Guys be careful in the club

A German girl who could not get rid of a persistent admirer in a Hamburg disco unzipped his fly, pulled out his penis - and almost bit it in half.

Emergency services found the man clutching his blood-stained member in the middle of the dance floor.

Natascha Mueller, 23, told police: "I just wanted to dance and he kept coming alongside me and would not go away."

Her victim, Andreas Baum, 39, said: "She beckoned me over and told me 'I know what you need'.

"Then she unzipped my trousers and I thought it was Christmas, and then she bit me. The pain was incredible. She almost bit it off."

The young woman, who was arrested, was six times over the legal limit for driving when breath tested.


Poor guy almost got is dick bit off, no drunk chick sex for a while.

pwned

That is fucking absurd. Pepperspray the dude's eyes, KICK him in the nuts, anything....but bite his dick?? I'm gonna be warry of drunk german girls from now on..

pwned f'real.
dirty fart was too drunk to recognize sarcasm.
but ewww... getting close enough to a stranger's pud to BITE it? no thx. Why didn't she just knee him in the jewels like most respectable drunk chix?

so thats why my ex g/f liked to bite now and again. dam germans

Guys, Im sorry, you may look down on me for saying this, but if a fuckin bitch EVER bit my dick, I would break that bitches FACE! One fuckin punch, I swear to god and all that is fuckin evil man! > : (

the biting sounds so painfull.by the time you try and punch her she would be long gone and sober!!!!

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Originally Posted by Pipe Dreams

Guys, Im sorry, you may look down on me for saying this, but if a fuckin bitch EVER bit my dick, I would break that bitches FACE! One fuckin punch, I swear to god and all that is fuckin evil man! > : (

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dude i wouldnt look down at u at all if u were to do so. honestly if that happened to me id fucking giver her a hail marry right to the fucking chops. arrest me for it so beeeee it. no bitch bites my dick and gets away with it. i know its wrong to hit females and ill REEK HAVOC on whoever does so in there spare time but in a time like this "fuck the bitch" and punch her lights out.
haha wow i need to smoke and calm down a lil. my posts are..... yaaa anyways :rasta: :rasta:

Lets just hope that they were able to repair his man hood. I guess he will think twice before hitting on a girl at the club again.

i still say by the time you scream and then swing at her she will be long gone.

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Originally Posted by mattmao

i still say by the time you scream and then swing at her she will be long gone.

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i can grab my balls , screeam and throw a hail marry at the same time. that bitch would be down for the count. i count on it. then id stomp her face while she was on the ground. then id take her outside and curb stomp her
JHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf:

I don't know but do we take the dude's word at face value? She said I know what you need and unzipped my pants? Seriously, whatelse are you going to say after flashing a hottie your dick in a disco? I thought she'd suck it if I whipped it out. Get real. Has anyone gotten blown on the disco dance floor recently by a total stranger? Didn't think so. The chick was drunk and the dude probably thought he could take advantage of the situation. When guys try to fuck with my woman at a club, she'll put a heel in their face. I feel sorry for the dooshbags who think they can cop a feel up her mini, because they'll end up seeing what they sought and more, when her heel come crashing into their face. Cann't say that I don't feel sorry for the dude regardless of the circumstances, though. And, good luck trying to punch someone who just took a bite on your yaya, by the time you realized what had happened you'd probably pass out. Can you imagine the bloody mess of it all? Damn, I gotta stop procrastinating.

my balls hurt now after readin all this.

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Originally Posted by omegagodly

i cant believe she almost bit his dick off. but shes was six times over the legal limit? thats like .48,, wouldnt she of died from alcohol overdose?

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Good question maybe Germany's legal limit is lower than America's. But those Germans do love to drink so maybe she just is use to it.

im sorry but its the way it seems to be these days....if a bloke had a chick hounding him and he pulled her tittie out and bit it.....1. hed get beat up by other guys at the party (more then likley) 2. branded a sicko and wierdo for life aswell as getting arrested , fined, jailed, put on a sex offenders list......etc,


but if a girl does she just makes sum random crap excuse and thinks its ok for her to nearly make a man infertile? ..if he is a lonley child that would cut off hes family's name.....i know thats abit graphic but it is true think about it your family name would die right there and then because sum chick decided to get drunk and fought she was all good?



allthough mjlupi may be right.

If anyone did that to me i think all my princibles about hitting women would fly out the window - if she can do that im entitled to a kick or a punch at least.

damn that would suck too much. my albanian friend always talks about this club around here and how all the polish guys a always horny and all over the girls. haha. that story reminded me of that.

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Originally Posted by LIP

If anyone did that to me i think all my princibles about hitting women would fly out the window - if she can do that im entitled to a kick or a punch at least.

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That should have been principals - im just too stoned to be bothered to spell.

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Originally Posted by Pipe Dreams

Guys, Im sorry, you may look down on me for saying this, but if a fuckin bitch EVER bit my dick, I would break that bitches FACE! One fuckin punch, I swear to god and all that is fuckin evil man! > : (

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I have always held the belief that there really is no reason for a man to ever hit a woman...until now that is. Swing away my friend, swing away.

Once the guy heals he's gonna have one hell of a story to tell though

Jesus christ that must hurt...

yal is acting like he was just some innocent victim lol...

he kept harrasing her... if he woulda accepted no, it wouldn't have happened.

don't get me wrong, it is really fucked up... and i'm with yal, i'd probably break her face too, after i healed.. id on't think fighting would be on my mind with a severed penis... but he brought it on himself....

actually i know it wouldn't be on my mind... me my bro and a friend were swimming in some water and this dumb ass friend pushed down on my shoulder and made me cut my foot deep as hell on a beer bottle or clam shell... like nearly an inch deep and 3 wide.... you could see my toe bones... (it was right on th eball of the foot) i wanted to beat his ass so fucking baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad.... but all i could think about was wading the 20 foot back to shore in knee deep mud. after i got out, it took me 20 seconds to tie my sock around the cut, lay down and pretty much pass out... i lost alot of blood from it....

they had to carry me to the truck....

Girls get harrased all the time in clubs. Some even grab ass when they shouldn't. There is a simple solution, slap them in the face, put a drink in their face, kick them good in the balls, or ask a bouncer this dude did this and that, and they will remove them.

But to bite his dick off?! I would have knocked her fucking teeth in man.

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Originally Posted by Billionfold

Yeah if some girl, I don't care how drunk, ever bit my penis, the rage known as Billionfold would be set loose upon her...

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You have unleashed the fucking fury of a Billion fists! :p

[quote=slipknotpsycho]yal is acting like he was just some innocent victim lol...

he kept harrasing her... if he woulda accepted no, it wouldn't have happened.


true but i really dont think he thought that she would bite his penis off, he probably thought a simple leave me alone would be fine.

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Originally Posted by slipknotpsycho

yal is acting like he was just some innocent victim lol...

he kept harrasing her... if he woulda accepted no, it wouldn't have happened. .

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true but i really dont think he thought that she would bite his penis off, he probably thought a simple leave me alone would be fine.

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Yeah, I agree "I just wanted to dance and he kept coming alongside me and would not go away." Doesn't really sound like a chompable offense

well apparently she did tell him to leave her alone and he kept going...

like i said don't get me wrong, there are a hundred other things she could have done in the situation... but he did bring it on him self... that's not saying he deserved it, just that he drove her to take such extreme action...

i mean it's not like some girl just walked up to him and said lemme suck your dick and pulled it out and nearly bit off....