on the weekend at night when i climb onto the roof and smoke the light (bic) is pretty loud especially if my mom isnt watch t.v.
do they make quite lighters.
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on the weekend at night when i climb onto the roof and smoke the light (bic) is pretty loud especially if my mom isnt watch t.v.
do they make quite lighters.
hahahaha that is fucking hysterical.
Why don't you do what I do, and take a magnifying glass.... preferably at least a 15 foot diameter Fresnel lens... and use that to concentrate the energy of the moonlight on the buds in the hollowed out apple you are no doubt smoking out of... your mom won't hear a peep until you slip and lose your balance under the weight of it and end up kicking up your 14 year old heels in her azalea patch....
But as far as a source of ignition is concerned, it's SILENT.
Enjoy, kiddo!
Electric Lighter. I assume they would be quieter because all you have to do is push the button. I don't know for sure though.
I think I know what you mean. If I'm smoking with parents home, and I'm high, I am sometimes scared that my lighter is really loud, but don't worry about that shit man, it's seriously just in your head, she can't hear it, and if she can, there is no way she can recognise it for what it is.
Bics aren't loud. I think it's in your head. Zippos are a bit quieter, but more exepensive, or you can use a candle. Now matches, those are loud.
You're probably making more noise getting on the roof.
1 flick of a lighter won't be heard inside if you're on the roof.
i have one of those electric one's like the one's in the picture. but those have a really small flame.
yeah light up a candle then just put the lighter next to it & press the gas.
LOL how the hell is a lighter too loud? Also what type of BIC are you using? Butane kind? Because the classic BIC's are hardly make any noise man.
You know what's funny? When I used to have that same problem at my parents house...I pretended to sneeze, cough, turn on the TV, turn off the TV, or whatever other noise that could cover it, everytime I lit my lighter.
HAHAH. I never thought of people actually having problems flicking their lighters...It's just a lighter sheesh :p.Quote:
Originally Posted by CanaDanKs Inc.
yeah try doing it while full moon,...then u can just figure that ur mom is behind you tryna give u a lighter then shell say 'wtf are u doin here magnifying shit like a fuckin idiot, finish that bowl and go to sleep' ' u got school tommorow',...Quote:
Originally Posted by stinkyattic
get a jet lighter the ones with the blue flame its insanely hot but all it does is go click and then woooshhh very quiet
or just wait till your 18 and say mom im 18 im gonna smoke pot whether you like it or not so its better if i do it in a safe place away from the police then somewhere im gonna get busted and youll have to bail my ass outta jail my mom looked at me and said good point from that point on i blazed in my house all i wanted
Well normally I conjure up some magic and light my bowl with fireballs. Try that.
I love magic lit bowls. they're the best. my friend can do it and I love to have her light my bowls.
:D High+Eight Mile=Win
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WE GOT A NEWBIE STONER HERE....................advice from a wise stoner, REMOVE THY SAFETY!!!!!!!!!!!
Newbie stoner?? says the guy that consumed 28.5grams of dried mushrooms in 20 minutes LMFAO, are u serious.Quote:
Originally Posted by sgS2
put down the crack pipe my friend.
LOL
just tell her you smoke, shell smoke with you
and if she don't wanna smoke with you, slap her arse and call her charlie.Quote:
Originally Posted by JOINTMASTER5
my point exactly. :D "Charlly!"
The best idea yet. She already knows you smoke, so she just assumes that when you leave her presence to 'play on the computer,' a minute or two later she'll be entering your room expecting to catch you smoking. Put a towel under the door in your room to absorb more of the scratching sound and keep another towel nearby to absorb the sound of you choking. You all seem surprised that his mother could hear the lighter. If the house is dead silent and his mom has bionic ears, then not even the humble sound of a lighter striking will escape her hearing. So I exaggerated a little, she doesn't even need to have bionic ears. Study sound and all that jazz, not jazz, just sound, hearing, hertz, etc. Do a test. Have someone strike a lighter in your room while you sit in the space your mom would usually occupy (take your weed with you) and see if you hear it. Listen well. I'm sure your mom's ears are intent on catching you again.Quote:
Originally Posted by Metaphor
lol.
That's fucking hilarious, parents are asleep upstairs, bunch of stoner white kids in their basement smoking bud from a bong. Entire house is foggy, smells like reefer, everybody is coughing, laughing, eating junk food with Pink Floyd blasting in the background.
"DUDE, THAT LIGHTER IS SO FUCKING LOUD WE'RE GUNNA GET CAUGHT BRO!"
"OH SHIT SON!"
All the BICs i've ever had have been almost silent.
Try not to use a Zippo though - they're good for cigs but they'd ruin the taste of the weed man - and they're terrible for bowls and it's a wick.
You're probably making more noise by getting onto the roof to smoke! Now that's not a good thing man - you need to stop doing that.
Dude it's funny but don't rag on him just because of the safety. For all you know it COULD have been taken off...Quote:
Originally Posted by sgS2
Lol, last night when I smoked I went onto my side door step and light up, Granted my parents room, is through the outside wall of our house, then through 2-3 more walls, a bathroom, and then their room, I was still paranoid that it was too loud.
<_< Maybe it was, my mom confronted me about smoking today... we'll see how it goes later tonight
loud lighters can actually be a big problem lol. my advice: smoke joints instead.. only have to light once. or get an electric lighter they might be a tad bit quiter
That's hysterical. It reminds me of a deafening plane flying over my head when I was on acid. I couldn't hear anything for a couple of minutes.Quote:
Originally Posted by couch-potato
my suggestion is to look around a gas station next time you're in one, look at their lighter selection, try them out, buy the quietest. they have some very silent electric ones now, i had one with a slide mechanism, was very quiet.
i smoke on my roof too :)