...if they could find a buyer, and what's your price? (I'm hungry again)
Junk~
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...if they could find a buyer, and what's your price? (I'm hungry again)
Junk~
no way man, that was on the simpsons once. bart sold his soul, chaos ensued.
uhh...no thanks?
I'd sell it for truth....
Yeah, we're runnin' a little bit hot tonight
I can barely see the road from the heat comin' off
You know what I'm sayin'
Ahh, I reach down between my legs n' ease the seat back
She's runnin', I'm flyin'
Right behind in the rearview mirror now
Got the fearin', power steerin'
Pistons poppin', ain't no stoppin' now
It depends who I sold it to.
No fair, sammy... you're a satanist, or am I thinking of someone else?
Yeah, Ericwt and I.
i'm confident enough that it wouldn't really matter either way, that i would sell it....
but for how much is the part i can't answer... i can tell you this, i'm a greedy fucker, so i'd be getting every last bit out of it i could.... someone offered me 20 bucks? no... even tho i don' tbeleive i do have what if's sometimes... and 20 bucks isn't worth the .00000000000000000000000000001 chance i'll actually go to hell to me... now a million bucks.. or hell even 100,000... shit.. wouldn't have to ask me twice..
Story: one night at a bar i was sitting next to some bar fly and he was talking about buying people soul on halloween.(it wasnt halloween at the time). so i said he could buy my soul and he offered $100, but only on halloween. He was going to make out documents and shit and wanted me to sign it in my own blood. A real nutcase. But that bar has closed down so i dont think ill be seeing him anytime soon.
umm i would sell my soul for a never ending supply of weed, but i dont know if i counts since i dont believe in souls lol.
i would write on a piece of paper "this is my soul" and sell it for an insane amount, like $50 billion.
but i wouldnt put my soul in the paper, i wouldnt essentially be selling my soul, i'd keep it where it belongs n_n
I'd sell my soul and prostitute myself for a few days if I could have an ultimate understanding of the universe, having attained all possible knowledge there is in this universe and beyond. Laser beam eyes would be kick-ass too.
and mind control...that would kick ass
i sold mine in third grade on a piece of paper, a bunch of friends jus traded papers haha, i no i own sum1's soul jus not for sure who :rastasmoke:
do u guy's actually think u get all the weed or all the money 4 ur soul
and actually get 2 use it
mwahahahaha
hell mean's fire
as soon as u hit them burnin gate's ur weed and money will b ashes
as would b ur ass'es
no way id sell my soul i dont like heat at all
think u could grow weed in hell
u mite get away with it in heaven
i will never think weed is sinfull
God made all the plant's and animal's 4 man's use
.....right??????...oh ya...
u all can have ur hell
good luck
is hell a burning fire???? is it right to teach sumone right by burning them for doing sumthing wrong, in other words i dont think hell is a burning fire but im not religious except for wut i believe in:pimp:
technically it's not right to use that argument (i'm not trying to turn this into a religious debate and i won't) but according to teaching, god created satan too... he could hav ejust as easily decided later on to banish as he 'did satan'.... just a thought...Quote:
Originally Posted by mamma puffpuff420
hell is that never ending thirst for more, man. To never be satisfied, or fulfilled. To be empty, and left wanting. No fire involved by my estimation, but I'm feeling develish at the moment.
who's selling again?
:D
me! me!
you got a 100,000k?Quote:
Originally Posted by JunkYard
I'm no buyer, I'm a barter. just trying to save my own ass here. :D Alls I got to do is find two willing souls and I'm my debt is free and clear. ;)
bedazzle me this; bedazzle me that
who's that guy in the big red hat?
santy clause?
no, no it's the satan clause, man!
:stoned:
im not a preacher,and i dont think any1 should try and push God and religion on any 1Quote:
Originally Posted by BakedDaily0420
but if u mean what u said , i feel sorry 4 u
lol its cool 90% of the people in this country believe in god so i expect that. But yes i mean what i said and dont feel sorry for me cuz not believing in god or your soul or fate is really guite....liberating
Damn! This thread was suppose to be darkly comedic, lol!
mamma puff puff don't you know that our souls aren't ours to sell? He could have said he would sell it for a quick blow job, and it would make absolutely no difference whatsoever. What's the difference between a lifetime supply of bud, and a billion dollars anyway.
nothing...
sorry baked, I'm afraid you can't sell your soul for bud, but if you really want a lifetime supply, grow it, keep it hush hush, and your good as gold. ;)
:hippy:
damn man and i really wanted a lifetime supply of weed for nothing:(
how much you got?
"For what shall it profit a man, if he shall gain the whole world, and lose his own soul?"
I once sold a kid in high school a signed piece of paper that said "my soul" on it for $5. Apparently this kid was credulous enough not only believe in souls, but also to believe that these souls can be transferred into pieces of paper. Man, people can be gullible.
Spirits and ghosts and souls and crap like that are not real, people. All my thoughts and emotions and memories are stored in this thing called my brain which, when I die, is going to stop working and decompose like the rest of my body. I don't get to live forever and neither do you. It's nothing more than wishful thinking; there is no mechanism by which the information stored in my neurons could possibly outlive my physical body. Once my sense organs stop working and the meat computer in my skull shuts down, that's it, game over. All the more reason to love this life while I still have it.
But if some superstitious person doesn't believe me and wants to pay some money for me to write "my soul" on a piece of paper, I'd be glad to sell that to them. I can always use an extra few bucks. Caveat emptor.
I dont think its possible for someone to actually own ur soul...Since ur soul is ur physical and mental definition of who you are.
That being said id prolly go for anything between 100 and 150 dollars
or and eight of some crazy kind bud
i know the monetary values aren't equal:S5:
I'd sell my soul to satan for 3 things:
1. World Peace for eternity
2.Infinite ammount of money
3.Supernatural powers like flying kinda stuff and throwing some fireballs with my bare hands, that would kick ass
My soul is not even mine so its no problem selling it,
OUR SOULS ARE ALREADY SOLD WE JUST DONT KNOW IT YETQuote:
Originally Posted by JunkYard
I would sell it for good health all my life, a fat 100 sack of danks everyday, women, and ca$h...lets not forget happiness:thumbsup:
[quote=Oneironaut]Spirits and ghosts and souls and crap like that are not real, people. All my thoughts and emotions and memories are stored in this thing called my brain which, when I die, is going to stop working and decompose like the rest of my body. I don't get to live forever and neither do you. It's nothing more than wishful thinking; there is no mechanism by which the information stored in my neurons could possibly outlive my physical body. Once my sense organs stop working and the meat computer in my skull shuts down, that's it, game over. All the more reason to love this life while I still have it.
[QUOTE]
^^^
u can say this shit an sum1 will beleive you when you can prove it
but until then this is what i beleive
your soul is the life force that initiates life... how else do you think life started? water particles just magically came to life or what?
your "soul" contains everything people see as "heart" "courage" an all that kinda shit, basically every good quality humans have (a "soul" is a 100% PURE life force) and your "personality" is pretty much everything else, and not necessarily all bad things either
when you die your physical body & your personality disperse and their energy is spread out and dispersed into the environment (nutrients etc. into the soil/to other living things, thoughts, ideas, and emotions to others around you) while your soul will find another home (i.e. similar to reincarnation)
im native american so i see a "soul" as more of a "spirit" but basically the same concept, and native beleifs are that everything has a spirit, even non-living things (natural things at least) such as lakes, rocks, and living things, all plants animals & humans have them
so to answer the question, if i were capable of selling my soul... it basically be like slavery, somebody else would OWN you