The Stoner Who Got Away...

Tonight I went out and bought a 1/4oz from a friend. We met up at our usual parking spots in a shopping center. We did the normal thing, he talked next to me, I got out and get into his car, traded goods and capital, talked for a few minutes, then I got out, went to my car, then he drove away.

I turned on my car, looked in my rear view mirror, and saw a man and a women in a SUV parked in the row behind us, facing us, and writing down things while looking at me. So I saw there looking at her. It looked like she was writing down info about my car so I reached under my passenger seat, grabbed my guerrilla mask, then got out of my car, looked right at her, got back in, and started driving away with my mask on, slowly...

So she starts her car and tries to trail me from a distance. It's kinda hard to trail someone secretly when I'm going 35 in a 45, and she is also going 35 about 50 yards behind me. I pull into another shopping center, drive around for a bit, and she is still behind me. So I decided to start driving home...ish...

I have lived in the same area for 18 years, I know all the roads, dirt and paved. So I headed towards a notoriously bumpy dirt road that is a horribly bumpy shortcut to a street that runs by my house. So I start going down it slow (it is 9pm) with my lights on bright, and they follow. I then take off changing my speed from about 15 to about 50ish. Dust is flying everywhere behind me... 50 mph on an old dirt bumpy road picks up some dust, so I used it to my advantage. The road turns left and there is a nice thick tree at the end that if you don't turn you will hit, so I went to the right around it, then pulled left so my car is facing the the way they will be going and they won't see me since I parked behind the tree. I shut off my car, turned off my lights and waited. I could barely see their lights through all the dust I had created. I was worried about the sudden end of dust, but it seemed to settle quite fast anyways.

They came by about 45 seconds later going about 30 mph. They didn't see me at all and they drove right past me. I waited about 2 minutes, made sure my pot was sneakily under my 2 slices of pizza I got for munchies, then went home. I kept on looking behind me but there was no headlights, not a single car was on the road. I parked around the corner from my house and walked the rest just to be sure.

Now I'm here, 30 minutes after being home, and still nobody around... Looks like I lost them. Now I am going to go smoke a bowl or two of this fresh bud I just picked up, looks and smells like California Orange Bud, one of my favorites!

Incase any of you do get caught (like I could of), check out this great site on your right during a police encounter in the United States.

Just Say 'No' to Police Searches | FlexYourRights.org

ps. I'm glad I am white as I am not a candidate of racial profiling. Check out the link for racial profiling. My black friend gets stopped for no reason all the time, I feel so sorry for him getting pulled over for being black on a friday night.
Racial Profiling | FlexYourRights.org

damn yo that sounds like some kinda shit out of a movie man, but seriusly im glad you didint get busted, hope that weed was extra good ;) after all you went thru to get it.

peace out

After my friend said he would meet me there at 7:45... He got there an hour and some later... I explored every inch of the home depot near by, and cleaned my car while waiting for him.

I have always wanted to get pulled over so I can test my "No, I do not consent to any searches of my property" skills! I bet I will get pulled over on my road trip this summer just for having an Arizona plate and driving through Missouri... Kinda like being arrested for being black on a friday night lol (I love Don't be a Menace While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood!)

Samething I notice them taking in alot of info and what seams to be writing it all down. I did the same dusty road screen move but when they passed I tailed behind em. Im a good tailer I stayed at least 5 cars back and to the right, they drove me right to their house where I came in at about 50mph and Screatches to a stop and parked behind their car(that pulled up to their drive way in front of the garage). I see three football player guys get out so I get out(Im by myself) I got a shinny ass chrome 45 in my belt and an airsoft AR-15 straped to my back, I walk up to my passenger door of my SUV and just lean against it and chug down a 40 of O-E that I just bought. The 3 guys at first started to rush to my SUV but when they saw I was not fuckin around they started to back track. I chuged my 40 in about 30 seconds and casualy tip and spilled the foam on their drive way then just droped the 40 where it broke on their drive way. I burped and back pedded to my driver seat and drove off the same way I came in Screatchin. :pimp: :pimp: I figured The action did all the talkin so I never said any thing besides all their shit chatter.

What the f*ck... :wtf:

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Originally Posted by Dr.Hashman

What the f*ck... :wtf:

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Huh??:pimp: :pimp:

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Originally Posted by MadSativa

Samething I notice them taking in alot of info and what seams to be writing it all down. I did the same dusty road screen move but when they passed I tailed behind em. Im a good tailer I stayed at least 5 cars back and to the right, they drove me right to their house where I came in at about 50mph and Screatches to a stop and parked behind their car(that pulled up to their drive way in front of the garage). I see three football player guys get out so I get out(Im by myself) I got a shinny ass chrome 45 in my belt and an airsoft AR-15 straped to my back, I walk up to my passenger door of my SUV and just lean against it and chug down a 40 of O-E that I just bought. The 3 guys at first started to rush to my SUV but when they saw I was not fuckin around they started to back track. I chuged my 40 in about 30 seconds and casualy tip and spilled the foam on their drive way then just droped the 40 where it broke on their drive way. I burped and back pedded to my driver seat and drove off the same way I came in Screatchin. :pimp: :pimp: I figured The action did all the talkin so I never said any thing besides all their shit chatter.

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Thats how its fuckin done.

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Originally Posted by memoryburner

Thats how its fuckin done.

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I thought so I didnt threaten them, besides their threatining me, but I showed em I wasnt playing games, just glad they didnt do stupid shit cause I would be writing this from prison for shooting up 3 football players.:pimp: :pimp:

WTF :wtf:

Reminds me of the time the boys and I were pretty souped up on *** driving around in the pick-up. It was a hella hot day in the summer so we were all stripped down to our boxers and acting like lunatics. We stopped at the gas station for some energy drinks and that really got us wired. Sat in the car, and saw this mean granny with a mustache through the rear-view. She was writing shit down like our license plate number and such. I backed up and almost ran my friend over, he had to run and jump up. Then we were blasting down the freeway at like 90 mph and she was zipping in and out of cars in her black mini cooper. The guys in back were holding on for dear life to the sides. I took the best exit I could find and then with nobody else around slammed on the brakes and that granny swerved and nearly hit us.

Then we jumped out with our paintball guns, while Rich stayed back and mooned her. She was freaking at this time so I had my main man "escort" her and have her lead the way to her house. Then she brought us out some devilishly good cookies and started blasting rap from the house. I gave her a hit and she got naked so then we all got naked and ended up dancing naked in the sprinklers for the rest of the day. I asked her about her mustache, but I forgot what she said...

We call that a brake check here not all the paintball and granny stuff just the sudden stop.:pimp: :pimp: :pimp: