I just killed a HUGE frickin' bug that appeared out of nowhere on the wall! Ahhhhh ewwww icky icky! Someone save me! It's so huge and when I sprayed it with some lysol it JUMPED at me and fell! Now I have no idea where its at! OMG! ICKY!!!!
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I just killed a HUGE frickin' bug that appeared out of nowhere on the wall! Ahhhhh ewwww icky icky! Someone save me! It's so huge and when I sprayed it with some lysol it JUMPED at me and fell! Now I have no idea where its at! OMG! ICKY!!!!
haha stop being a girly girl lol jk. you should have lit the bug on fire hahaha
nooo it was HUGE!!!! Ewwwwww! and now its somewhere in here....with me...and Im alone...and its dark....and all im armed with is some lysol, a lighter, an empty bowl, and a bass guitar...
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
turn on the lights, show the bug your....whats the politically correct term for this.........breasts?lol. The bug will then come out and then spray the lysol at it while simultaniously lighting the stream and the bug will die lmao.
How cute.
what?! hahahahahaha thats the fucnniest shit ive heard all night!
Sorry, it's 2:16am and I'm pretty baked. Feelin' good though.
And how are you?
EDIT: HAHAHAHAHAHA. You sprayed it with Lysol?! WTF?! :stoned:
haha it was all in good fun.
haha hell yeah I lysoled it! I didnt have anything else to get it with and I am NOT touching it myself OR getting close enough to light the bastard up! I need a stick........
thats rep points for reb!
I have a propane torch. It's so fun playing with that thing.
:) hahaha yay rep points! I wish I had a torch...i guess I could make one with a stick, a sock, and some lycol....and light that sonsabitch up!
Your title makes me actually want to! Uhh... Because guys are willing to do whatever you want us to. Uhh what's my point? CHICKEN TENDERS
haha you pyro jk
OH MY GOD THAT IS HILARIOUS #@TG,32wrkhg32n5rhgogh32oi;u:stoned::yippee: :jawdropper:
btw u have pertty eyes.
im jumping on a plane to come save you:stoned:
Blows the plane up using via Iraqis.
haha well SOMEONE has to save me! This bug will be back..I know it...he wants vengence!
SCREAM AT THE BUG and act like the house is on fire, he'll understand and offer to leave.
omg.....that only works for lady bugs!
Lady Bug
Lady Bug
Fly away home
Your house is on fire
and your children are home
Burn lady bug burn if you dont burn today you'll just die tomorrow laughing all the way.
when i was in malta in 1990 a bug flew in the window of the bedroom me and my pal shit ourself it was masive had black armor plating anyway we used a air freshner and a lighter and set it on fire and the curtern court fire lol it fell to the floor we went to look at it and it flew up from the burnt curtern and flew out the window lol (i fucking hate bugs):stoned:
Might as well Burn the house down while your at it, "HEY THE HOUSE IS LIKE A BUG, *TAKES A HOMEMADE FLAMETHROWER"..... why would you do that
but im sucha hypocrite cus i took a can of primer and a lighter a VOOOOOOSH
i almost burned off all my head hair wow that was fucking intense
Note: Dont try things while high, or drunk.
Yeah because I def WANT to live in my car like a homeless person...GOALS!
I wanna be a homeless person, I heard if they hold a sign at a intersection they can make 40,000 dollars off of change. Man life is goo
Btw Listening to Bonethugs make me wanna toke so bad.
Roll up lets smoke ive got to get high, ive been high since the last song, la la la, and ive been smoking and smoking another blunt
If everyone smoke da blunt if would make the world a better place if everyone just took a break and we a just got Wasted
dont make me wait stay awake baked got the weed between the sheets, catch me mary jane blessssed me
I remember being a lil thug, weed really didnt really know what it was, then i took a puff and realized I should stay.... high. The weed the Weed makes me feel Alright alright, if you feel like i feel i got half on yo dime, if ya got weed smoke it, Im a real weed smoker, if its mine then i would since its yours you could you should.
i was young and on holiday with my mates it felt like a good idea at the time,i can still see that fuking thing flying at me lol:stoned:
wow smokey Mc random comment, it seems like you need to take a little brake;)
I have an idea....
Smoke a lot of weed.... hot box the entire room.... get the spider fucking stoned.
This spider will get fucking hungry, right? So ingeniously plant a nice spider platter of fresh juicy flys in the middle of the room, on top of a mouse trap.
Now... place an aerosole can next to the fly platter, right where the trap thing will hit.
Now, very inconspiciously, place some touch explosives onto the aerosole can.
The motherfucker will be hungry as balls, and will stupidly take the trap and ravage those flies, while in the process setting off the trap, exploding the touch explosives, which in turn will blow up the aerosole can... which will fuck that spider up savagly.
It's the perfect stoner way too annihilate that motherfucking intimidating spider. In a stylish and awesome manner.
..... ;)
haha owned
well i need a break to smoke :( my indica is a fucking vegging piece of shit and no smokable parts are ready... Im gonna cry on my plant.
ROFL at littlewings post, priceless.
WOULDNT SHE BLOW THE FUCK UP LIKE THE BUG IF SHE WERE TO DO THAT AHAHAHAHAHA
No no noQuote:
Originally Posted by MinusRyan
She would obviously be wearing a fireproof suit, behind a protective wall of steel with a bulllet proof glass window so she can see the aftermath... Duh :wtf:
Of course no question about it, she knows exactly
holy shit guys........this sounds expensive as fuck!
Case closed
No since wing has it all i'd just ask him since he makes aerosol explosives for a living. It's common actually like i make lysol explosives but mainly windex.
Well.... it's either this or the spider kills you :O
What's your life worth to you?!?
Well thats trueQuote:
Originally Posted by MinusRyan
But rebgirl would have to pay for postage and handling... :(
hmm so whats up with the name of this thread being "F*ck me sideways holy crap" hmmmmm :rolleyes: I=:stoned: :jointsmile: