the bong and jake opens the door.

his dad flips out, first he starts threatining to tell out parents.
"man im soooo fuckin pissed i told you not to do that shit anymore jake, cmon, im seriously about to lose control right now im sooo mad"
like i seriously thought one of my best friends dads was about to beat my ass, the guys a bit nuts

it was weird he went from being in a total rage to being calm and friendly

"what is that (takes a big sniff) that blueberry kush? shit smells goood" (it was trainwreck so i dunno where he got blueberry from)
"ahh man im sorry guys i dont wanna ruin your high or anything"

than he goes rambling about how hes seen so much shit cause he used to deal coke and blah blah blah, he ends up leaving and telling us not to smoke there anymore.

as soon as he leaves we keep the session going :thumbsup:
hes caught me there at least 5 times since,and ive gotten the same damn speech from him everysingle time. its just a joke with us now, whenever he catches us we all just smirk and prepare for the usual.

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haha wow thats funny shit

The only session that someone walked in on me was me and me old man smoking a couple of joints - and me mum came in and asked if we wanted a couple of beers - so that doesnt really count as being busted.

Yeah, I've never really been busted either. (wipes eyes) I feel left out. ;)

I was once smokin behind a basketball court with two friends. school just finished
and we were damn happy to rip that blunt. half way through, i was blazed. whith the blunt in hand,
i froze for 30 seconds and i couldnt hear anything, i was just blazed as fuck.

suddenly i got outta the "zone" and a guard walked up to us. we looked at him and said,
"haa ha haha uhmm.." *RUNS*
we knew that all the guards in that place were gonna get reaplaced the next day,
cuz they were downsizing.
and we all just laughed about it! :thumbsup:

A long time ago... When I was a teenager... I smoked a doobie with a friend on my Dads balcony. Of course, forgetting that my dad was coming home to PICK ME UP to go look at an old Ford Mustang for sale. So, he didnt actually catch me blazing, and oh what a relief when he opened the balcony door and I realized the joint was gone! No evidence! BUT, the high was just coming on...and I was young... And when he reminded me why he was there, to go look at this car for me, I almost freaked out! I was high as hell on the way to go look at it, then he sat in the car with me when we got there...and I smelled like weed like a MOFO.

He sent me to private school the next semester.

good stories everyone:thumbsup: keep'em comin

about 5 years ago... not much of a story but it was funny to me.... anyways me and a friend and my now wife and her friend (i was 16 the dude was like 23? lol made it funnier) me and the two friends are smoking a blunt, when 'knock knock knock' my dad (don't really live with him, hardly know him) is like "open this door..." (not the mad tone, my door was usually locked... he wanted to ask me something simple... like what iw anted for dinner or some shit) so i open it and just crack the door and he pushes it open more (but i won't let it go wide open... at this point i ddin't know how he was gonna react... not that he woulda really been able tod o anything, but i hate confrontations) and he looks at me... and says what is that smell, and i say somethign like what smell or i dunno... and he basicly tells me to stop playing stupid... then he's like "you smokin' weed in here boy?"

i couldn't do anything but put a stupid ass grin on my face and say "....yeaaaah....?" kinda wobbling while i'm standing at the door....

i don't get walked in on.... even if i do, i keep smoking...(well if it's a joint or blunt, i try to be respectful and not have it obviously in her face) grandma is ok with it i guess... she knows i do it, and she knows i plan on growing... and even if she weren't ok with it... well too bad.. i didn't stop smoking cuz the wife wanted me to, and i'm not gonna do it for anyone else... if i quit (which is doubtful) it will be of my own free will....

Theres been MANY, MANY close calls. God damn. But one time I got caught me and my friend went to the local creek. And theres a point where the creek goes under the road through this huge concrete pipe. Which you can walk through and shit. But we were sittin on one end. Its all in the woods disclosed. Smokin when this guy was walkin on the side-walk behind us.

He's like that stuff smells like shit. What you smokin? "We dont know what you talkin about man"

He said bullshit. And started walkin off and said itd be wise to move on. It didnt really phase me that he knew but that it coulda been someone much worse. But we definatly moved on after that.

The first time I got walked in on was when I was smoking two kush grape blunts in my bathroom at 4:20am.

I was too blown for my mom to be yelling at me like that.

Funniest walk in i've experienced was many years ago at one of close friends house. We were sat in his bedroom, and my mate had just popped a shotty (for those who don't know what a shotty is, he had just taken a huge bong hit) He cleared it, his old man walked in the door, took one look at his face and the bong in his hand, shook his head and walked out.

My mate exhaled, looked around and said "Guys...did that just happen?"

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Originally Posted by Kid Dynamite

Funniest walk in i've experienced was many years ago at one of close friends house. We were sat in his bedroom, and my mate had just popped a shotty (for those who don't know what a shotty is, he had just taken a huge bong hit) He cleared it, his old man walked in the door, took one look at his face and the bong in his hand, shook his head and walked out.

My mate exhaled, looked around and said "Guys...did that just happen?"

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ahaha, i can totally picture that sccenario. that's funny. i'd be like... 'wtf just happened?'

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Originally Posted by tokin'smoker

ahaha, i can totally picture that sccenario. that's funny. i'd be like... 'wtf just happened?'

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Yeah it was absolutely hilarious...turned out his old man had just come back from the pub so he didn't remember the incident in the morning.

One time I was smokin' in my room, just chillin' in my chair chiefin' my pipe, blowin' towards the window but not being too cautious because my dad was out of town and my mom almost always stays in her bedroom when she goes to sleep. Then, with the pipe in my hand my cell starts to go off, so I quickly pick it up and its my fucking dad, apparently he was just talking to my mom and the phone cut out or something (it was at least 11pm, super late for my mom, shes in bed by 9:30 the latest) anyway I had my pipe in my hand and shit and lighter in other and my I put my pipe under my bed real fast to give my mom my phone and she walks in right after I do so, lighters still in my hand, I was so baked and confused as what to do since I figured I was fucked anyway, I ended up straight dropping my lighter in front of her, she didn't notice. But anyway she just stood at my door talking to my dad giving me funny looks and shit, she knew what I was doing. Then she came back and was like "I know what your doing in here michael, smoking pot" and all that bullshit.

I just denied it because I had got busted before, well not really busted but they smelled it and I ended up admitting to smoking, WRONG MOVE! Haha, being honest doesn't fucking pay off, so I just denied it and shit. It was obvious, but I didn't feel bad at all for lying straight to her face because I wasn't about to purposely cause trouble for myself by admitting it.

Then about 45min later after she left and my high was fucking ruined then I ended up seeing her in the hall and I was said something about me not being high and looked her straight in the eyes (which were no longer red, I was completely sober) and I think she bought it. Although I'm pretty sure she knows the truth, at the time I seemed to convince her.

ok ive got one


Me and my Gf(becky) and her friend(stacy) where in my room blazin' a joint and not thinking that my dad would get home for like an hour or some shit. So poof magicaly he comes home an hour early and opens the front door and all i heard was "(screaming) WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON IN HERE" and he comes charging upstairs to my room and starts yelling at me, becky and stacy (who had fled to my bros room) ran down the stairs and out of the house while i was getting yelled at. Then i grabed my herb and said a final "Fu** You" to my dad and left to walked them home. hahaha my dad was so pissed when i got home we almost got into a fist fight but my stepmom was standing between us trying to keep us appart and then the whole thing degraded and I started going all tony montana indignant on him and finaly left and chilled at beckys for the night... crazy times (this was about 2 weeks ago) btw he still is crazy opposed to ganja and keeps trying to kick me out because i smoke.

When we were in high school my friends were smoking behind the bleechers and my economics teacher came up and caught them. He confinscated the bong but eventually gave them back to them although the weed was no more and my teacher's eyes were pretty red. It was already pretty obvious that he smoked though he was a vietnam vet and talked about his experience with weed and coke a few times during the class.

One night I was smoking a bowl while my friend was over sleeping. And my dad(who tends to not sleep some nights) walked in to see if I was awake and Ithink he asked me if I wanted food or something...anyways he opens the door and I am hitting the bong and then he looks at me and closes the door. lol. I just started laughing. The next morning he didn't really mention it either. Anyways jus thought i'd share my only walked-in-on experiences.

This other time, my two friends (Nick and tony) and i were smokin a few joints near the public pool.
So were passing one around and nick hits it. Suddenly a person walks towards
us from behind. And only nick sees him

All paranoid and shit, nick throws the joint in the pool. Tony and I go "WTF!?!?
WTF is wrong with YOU!?!??!" not knowing that there was a guy behind us.
Then we start smackin' nick all over in a semi "i hate you" / "hahahhaha" manner.
Then the guy just stares at us and walks away.

welL! IT WAS THE summer after 7t hgrade and my friend came over to stay the night well he had like pulled out teh weed and i wasl ike"...we cant smoke taht here..." and hes liekyes we can! so like i was waaaaaaaaaaaaaay too paranoid to open the window so! being stupid i decided to do it in my closet!!! lol hahahah BAD IDEA WELL WE SMOKED TWO joints and i was GOOOOOOOOOOOONE! LOL HAHAH i was tripping balls i cuoldnt even keep my balance lol haha well! we came out of my closet and all this smoke came out after us and we shut the door so then he" HAAAAAAAAAD " to go to the bahtoom so ofcoures when he got out of my room my mom HAD to come in and tell em some bullshit about turning my radio down and then she was liek"wuts taht smell?" and i wasl ike"nothing i habve to change get out!" and then she knew we were smoking and she yerlled at me and my friend and told him to go home lol hahahaha so she told me to take a shower and go to bed i was like"ok! haha" and she slapped the shit outta me hahaha but i had fun hahaha