Pranks to play on unsuspecting victums

Hey, I was sitting here not doing anything in particular when I got to reminiscing about a prank I played on one of my high school teachers. Then I decided I wanted to hear some pranks you guys have pulled on people and to get ideas for future pranks to make life a little more funny.

So the prank I played on my teacher (which I advise everyone who is still in highschool to do) was to hide an opened milk carton from the cafeteria in the room. After a couple days the smell will start disrupting class and causeing chaos. Hide it good so nobody will find it and make sure its open. Whole milk is preferable. Make sure you do it to a teacher who is a tool too.I've got a few more but I want to hear some other ones first.

Now what have you done?

clingfilm over the toilet bowl, stretched over you can't see it.
at work we screw peoples bags to the floor.

I think everyone has or knows someone that has lit a bag of dog doo and put it on someone porch then rang the doorbell... I did it to a neighbor that was cop call crazy,,,We toilot papered his house too...

A few weeks ago some Jehavos(sp) knocked on our door preaching. My girlfriend opened the door and when they said "Do you beleive in god" she said no then they started talking about their religion and all that. I went to go to the door to have a debate with this people when my girl starts shaking. She dropped to her knees and stated yelling "I can feel his hands upon me, Praise the lord, i can feel his presence" I swear i have never laughed so much in my life. The look on their faces was priceless and they soon made and exit.

fishing for humans... ice fishing pole, small weight, leader, $5... busy area... cast the dollar, watch people try to pick it up... laugh really hard...

we had ID cards on a stringy retractable thing at work... i'd stand around the corner, tape a dollar to it, and we'd all laugh at the person who'd try to grab it...

I like to scare people. I have a friend that I can scare 5-6 times a day. He knows its coming, but he just has the typical reaction. After a few days of scaring him, we made a truce to where I can scare him once a day....but I have what I call "rollover" scares. If I don't scare him 4 days in a row, then on the 5th day I have 5 scares saved up. Good shit.

i love scaring the shit out of people... it's the faces they make when you jump out from around a corner just as they're walking and scream as loud as you can at them...

something similar lol... wait by a bathroom door and just as you hear them walk up to the door and start to unlock it, hit it as hard as you can with an open fist.... alternative is when a guy is at a toilet pissing (i suggest somewhere other then your own house lol) do the same thing in the middle of him pissing... usually they jump and piss everywhere....

i used to do alot of pranking to my grandpa.... lets just say all my influence came from home alone.... he'd walk into his room and a string infront of his bed woudl knock books off onto him, he'd sit down in his chair which would tighten a fishing string around a kethup packet just barely opened, but tacked to the table, thus squirting ketchup all over his lap, while simaltaneously a big ass board from like the back of a mirror (not cardboard but not wood either) would fall on his head... he'd go to walk back out of his room and a towel would swing down on some more string and hit him in the nuts... and that was just part of one day... i did it to him atleast 1,000 days outta my life... it was a hobby of mine.

i did alot of good pranks but the best one was done by my brother and his mate!

He and his friend found a window they could get true on the roof of the highschool without setting off alarms or anything, they'd climb in and get chalk and one of them would like lie on the floor and the other would do a bodyline around him! they'd go around every class and do funny postions up against the boards and walls, tables etc and do chalk outlines of each other as well as doing outlines of there feet up and down the hall! no one could figure out what was going on and this big rumour about a ghost in the school got started and my brother loved it so he kept getting baked with his mate and going back and doing it! and never got cought, the rumour of the ghost of "unnamed" high school is still going around haha

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Originally Posted by jokeyjokejoke

A few weeks ago some Jehavos(sp) knocked on our door preaching. My girlfriend opened the door and when they said "Do you beleive in god" she said no then they started talking about their religion and all that. I went to go to the door to have a debate with this people when my girl starts shaking. She dropped to her knees and stated yelling "I can feel his hands upon me, Praise the lord, i can feel his presence" I swear i have never laughed so much in my life. The look on their faces was priceless and they soon made and exit.

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my wife told them i worship the devil, as i came to the door in a black robe.
they made a hasty retreat.

when i was a teen we had a neighbor lady who was a real bitch. we one evening found a dead skunk along the road. we were all to happy to climb to her roof and put it down her chimney. I might add it was a january eve.

when i was a delinquent we used to make these stink bombs and break them on peoples sidewalks we didnt like.


we would take mason jars fill them 3/4 of the way full of piss and then fill them with eggs. we would let them sit all summer in somebodys attic. man those fuckers were wicked.

we also raised a lot of hell with a three person water balloon launcher....

and of course we had a spud gun. got in some trouble with that thing....

try a stink bomb in a walmart bath room.
roflmao
smells like someone died on the shitter.

i like to glue random shit to surfaces around the house (i.e. pens, magazines, shoes). pisses people off.

Oh the days.....Let's see Dry ice in the toilet at the local bowling alley.......1/4 stick in the toilet at school........smoke bomb (the big ones that last for 1-2 minutes) in the school gym, just before a pep assembly....Hung a dead pigeon at the main entrance of school just before an evaluation committee was to arrive for a chicken dinner....and my coup de gras, was the salt shaker at the school lunchroom, I replaced it with one that had 1/2 salt and 1/2 alum, if you don't know what alum is, it is a pickling spice that will pucker your mouth like no tomorrow! there was about 100 kids running around TRYING to scream!

There were a lot more too!!!


Man, I was a little bastard in high school.

he's only one away from 420 posts!!! *drumroll*