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Tonight I came home high as fuck and I figured an ice cream cone would be cool :p. I take the ice cream spoon and try to make a ball and you know, the ball kinda rolls while you shape it, so it rolled too much and it fucking fell in the sink.
I dont know if its the worst but damn, that was stupid.
What about you guys?
Stupidest thing I've ever done, getting arrested.
It better have been a good flavor exploding smiley faces all over your digestive system.
Stupidest thing I've ever done was jump a cop.
what??Quote:
Originally Posted by Samwhore
and what did you get arrested for?
thats a toss up between a few things...
either skateboarding off of the roof when i was like ten years old.
or trying to see who could drink a fifth of rum the fastest.... (i won)
going punch for punch in the face with my buddy one night while severely intoxicated.
asking a cop for a ride home while severely intoxicated.
throwing shotgun shells into a fire while severely intoxicated.
what do you guys think ?
That's the phrase I've been using to describe delicious food. I got arrested for possession. I go to court on the 11th.
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Originally Posted by higher4hockey
I think you like to get intoxicated, consequences be damned?
Aww that sucks. Luckily I never got busted, close though..Quote:
Originally Posted by Samwhore
Of what? You will probably get CS if it's a first offense.Everything I say is stupid when I feel good....lots of threats/insults.Quote:
Originally Posted by Samwhore
I got my letter and they said im being treated with a "criminal offense" rather than a juvinile. That was my first time I doubt I will get CS because that's in a diversion program and I'm not doing diversion.Quote:
Originally Posted by Matt the Funk
my theory on drinking : "say fuck it, throw all caution and temperance to the wind, and dare the consequences of my actions to catch up with me. "Quote:
Originally Posted by TX Girl
lol, I knew it! What do I win, Pat?
Hell bent and whiskey bound!
to many stupid things to even count let alone recall
animal porn
http://boards.cannabis.com/cannabis-...nk-when-2.htmlQuote:
Originally Posted by TX Girl
some of my drinking adventures.
get extremely blazed, listen to my ipod and proceed to follow my friend to his house. we stop at a red light, i look down to change the song.... now in my mind i thought the light turned green so i give it some gas...
however the light was still red and i rear ended my friends car, he was real close to the car in front so i pushed him into that car too. we were both high as fuck, but when the cop came it was all cool, he was real nice about it and it only took like an hour or 2 to get out of there.
it was the worst feeling in the world tho, i felt terrible the next few days.
well, im a better driver because of it, and i drive high all the time, theres nothing to it now.
pretty stupid eh?
Hate it when that happens, Professor! I'm really bad about hittin it when I think the light turned green only to find out its just the left arrow and the turn lane cars are going. Ooopsies.
H4H, Lol at your adventures, I have a few of those stories. My husband has a couple hundred of them. Can't tell you how many times I got a call to come pick him up...in the middle of the night... but all he could tell me was shit like...I think I'm in Dallas.... at a gas station and theres a Denny's across the street and I hear a dog barking.. how the hell? I always found him tho.
Variety is the spice of life my friend, don't be hatin on the 'fat' girls, plenty of us are pretty, good in bed and fun to hang out with too ;)
i dont hate 'fat' girls, i know quite of few of them and yes some of them are pretty and a lot of them are fun to hang out with....i dunno about good in bed though...havent found that one out.
You are adorable
:hippy: :pimp:
:jointsmile: now puff that hooter and pass it foo!
stupidest thing ive done was not hide my weed better.
I thought about filming dogs mating for breeding kennels I would call the series " My bitch likes it dogggie style"!Quote:
Originally Posted by Gatekeeper777
I was goona make one for cat owners too and call it " Heavy petting the pussy"
The idea never took off tho, turns out that cats and dogs dont care about porn, oh how prudish! :S5: :jumphappy:
i have done too many stupid things...
When i was 15 or so me and my friends went to a party and trashed the place pretty bad. It was youthful high spirits combined with much to much alcohol...
i jumped over a railing down an underpass and broke my toe.
been thrown out of a gig for being too drunk...i had about 8 pints of snakebite and i can't remember anything about that night...quit drinking for a good while after that one...
i jumped off my middle school into a pine tree, worked for be but when my friend tryed he grabed a dead branch, fell, and knocked himself out
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turns out that cats and dogs dont care about porn
uhhhhhhhhh.... i don't even want to know how u found that out