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just curious.. how many guys here like receiving hand jobs?
and also - any guys have any tips for ladies when it comes to the sport of jerking a man off?
i thought id ask since i personally believe its harder to figure out what a guy likes by how he moans etc only because guys make less noise in bed than women.. might as well ask straight out if you cant figure it out ;]
Guys make less noise? haha, you never seen me obviously lol. I am a screamer! :) Any guy or girl for that matter that doesn't make noise is repressed. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by BOgart.bitch
And love hand jobs to answer your question. As far as tips, I think it depends on the person like anything else. Myself, I like it nice and slow and sensual, let the intensity build.
Don't jerk on it like it is a damn string you are trying to rip free. haha
I'm not a huge fan of hand jobs... But I'm weird, I aint a huge fan of blow jobs either...
^Its Not Human!!!! :D
yeah, no shit. Not human!!!!!!!!! :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Syrus
A man who doesn't care for a BJ?
depends on the guy bogart ask him I'm sure he will gladly let you know;)
I think the point here would be to ask the guy you're doing it to...he might have a different opinion than a bunch of internet abusers...
Of course, speaking as a guy, I haven't really met a girl yet who failed to please...as long as you're not too violent (without prior consent of course) pretty much anything you do will be appreciated.
"how would a guy describe the worst blowjob of his life?"
"It was fantastic!"
No 1 tip: Baby oil. Enough said.
right on! ive been put-off handjobs since my ex-gf.. first time she gave me a handjob, i ended up with a red-raw dick lol not a nice experience at all:oQuote:
Originally Posted by InhaleItALL
hand+penis= :D
The universal formula for happiness.
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Originally Posted by InhaleItALL
Yeah, it bothered me for quite a while... like a year... I finally figured it out though in the past few weeks (which is why I was comfortable enough to post it). I think its a control thing. Cuz really the chick has the control when she's down on you. SHe is controling your pleasure.
Me, I'd rather fuck her good and hard and crash out. Of course, you have to throw some variation in, but nothing beats a nice rough fuck :eek: :D
Doesn't that get tiring? I, personally, have given up after three minutes of thrashing and asked for alternatives.Quote:
Originally Posted by Buck268
On re-reading that I discover that I am a lazy fuck. No pun intended.
makes sense. Thanks for the honesty, takes balls.Quote:
Originally Posted by Buck268
I like it all...
the BJ - lets her know you're secure and trust her enough to handle such precious goods. I had an x-gf who had a problem with accidentally mixing teeth into mix... not good.
the HJ - so much better than doing it myself.
I'm a breast man... so there's one thing that you ladies can do that is better than all of the other stuff... (as far as non-intercourse stuff goes at least)
ditto. As long as you are trying , you get my vote!! :) And just to show you my appreciation. Here is my cock!:DQuote:
Originally Posted by 4thpower
sorta a related question for the large-breasted ladies:
instead of using your hands or your mouths, do you ladies ever use your fun bags to get a guy off? That works for me... every time. It's my favorite by far.
mmmm....titty fuck... Always wanted to try that
Yes, and recieve a pearl necklace! lolQuote:
Originally Posted by 4thpower
LMAO.Quote:
Originally Posted by GooseBear
:eek::DQuote:
Originally Posted by GooseBear
has anyone seen the movie The Girl With The Pearl Earring??? that title makes me piss myself with laughter every time i hear it :p :p :p
haha ive heard of that movie.. actually i have the movie poster in my room (ive never seen it, just liked the poster)
anyway.. thanks everyone for your replies ;]
so this is what ive come up with:
ask the guy
do it slow
dont HURT it
dont be too limp
hmmm. lol. well then.
oh and i also learned:
receiving a blowjob is like handing over control
gotcha.
If you like I will let you practice on me. PURELY out of concern for you. I would not want you to mess up your relationship with your BF. He should get the best hand job ever! Practice on me.. I will suffer through all the crappy practice hand jobs and blow jobs. I know it will be a challenge for me putting up with inexperience, but shit. I am a giver. I like to help people.:DQuote:
Originally Posted by BOgart.bitch
of course it is... you're holding that guy's future happiness between your chompers.Quote:
Originally Posted by BOgart.bitch
Does anybody here watch Oz? It's dealt with this question...and it's about prison...burned into memory....Quote:
Originally Posted by 4thpower
yeah, loved that show.Quote:
Originally Posted by zarathustra
LMAO dirty buggerQuote:
Originally Posted by InhaleItALL
That's me!;)Quote:
Originally Posted by jacquelyne
this is interestin thread...
i guess an adolescense of pam anderson had me conditioned, but a hj isnt stimulating like it used to be... heres some tips..
dont squeeze it, just get a good grip and work it, helps immensely if some kind of lubrication is used...
the ring around the head is the most sensitive part of the tool, and should not be abused... ladies, think about when a guy bullies your clit, shit hurts..
if your still unsure, just ask the guy what feels good, dependin how comfortable the relationship is..
and blow jobs... gods gift to men to have this done to you... a woman who knows how to go down on her man will have him eatin out of her hand literally... a good trick my girl does is when she goes down, and twists her hand up my dick while she goes back up... so get to practicing HAHAHAHAHAHA...
Wanna' ride the Green Manalishi Baby?
i love HJs and BJs! yay! lol
just please don't have your ribs removed guys so you can suck your dick yourself
Why not?
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Originally Posted by InhaleItALL
LOL
haha and this is where i thank you for your courtesy, right? what a gentleman :pQuote:
Originally Posted by InhaleItALL
:D Your happiness is my only concern.Quote:
Originally Posted by BOgart.bitch
jerking off whilst rubbing da balls works very well for me,,,usally my mrs can make me cum twice in 1 sitting :D
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Originally Posted by GooseBear
my freind can do it with his ribs kinda wild.