how ghetto can u be,lol

this is a story i just think is hilarious,one of my best friends went to jail about a week ago for b&e and theft(breakin enterin),he said he was about to take a shower and didnt have any towels,lol,so this fool breaks into his next door neighbors house and steals ONE towel,ONE washcloth,and a pack of "so soft" brand toilet paper,lol.i can jsut see his dumb ass now in jail explainin to his bunkee big blu why hes in jail,lol.he only got 30 days tho so hes ok.just thought id share that with everyone,kinda tired but wide awake for some reason.

did he steal it after his shower??? cuz if he did that shit would be funny as hell. streakin across the yard and jumpin through some dudes window and comin back out with toilet paper lmao

naw man he just come out of the bathroom in his draws and t shirt and grabbed a flat head screw driver,walked next door like he was with his old jail shower slippers and popped the back door open,grabbed the shit and went back home took a shower.

What an idiot.

We should have a moron cull once a month.

only once a month?! lol....

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Originally Posted by surreys princess

only once a month?! lol....

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LOL!

How ya doin sweetheart?

I aint been on msn for a while, only really been using it for emails - i'll make sure i come online sometime soon - we can have a good ol chat! :D:rastasmoke:

lmao,, 30 days?? dude just wanted to dry off

only in america.

i am looking forward to it...i made you a thread and you didnt say anything, so i thought you were mad at me...phew.....i am so glad you are back xx

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i am looking forward to it...i made you a thread and you didnt say anything, so i thought you were mad at me...phew.....i am so glad you are back xx

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Thankyou very much. I dont think i saw the thread :(

Sorry!

I still hold a grudge with that one person though - good job he hardly posts!

You know this site is addictive - i couldnt stay away. :rastasmoke:

gee, and i thought it was just my dashing good looks....LMAO :p

Well what can i say? I couldnt resist!:rastasmoke:

yea he got 30 days blu.cops around here could point him out in a crowd of 1000 people,hes sort of a regular to them so judge ross layed him down,hes an asshole judge,he dont fuck around.thats the dude there in my pic with the redshirt on.

I'm sorry but your friend is a fuckin idiot. If I go to jail it's gonna be worth something. Like some one trying to kill me and I end up killing them. If some one is stupid enough to risk their freedom to take a shower that's just...*sigh*.

I'm guessing that guy's not the brightest crayon in the box...

naw man we just dont give a fuck,lol.30 days dude aint shit,we got busted with 20000 worth of merch. and i had to lay down for 2 years for that shit,he got 18 months,i got more time cuz i violated my prob for that shit.

My friends car got broken into...
The only things the thief took were a can of tennis balls and a hockey jersey. Stereo and money were untouched. Like wtf who steals tennis balls haha

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My friends car got broken into...
The only things the thief took were a can of tennis balls and a hockey jersey. Stereo and money were untouched. Like wtf who steals tennis balls haha

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Tiger Woods does...

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Tiger Woods does...

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Isnt tiger woods a golfer? lol

Your friend doesn't deserve life. He should donate his organs to those who deserve life.

Losers.

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naw man we just dont give a fuck,lol.30 days dude aint shit,we got busted with 20000 worth of merch. and i had to lay down for 2 years for that shit,he got 18 months,i got more time cuz i violated my prob for that shit.

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Your friend is a retard. and if you do B&E your a close second.

Get a job and buy your shit and leave other peoples shit alone.

YOUR NOT GHETTO OR HARD you want not give a fuck you want ghetto my father was addicted to crack this meant NO MONEY EVER the house we had was a piece of shit first a section of the cieling falls in about 4ft by 4 ft this was never fixed and im in wisconsin where rain is frequent along with tempetures below zero not uncommon in winter well soon enough my pops locked himself out of the house so he had to break the door open after that the door had to be dead locked to stay shut but we didnt have a key for the dead lock so if you were last to leave with no one to lock 4 u you hAD to wedge it shut with paper then the best thing happened in the middle of the coldest week of one of the years the heat goes out not shut off but something was fucked up. so we moved out for a week great idea until we come back and find a bursted pipe so we shut off the water and since we had no where else we had to sleep thier with no running water, no heat and a huge hole in the cieling not to mention over half the windows were smashed. Then the story gets worse the lights go out but not all of them just the down stairs so we all move up stairs thats 3 people one who was over 400 lbs in the the upstairs which has 3 rooms a useless bathroom due to no water and 2 small ass bedrooms but remember no electricity in your kitchen so what do you do? move the fridge and microwave upstairs with you. This went on for 3 years. Then we sold the house and payed bills with the money we got I was living in a hotel with my father for a week ( bro moved out like 1 1/2 years before we sold house. well i went to my moms for a weekend and the coroner showed up told me my dad was dead and all that I felt was relief besides that I really didnt care I mean seriously my mom has a apartment where i dont have to go to my grandparents to take a shower or go to the bathroom. Also B&E's are only ghetto when your 12 after that there just not ghetto there a bitches way to get shit.

Lol

Wot a idiot.

Dank ass buds sorry to hear that must have been real tough for you and your family..Also sorry to hear about your dad..May he rest in peace.

naw man i hustle a lil weight here and i got a real job too for pocket money.when my mom died when i was 14 i had no place to go really so i was homeless pretty much,too young to work so me and my friend b &ed for about two years while we was strung out on dope,then i got locked up and we both str8nd out after we got out,i learned to frame houses in jail and i been doin that shit for about 2 years now,i love it.my boss gets high as well as the whole crew,and besides my payroll,they all get their weed from me:D

Tiger Woods is a golfer...

LOL.

yea tiger woods is a golfer.well he really only got 15 days for it and they wouldve given it to him in weekends but because he violated his prob. he got an extra 15 days for that.he was gonna grab this coin collection dude had in his living room,good thing he didnt cuz when he called me in jail he said he woulda been away for a long time cuz that dude told the cop it was funny he only took towels and tp cuz he had a 20000 dollar coin collection on his coffee table,lol.