THE TEN CRON COMMANDMENTS

i wrote out some house rules because there are people over my house alot and i needed to set some house rules

please give any other good suggestion

1. bring somthing to the party (food, drink, weed,)
2. always keep environment comfortable for all / sleeping guests shall be untuched
3. whoevers DJ, play song all the way through
4. puff puff pass (dont camp on the blunt)
5. take phone calls away from circle
6. dont get bitchy when denied a specific song/show/munchy
7. dont go through my shit
8. try not to over do it, its not a contest to see who can drink or smoke the most. just chill and enjoy the night
9. puking is for the bathroom
10. you brake my shit, i brake your face

i think i pritty much coverd everything

dont let weed control your social life.

^^ ??? im tryin to keep my house under control

dont interupt a good song if it comes on stfu and relax

Do something nice for someone that makes absolutely no sense.

If watching a movie and you have already seen it dont ruin it for everyone else

If someone joins you towards the end of your rotation, load them a bowl and let them achieve the level of psychological stimulation you've reached.

In otherwords, let late comers play catch-up (if you're close to them)

Don't eat babies. That's a major buzzkill. Actually, all forms of cannibalism are out of the question.

I would say you break it you bought it.
i would rather have new stuff.

when i say "Get out" get the fuck out.
if i got a lady waiting, please leave so i can get my swerve on. dont sit and cockblock me, bitch

Dont repeatedly tell me "how damn high you are"

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I dont wanna hear about "this is the best weed ever, its called Alabama Crotch Rocket"...WHO CARES? Does it get me high? If so then leave it at that!

Chill

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Originally Posted by Reefer Rogue

Chill

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Quoted for the truthiest truth, this side of Truthinessville, Truth,

Light the bowl from the edges and never from the center then immediately cap the bowl or pass it so others can taste the fresh greenery before entire surface is toasted...better yet have enough bowls so passing isn't needed and everyone has fresh to toke!

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Originally Posted by TheFatKid

Quoted for the truthiest truth, this side of Truthinessville, Truth,

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Cheers man, you know what's up.

dont give animals booze

feels like a repeat but anywho

1. don't scare my pets
2. shut the fuck up when neibors are sleeping
3. if you don't have internet why do you have a myspace?(stop asking to use my internet)
4. replace every slide you break
5. unless approved don't masterbate in my home
6. don't pinch my bag when I'm smoking you out
7. hit a female I hit you
8. check your "gangsterness" at the door
9. don't walk in holding a weapon(had someone stroll on over with a baseball bat in the middle of winter)
11. use common sense and no need to read any other rules then this one

Never complain or brag about quality of weed.
Do not eat all of my food.
If the bowl is reaching cachedness, please warn the person after you.

no rules! :stoned:

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Originally Posted by pass the chicken

3. if you don't have internet why do you have a myspace?(stop asking to use my internet)
5. unless approved don't masterbate in my home
7. hit a female I hit you

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thanks im addin those,, i'd be pissed if somone started jerkin it in my house

ITS THE TEN CHRON COMMANDMENTS... Cant tell me nothing about this bud. cant tell me nothing about this herb, this weed....

1- Never let no one know how much weight you got, cuz you know, the herbagrey will put you in surgery for an emergency, flashing your zips get jacked urgently.

2-Never let em sell you dry blunts. dont you know fresh swishers are like velvet when there well licked?

3- never trust nobody, your connect will rob that ass over cash for an LBow, hell no, make sure you know your holmes well yo

4- No you heard this before. Never spill the weed, get killed indeed over sensimilla seeds on my carpet, im hearltess when i start shit

5- never sell no herb where you rest at, i dont care if they want an O tell em No

6- Frontin is stuntin, if a pothead owes you 20 bucks you gettin nothin

7- This rule is so fuckin faded, keep your cokehead friend and your bong completely separated, all that yayo jitterin will get that roor decimated

8- Never keep no herb in a jar of peanut butter, or try to grind it with a pizza cutter

9- If you aint gettin high then yell Fuck The Stress, if *****z think your stuff is less then they wont take you seriously like you was rockin a fuckin dress

10- If you think you cant take any more take some more, make it sore until your lungs are baked and poor, introduce your face to floor until you burn out into a faded bore.