My first strip bar/club experience

be careful of strip club/bars in Europe...On the day I turned 17 in summer, me and a bunch of guys were in Europe. We had just been in Amsterdam and we took a train to Budapest, Hungary. Budapest was cool. The ppl there were pretty nice and didn't gawk at Asian tourists. Our group was mostly Korean with a few white dudes.

So, on the day I turned 17, my 18 year old friend, S, thought it would be a great idea to take me to a strip bar, just me and him and he'd pay for me. At midnight we go to the most gaudy and popular strip club we could find. As soon as we stepped in, the bouncer sat me and my friend, S, at a table near this pole dancer.

After chillin and having a few beers, the owner of the bar brought two babes over and asked me and my friend to buy these two ladies a drink for a lapdance. Before i say anything, my friend obliges and the bartender brings over these expensive looking glasses of wine (i hate wine). Then out of nowhere they get on top of us and start stripping and grinding on us and shit. When they're done five minutes later, they start talking with us and flirting. When they're done talking they do their lapdance again.

And this goes on for about two hours. Every time the stripper are talking with us, I begin to notice they're asking wierd questions like "how long have you been here?", "how long are you staying?" and finally they ask us "what hotel are you staying at?" I told them we were staying at the Marriot, which was bullshit. We were staying in some shitty hostel. To make the situation even more wierder, the bartender keeps bringing us free vodka shots "on the house".

Me and my friend are drunk as hell. Then suddenly while we are talking with the strippers, one of them says if we pay them enough they will take us to a room and do "anything" for us. Bullshit. I asked the owner for the tab before we go any further. I look on the tab and see "1,400" in some wierd currency. I asked the owner to convert this to Euros which were only a little more than U.S. dollars. The owner say "that is Euros" about $1,500 US dollars. My friend starts freaking out. As soon as they see this, the bouncer and the owner escort him to an ATM machine down the street and make him cough up all the cash in his ATM card. Balance = $200. When the bouncer brings him back into the bar, my friend, S, tells me in Korean to lie to them that i have an ATM card and run when I get the chance. SO they take me outside, the stripper and the bouncer, and this bitch has a real tight grip on my arm.

As soon as we get to the ATM, I push the stripper off and blast the fuck out of there, zigzagging through alleys and streets so i can lose them. My adrenalin flushed out the alc so i could run straight. As soon as I'm a good 8 blocks away I lay down on a bench and rest my eyes. I wake up a few minutes later and I see this woman approaching me who is in her late thirties (old enough to be my mom). I was about to ask her for directions but she grabs my cock and asks me if I'm interested in a "sex program". I say "no thanks" and I continue moving in the relative direction of my hostel.

There are cop cars on every street I go on. and i'm getting paranoid as hell. I'm worried the bar called the cops on me or my friend is sitting in the police station right now. If either happened, one of my parents would have to fly all the way to Budapest to bail us out. I'm also really lost and quite drunk.

I come across a few fellow American tourists and ask them for directions to my hostel, which coincidentally was a block away. I go the front of the hostel and see two cop cars drive past it. FUCK, I was screwed. But they just passed me like nothing happened. I cautiously make my way up to my hostel room and I find my friend in there smoking a cig. Damn, I was relieved. He was too.

It turned out that they just let him go after seeing he had no more money. In the end they were just trying to gyp us. Thats why they kept giving us "free drinks" and why the strippers kept asking where we were staying at, so they could make sure we didnt get away. All the free drinks were included in the tab, the wine we bought for the girls was the most expensive drink they had there, and they charged us for the lap dances and strip show as well.

I never stepped into a strip bar again...

That sucks, you always have to be careful when in a foreign country.

lol did ur friend end up havin 2 pay the 200 bucks in his account?

damn...i didnt know how much i wrote.
i just had to get this shit off my chest. has this happened to anyone?

No, but it reminds me of Club Vondersexxxxxxxx from Eurotrip.

damn thats crazy. it sounds like there are a lot of prostitutes in europe. ha sex program

sounds like a hell of a time, i wouldnt mind that happenin to me i like crazy shit like that

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Originally Posted by JuggaloAtTheDoor

lol did ur friend end up havin 2 pay the 200 bucks in his account?

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Yeah...they just pulled it all out of his card.

fuck man! Thats crazy!!

wow dude that almost sounded like that movie hostel at first good story

i've never had a gun to pull on anyone in my life, but that's about the time i'd be sitting there thinking "damn i wish i had a gun to settle this" wouldn't shoot 'em, but what kinda idiot is gonna continue on the aggressive when he's got a deadly weapon pointed in his face lol... :stoned:

haha...i wouldn't want to threaten the bouncer he was like the fuckin Incredible Hulk. It would also be hard to run from those cops on every street.

bump, anyone's gotten gyped like this?:)

You have to be more careful at strip clubs.

All strip clubs try to do the same thing, hoodwink you into spending more money than you like. Luckily the first time I went to a strip club, I had a nice stripper who forewarned us about this shit, but I still ended up dropping $220, on drinks and dances despite trying to be careful!

wow that sounds fucked to shit lol

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Originally Posted by urgrass

wow dude that almost sounded like that movie hostel at first good story

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thats what i was thinkin im sure alot of people were

Crazey story I got somthin simular its kinda lenghty has some funny parts, Ill probley start a thread on it since I took an hour to write it, copy it or clicket to check it peace:pimp: :pimp: :pimp:

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Yeah just after seeing hostel, i would not be able to go to sleep that night...

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Originally Posted by Samwhore

No, but it reminds me of Club Vondersexxxxxxxx from Eurotrip.

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hahahah, they take the dude into that room ro whatever and he forgets that magic word or whatever and they like rap him with drill dildos and shit hahahah

haha, yeah, NOTHING is free in a strip club.....fantacy...hmm more like cash fantacy
I use to waitress at a strip club....those bitches dont play around with their income, lol.....poor youngsters come in there, leave broke as hell.

Damn boy, you got ripped off big time haha, any post-soviet union country is like that, next time ask a resident what can happen to you in the streets... No one is so good to offer you free drinks or give you lap dance for 2 hours in a row, I'd be suspicious... Oh and next time don't run from police, run to police... Cuz 1,500 euro is like what people earn in 6 months in Hungary ;)

Sounds like Prague. We hit several strip clubs and the girls all wanted you to buy them drinks, then told you how they'd have sex with you. Other girls outside just walking around would say stuff like blowjob five euro. It was crazy. I wanna go back!

Wow crazy story!That's definately got my first time at a strip club beat.Although that was a very interesting night and some awesome bud.:stoned:

damn,
that fucking sucks
good thing you got away from those jerks

man you were screwed and not even kissed!

shysters!

if it was a 3rd world country
they stiill rely on a dam donkey

oppps sorry dint mean that !

peace

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next time you go to a titty club >> make sure the wenches stay on the pole they arent bad in America


my cousin took me and a group into one in DC, the girls stayed on the bar Im glad


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One of the funniest things I've ever seen happened in a club in Amsterdam , I had a friend visiting from England and he just kept going on about seeing a live sex show.
I wasn't that interested because I have worked security on porn shoots and if I can't touch I don't really want to watch.
The first part of the show was a girl with lots of toys and she invited a couple of people to "help" her with her show. She made a guy lie on the stage face down and she took a black marker pen and pushed it inside her, she squatted over the guy and started wiggling her arse around.
When she stood up she got him off the floor and turned him so the audience could see his back,on it she had written "ME SO HORNY" in big letters .
It was brilliant.
My mate got himself involved in another girls act but that's another story.
You want to visit sex bars in Europe then stick to the Dutch ones .