AHAHAHAHAH! And the nuking countdown is on.
Here's the story...Lincoln drinks out of the faucet. So he was up on the rim of the sink, and kept dipping his tail in the cup of bacon grease. I'm from the south, we save shit like that. Papi is a neatnik, and was tidying up the abode, and in the process, actually dumped the entire cup all over the cat. He looks so pitiful IRL. I have been laughing my ass off for 3 hours now. He's so humiliated. Poor puddy.
Papi's soaping him off right now. More hilarity to come.