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so yeah my probation officer decides to set me up on these NA classes which I know isnt going to help because i smoke weed not crack. the classes are full of dope fiends who are pretty friendly but you can tell they havent bathed in days. geez what a country....the law sucks. legalize already bush!!!! can anyone relate or is it just me against the world
wishin i could be this guy>>>>:stoned:
puff one for a fellow stoner..piece
ahhaha im done with my probation we all get on it sooner or later but now im enjoying having my freedom back.
so does anyone know if the court usually tests you on the day you're supposed to get off probation? my final review is on may 3rd and i completed all my terms and came out clean for the last two tests... any opinions cuz i really want to blaze it
lol fucking NA...
when i was in rehab,
i took my last drug test
knowing more than 3 drugs
would show up positve, and
they did. but they signed
the release papers before
the piss came back from the
lab. my counselor called me
and told me she would let
me just take 2 NA classes
and i agreed. didnt go to
NA and i never heard from
the bitch again.
when I was on probation I had to go through all that crap, she even made me sit through AA and I don't even drink! "She said it was "just in case". But yeah im glad im done with THAT crap!
suxks to hear that, just stay clean, its good for the body and the getting super blazed after showing u have will power, almost like a reward:jointsmile:
wouldnt know but i imagine it would!Quote:
Originally Posted by drdanko
Yea dude mine sucked. Im on till June but the good thing is thats it. I only need to NOT get in trouble till then.
Other then that I was supposed on 'random screenin' was never called once. But always gave me stress. I was drug tested once for the assessment test. When id freak out when I would have to go in and see her. Wastin 20$ on a home-remady cleanser. Spendin 5$ on water and pissin as if I drank a god damn keg.
Im just glad I passed the test, took my one class and that was really it. Though the bullshit all cost me like 400$.
Testing stoners is a great idea if you want them stop getting stoned and start drinking and doing harder drugs that are gone in three days.
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Originally Posted by Oppositional P
Thats so true.
yeah probation sucks balls 5 more months for me.....i was being drug tested last year passed all of them with the condom trick lol I hate probation is like having another dad but more strict hey but I rather do my probation than stayin in the cell
I'll never have totake part in such farcical events luckily. I sympathize with you, learn as much cannabis knowledge as you can and throw facts in their face.
Testing shouldn't be allowed, a mans piss is his to with what he wish! :hippy:Quote:
Originally Posted by geonagual
My best friend went for a year, failed his LAST drug test for cocaine (he is an idiot, that shit gets out of your system in 3 days), and was given another full 12 months of probe. That shit is expensive too.....(the probation that is, I heard that cocaine is too).
IDIOT
lmao harry goes to his local ganja man and asks rasta if cocain is expensive, rasta is amused and replys jokingly
nah man da charlie is nah expensive ting its just drain cleaner brotha!
harry was later found dead.
this is why we need to be educated
this is a fictional news report brought to you by the local police centre
What do you mean? It's a challenge! Beat the system! Citizen empowerment! If you use your noodle correctly, you could be smoking days before your routine 'check-up.' Hell, you could purchase an artificial wiener if self-denial bums you out that bad. Two for one! Hoorah!Quote:
Originally Posted by ukmonkey
when i was on probation, i never got drug tested, and i never set foot in the probie office i also never once met or talked to my probation officer.
probation was a breeze for me, i partied harder than i ever did when i was on it.
I hate probo.
I was on drugs then I'd never think of doing now.
I have alcoholic friends thankx to probo.
My boyfriend is a (recovering?) alcoholic.
Probo just fucks up your life, wastes time, wastes money and makes people despise the government more then we already do.