An odd fellow

So this morning I was walking around enjoying the nice sunset when I noticed this odd looking fellow at the end of the road. Well I eventually reached his location and as I was passing him by he stopped me. I was SHOCKED! I mean this guy looked WEIRD! Like...SCARY WEIRD!

Anyway, so he starts telling me he's been looking for me. He's been watching me and he's been waiting for this day to get to me. So naturally I'm like WTF?? You know? He then tells me his name is Jason. He said it was MY fault that he drowned (???) in crystal lake when he was a child? At this point I'm totally baffled and confused so I start walking away from him. The last coherent thing I heard him say was "You should be expecting me tonight, when you least expect it". I mean coherent because it's kindda hard to hear someone talk when they are wearing a hockey mask and waving a fucking machete all over the place.

What an odd day!



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All I can say is he must've been tripping and listened to Grandaddy all night.

tell him to come on over as your having a sleep over with your dear friends smith and wesson.

Well, you made him drown this day was to come sooner or later!

You should have said, "Come after 10pm, so you won't walk in on me and your mom."

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Exactly what I was thinking Freeze.

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Originally Posted by freezland24

So this morning I was walking around enjoying the nice sunset
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LOL.

Man I must have been drinking more than I thought. :stoned:

can't believe no one's made the connection (or maybe they have? but sure aren't really saying anything) yet...

LOOK AT TODAY'S DATE, then reread the story....

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Originally Posted by slipknotpsycho

can't believe no one's made the connection (or maybe they have? but sure aren't really saying anything) yet...

LOOK AT TODAY'S DATE, then reread the story....

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Hehehe, it was kindda weird posting it on here. Here's what my original idea was:

I called a couple of my friends today (individually)..and told them someone was looking for them. Someone really weird and scary looking named something like James, or Jason. He seemed really pissed off at them because apparently it was their fault that he drowned in lake crystal as a child. Now he's coming back for revenge or something. It was hard to hear because of that hockey mask he was wearing.

All of them were confused and concerned until they realized. Mwhehe!

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Oh, I get it, so is this thread for fun or did it really happen?

Friday the 13th lol!

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Originally Posted by LIP

Friday the 13th lol!

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wow... the most 'sauced up' person on our forums was the first to guess?? o.0.. well other then me atleast... i can't BELIEVE no one got it....

Well the whole camp crystall or lake crystall coupled with Jason and a hocky mask gave it away lol!

I have a hocky mask - used to wear it at gigs with my band.

What does sauced up mean lol?

this pic *should* be my Hock.

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Originally Posted by Samwhore

Oh, I get it, so is this thread for fun or did it really happen?

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Hehe nah it was all a big joke. If I really saw someone do that and talk to me like that, that man would REALLY end up drowning in a frickin lake. :jointsmile:

Haha LIP that's you in the pic isn't it?? I like the scisors! LOL!

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Originally Posted by CanaDanKs Inc.

Hehe nah it was all a big joke. If I really saw someone do that and talk to me like that, that man would REALLY end up drowning in a frickin lake. :jointsmile:

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That's what you say. We were talking about this in class.

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Originally Posted by Samwhore

That's what you say. We were talking about this in class.

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About throwing people in lakes?

Honestly though, if a man with a weapon charges you, you've got to react. Naturally our instincts tell us to run, and we do, and that's good. But there are many factors involved in a chase like that, and yes I do say that, that man would end up drowning in a lake.

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Originally Posted by CanaDanKs Inc.

Hehe nah it was all a big joke. If I really saw someone do that and talk to me like that, that man would REALLY end up drowning in a frickin lake. :jointsmile:

Haha LIP that's you in the pic isn't it?? I like the scisors! LOL!

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Yeap, thats me - the scissors are real!

That mask has been all over England and in some of the best gig venues around- and some of the worst shitholes you could imagine. It has alot of sentimentle value.

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Originally Posted by LIP

Yeap, thats me - the scissors are real!

That mask has been all over England and in some of the best gig venues around- and some of the worst shitholes you could imagine. It has alot of sentimentle value.

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Hehe cool! How did you get a hold of it ?

I had it hand made for me by a man i know, from ABS. It's an exact replica of the mask in the 6th film - i think. All i know is it cost alot, and definatly looks the part. It realled added to the atmosphere - and freaked a few people out - i used to go to the end of the stage inbetween songs and just find someone to stare at and just keep staring and staring untill they looked away - i'd like to think i gave a few people nightmares.

Oh I see, I thought it had been in a lot of people's hands before it reached you. That's even cooler that it was made for you! It does look like you stole it from Jason himself...especially with the battle scar ! (Yes the scissors)

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Originally Posted by LIP

Well the whole camp crystall or lake crystall coupled with Jason and a hocky mask gave it away lol!

I have a hocky mask - used to wear it at gigs with my band.

What does sauced up mean lol?

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lol it's an american-geezer term for being fucked up all the time... usually refers to being drunk, but can apply to just being fucked up in general... haven't you ever seen an american film where some older guy refers to his 'sauce' or the 'good sauce' or something along those lines? o.0

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Originally Posted by slipknotpsycho

lol it's an american-geezer term for being fucked up all the time... usually refers to being drunk, but can apply to just being fucked up in general...

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Man that reminds me...this forum is great! We get to learn other countries' lingo and terms. We are pretty fortunate...

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Originally Posted by slipknotpsycho

lol it's an american-geezer term for being fucked up all the time... usually refers to being drunk, but can apply to just being fucked up in general... haven't you ever seen an american film where some older guy refers to his 'sauce' or the 'good sauce' or something along those lines? o.0

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I like it - and it's true to me - i'm stoned non stop - only time i'm sober is in the morning - but even then im still differnt, so i guess im never sober. :rastasmoke:

why do you think i used that phrase? LOL

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Originally Posted by CanaDanKs Inc.

Oh I see, I thought it had been in a lot of people's hands before it reached you. That's even cooler that it was made for you! It does look like you stole it from Jason himself...especially with the battle scar ! (Yes the scissors)

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Thanks - i remember when i first got it - it was 100x better than i could have imagined.

This pic is the inside of the mask and the makers signiture - and my signiture is one there too but the pic isnt big enough to get it in.

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Originally Posted by freezland24

lmao,i feel like such a dumb ass, not to mention i've seen freedy vs jason 2 times along with half of the jasonand freedy movies

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i give you more credit then the rest... you ATLEAST knew somethign was up.. you were just wrong lol..

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Originally Posted by slipknotpsycho

i give you more credit then the rest... you ATLEAST knew somethign was up.. you were just wrong lol..

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Haha yea frez, how can you feel like one after making me feel like one? :jointsmile:


LIP: Wow, that's like an artifact!

so....yeah. freddy fuckin scares the hell outa me. lol

iv seen every jason movie ever made ;) same with freddy and leprachaun