THE AUSSIE SLANG THREAD.

Ok aussies ,how Australian are ya? do you know ur native language ? If I was to say to you "watch out for that brown eyed mullet" would u know what I was sayin to you? How about an education for aussies and all. post ur favourite aussie slang terms and definitions Ill start with a few ... FLat out like a lizard drinking ..........very busy, A piece of piss.........an easy task, a root rat.......someone who is constantly lookin for sex mappa Tassie ......a females pubic area. COME ON AUSSIE LETS HEAR EM :D

Dinky di; the real thing,genuine item.

No worry's, she'l be right, Fish n Chips ...............haha

muck hole................a vagina.., bloody oath..........that is certainly true......yobbo ..........an uncouth person.

1,2,3,4,5,sex

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Originally Posted by Skyhigh6969

1,2,3,4,5,sex

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MAN THATS NOT SLANG THAT COUNTING DOWN.....heres another one wanker.............an annoying idiot.:p

sticks n stones may break my bones but maryjane will make it all better now.:rastasmoke:

# a few Kangaroos loose in the top paddock
adjective:- someone who is mentally 'not quite there, also picnic short of a sandwich , lights are on but nobody is home, etc.

LOL...or a stubby short of a six-pack....I was trying to think of some others when I realised we aussies have some cool slang for bicycles....like: pushy...as in push-bike....treddly...coz u have to treadle :wtf:....and cool slang words for coming off yer bike....stack....come a cropper....loster....eat gravel....

# A over T
verb:- to fall over, from "arse over tits".

# fair go mate!
noun:- a plea for an equal opportunity or equitable treatment.

pass the buck.

bit of bark off -- lost some skin
dry as a nuns cunt -- could do with a beer
he is a rubix cube -- good bloke but can piss you off real fast
fuckwit -- well, fuckwit
the famous
put another shrimp on the barbie -- to feed another mouth

lol the boards needed someone like you mate great post,:thumbsup:

cool thread m8 , how a bout g day m8 , many thanx

thanx gas......many thanks whats with that is that like ur sig or somthing?

How about Grommit.. Little surfer dude, Minda.. Retard, Cock forrid... Dickhead, Durry... Cigarette, bad case of the trots... the shits, Prang.. car crash or any sort of crash, cark it.. died, Darkie.. Aboriginie, etc.... could sit here for days

hey another new aussie member fkn great dont forget to tell ur mates.Coz we need more Aussies on these boards.........# abso-bloody-lutely
misc:- absolutely and beyond any doubt.

# rack off
misc:- go away, used when very angry with someone.

throw another shrimp on the barbie!

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Originally Posted by 4gan2ja0

throw another shrimp on the barbie!

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thats pretty fkn good for a Canadian well done mate thats a ..rip snorter slang term in Aus .

A wanker...an idiot

# drongo
noun:- a stupid, inept, awkward or embarrassing person, a dimwit or slow-witted person, a fool.

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Originally Posted by Kenn

thanx gas......many thanks whats with that is that like ur sig or somthing?

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yeah me n the boy s used 2 kak ,at it appo said it on the simpsons , in the ps2 game , wat a bout g day m8 , the classic , and the word that goes with every thing , FUCK, many thanx

Under the pump ..meaning under pressure to perform.

I reckon the best example of aussie speak is in this song about an aussie kid asking his teacher some questions on his first day of reception

What times fuckin smoko?
What time to we knock off?
And I'm bustin for a fuckin shit so wheres the thunderbox?
and do we get our daily rolly-weed
and six cold cans of piss?
And can any bastard tell me
who's fuckin show is this?

got some here mate!!!

Ace! : Excellent! Very good!
Aussie (pron. Ozzie) : Australian
Ankle biter : small child
Banana bender : a person from Queensland
Barbie : barbecue (noun
bloody beauty : great, fantastic
Bloke : man, guy
Bloody oath! : that's certainly true
Bonzer : great, ripper
Chuck a sickie : take the day off sick from work when you're perfectly healthy
Chunder : vomit
Coldie : a beer
Daks : trousers
stands out like dogs ball : obvious
Donger : penis
Esky : large insulated food/drink container for picnics, barbecues etc
off ya face : drunk ("He was off his face by 9pm")
Fair go : a chance ("give a bloke a fair go")
Fair dinkum : true, genuine
G'Day : hello!
Give it a burl : try it, have a go
Liquid laugh : vomit
Mate : buddy, friend
Moolah : money
Mozzie : mosquito
Mug : friendly insult ("have a go, yer mug"), gullible person
Mystery bag : a sausage
No worries! : Expression of forgiveness or reassurance
No drama : same as 'no worries'
Nut out : hammer out or work out (an agreement, say)
Old fella : penis
Oldies : parents - "I'll have to ask my oldies"
Oz : Australia!
Piece of piss : easy task
Pig's arse! : I don't agree with you
Pokies : poker machines, fruit machines, gambling slot machines
Rack off : push off! get lost! get out of here!
Ripper : great, fantastic
Sanger : a sandwich
Seppo : an American
Servo : petrol station
She'll be right : it'll turn out okay lol my fav
Shit house (noun) : toilet, lavatory
Smoko : smoke or coffee break
Spit the dummy : get very upset at something
Stoked : very pleased
Trackies : track suit
Tucker : food
Tucker-bag : food bag
Uni : university
Waggin' school : playing truant
White pointers : topless (female) sunbathers
Wog : person of Mediterranean origin
Wuss : coward; nervous person or animal
Yobbo : an uncouth person
Yakka : work (noun)

A few ...fark mate thats a shitload!

"the ducks nuts" ... meaning pretty bloody good
"far out" ... a replacement for "fucken hell" as used in astonishment when women are around
"fuck a duck" ... just combining the two above
"no wukkas" ... from "no wucking furries" ... from "no fucken worries"
"shitter" ... "turd" ... "take a dump" ... actually that reminds me

peace

i got them of the net lol

A flamin Galah....another name for a silly over the top person.

G'day Knackers........................another term for G'day mate.

hahaha typical convicts stealin everyone elses crust

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Originally Posted by Kenn

muck hole................a vagina..,

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lol, not quite.

vagina... 'fuck hole'

anus... 'muck hole'

different usage from the expression, 'that fucking hole' eg. "you couldn't afford to pay me enough to get me to go back to that fucking hole."

'that fucking hole' may include ~ home, office, town, country, nightclub, jail, school... anywhere you vehemently don't want to be.

Smoking cones - smoking a hit from the bong