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Got a P/O test coming up in 9 days. I wont pass so im gonna have 2 improvise! Anyways what im gonna do is have my sister come with me 2 my probation. Im gonna have my sister pee in a bottle in the truck, Then im gonna super glue the bottle onto my inner thigh. Do u think the pee will stay warm long enough for me to take the test?? And who has tried doing this with success?
wow...thats gonna suck...and I dont think it would work but hey, go for it
U just pretty much killed it for me.. Why dont u think it will work??Quote:
Originally Posted by rebgirl420
well they can tell if a woman is on her cycle from her pee, so that could be a give away.
urineluck.com buy their fake piss, i used it twice to get jobs for the governement. and it has a temp strip on the side of the bottle, as long as the temp is btw 90-98 you're straight.
FlyGuy, Its a pee cup test. I have 2 pee in a cup and it reads out if i have been doing drugs, Those tests cant be affected if my sister is in her cycle can it?
they will almost definately notice, ive heard of cases when they did.
Wrong, gender doesn't matter when subbing.
Also, in SC, you have to pee into a cup IN FRONT OF the PO. Don't know how it works where you are , but subbing in SC won't work since you would have to remove the vial superglued to your thigh in front of your PO. You need to make sure that isn't the case.Quote:
Originally Posted by Davidj56
dude 9 days is plenty of time.
Start working out and drinking lots of water, take a home test the day before the test and if you pass then it'll be straight, if you fail, sub.
Your plan right now WOULD work though. Don't listen to these morons saying they test for gender, thats bull. They don't test shit like that.
better idea, superglue a visine bottle full of piss to your inner thigh, then just unscrew the cap, point it down and give it a good squirt. sounds like pee, ittl be warm like pee and it will be pee. clean pee.
You gotta make sure the urine is in between 90-98 degrees. The quick fix bottle has the temp strip right on the side. Very easy to use. I am just going to continue reusing the bottle with my wifes piss and hand warmers to get to the temp I need.
if the reason you reuse the quick fix bottle by filling it with your wifes pee rather than more synthetic isnt the cost of the new synthetic, thats pretty funny. that would be like a man sitting down and peeing in a porta potty when all he has to do is stand up.