rambling incohearent threAD

ok guys im high right now...almost a gram of blueberry/skunk dro, and 2 blunts of insane shwag...so im goign to turn off my brain and just type what comes to my fingers..

the rabbits are so fucking green..or is that grey..gray...woah, i suck at spelling..i fucking hate rabbits, once i got bit by one and i wanted to kill that slut-bitch. this girl i know megan has 37 rabbits, she slike a fucking farmer of rabbits. i wonder why we cant have sex with the ground and grow a human tree, but we can have a family tree, which accually has no tree involved, which is gay becuase it leads you to believe theres a tree, maybe a bird or two, possibly a swingset, or good climbing limbs. i hate climbing trees becuase the bugs always get al on me and i get sticky. i hate ebing sticky, i feel like a used lollypop put back in the wrapper for later, thats ucks too i hate leftover lolypop, but honestly who can eat lollypop that is 12 inches in diameter. its utter chaos in the stores in which they are sold. i wonder why humas only have 2 nipples while cows and cats and dogs have like 7. are we less important? is our milk not as precious? is god trying to kill us by lack of nutritio to our babys? its so insane that a baby grows up to me a real person. like, havign sex can lead to a a kid who then one day will be old, time...time does this all. what if time was gone and never came back. the clock industry would suffer greatly. but im sure dennys would thrive. dennys would be the king of the world becuase without time how would we know weather it was breakfast lunch or dinner? well at dennys it dosent matter. their pancakes are good, but are they great? yes. they are. i hate it when the phone rings. its always aqward when its your mom and you cant even see the caller ID. i wonder why cats like milk and not juice. i mean, honestly, i like milk with cookies and brownies and cerial, but juice is better. you have apple, grape, fruit mixed, and you can also get gatoraid or frutopia which is fruit juice soda i think. im not sure. kittens are insane. they are pure insanity. they DEFINE insanity... i have a kitten who attacks anything and everything that moves, big, little, inanimate, electrical, anything...she attacks it...and when there is NOTHING there, she attacks air ad runs on the walls. she can climb walls. that is also pure insanity...possibly one of insanitys evil minions. i just came back and realize ive been typin this for 20 min, and i dont even know what i said. so yeah...

respond..lol...


it stinks like sex in here

i dont like cats much either... theres only been one i could stand and that's my friend josh's cat... He's cool... his name is link, after the zelda character... Do you remember a link to the past? that game was so fucking sweet, and theres another one... i cant remember which one it was, but it was for gameboy and i got to play it on supergameboy on bigscreen... and everytime i try to type y, it says u so i guess im playing a supergamebou... Down by the bayou... Not a fortunate sone... Creedance rocked... but not as much as Metallica or AC/DC... My favorite bands are SUBLIME, NIRVANA, TOM PETTY, METALLICA, AND TOOL... Tool kicks so much ass... danny carey is such an awesome drummer... have you ever seen his trapset? when he's on stage, it completely circles around him... I've seen him play something while spinning around and playing the drums... that was fuckin crazy shit man... speakin of shit, i gotta take a piss... BRB... Back... AAAAAAHHHHH... much better to have an empty bladder... but isn't it funny how sometimes it can hurt to have your bladder too empty... whenever that happens to me, i feel like i have to take one hell of a piss but nothing comes out... speaking of emty... im hungry so im gonna go eat... laterz

haha yeah!

lmfao this has got to be the funniest damn thread i have ever read!!!!
omg i cant breath im laughin to hard!! ARGH damn u Koshea :confused:

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Originally Posted by koshea

what if time was gone and never came back. the clock industry would suffer

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ahahahahahahaha!! this thread rocks, stoned people rock, rocks rock :D

hahaha yeah

the white sock ate green wood and vuala...he became a dixie cup...im high once again

sounds like that one song where the guy starts out just talking about why marijuana is just a plant and we are putting people in jail for just smoking a little plant and the whole song has views and he is talking except yours is not so serious stuff and freaken halirious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Man... u guys are the kind of people i like to be around... none of my friends understand... I put this one joke in a drawing i made... this is how it goes...

TO MARY JANE
PO BOX 420

Hello,
I did not know that you could can you lick your own tongue in my hand me the bong please, yes, and thank you are what got you thrown out the window you can see the airplane passengers think im hot, so im gonna take my shirt on...

I LOVE,
POT
(cursive) Cannabis Sativa

None of my friends liked it... well i guess its not a joke, but it was funny as hell to me

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Originally Posted by opiuser

Hello,
I did not know that you could can you lick your own tongue in my hand me the bong please, yes, and thank you are what got you thrown out the window you can see the airplane passengers think im hot, so im gonna take my shirt on...

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im stoned and i dont understand it.. maybe if i stare at it some more



nope.. still dont get it.. its pretty cool though

well... its not really a joke... its just supposed to make you trip out... oh well... im stupid