Wife Translations Guide LOL

Almost all of these are true for me, and very entertaining to read.


The wife says: We need
The wife means: I want

The wife says: It's your decision
The wife means: The correct decision should be obvious

The wife says: Do what you want
The wife means: You'll pay for this later

The wife says: We need to talk
The wife means: I need to complain

The wife says: Sure... go ahead
The wife means: I don't want you to

The wife says: I'm not upset
The wife means: Of course I'm upset you moron

The wife says: You're... so manly
The wife means: You need a shave and you sweat a lot

The wife says: Be romantic, turn out the lights
The wife means: I have flabby thighs.

The wife says: This kitchen is so inconvenient
The wife means: I want a new house.

The wife says: I want new curtains.
The wife means: Also carpeting, furniture, and wallpaper!

The wife says: I need wedding shoes.
The wife means: The other forty pairs are the wrong shade of white.

The wife says: Hang the picture there
The wife means: No, I mean hang it there!

The wife says: I heard a noise
The wife means: I noticed you were almost asleep.

The wife says: Do you love me?
The wife means: I'm going to ask for something expensive.

The wife says: How much do you love me?
The wife means: I did something today you're not going to like.

The wife says: I'll be ready in a minute.
The wife means: Kick off your shoes and take an hour nap.

The wife says: Am I fat?
The wife means: Tell me I'm beautiful.

The wife says: You have to learn to communicate.
The wife means: Just agree with me.

The wife says: Are you listening to me?
The wife means: [Too late, your doomed.]

The wife says: Yes
The wife means: No

The wife says: No
The wife means: No

The wife says: Maybe
The wife means: No

The wife says: I'm sorry
The wife means: You'll be sorry

The wife says: Do you like this recipe?
The wife means: You better get used to it

The wife says: All we're going to buy is a soap dish
The wife means: I'm coming back with enough to fill this place.

The wife says: Was that the baby?
The wife means: Get out of bed and walk him

The wife says: I'm not yelling!
The wife means: Yes I am! I think this is important!

In answer to the question "What's wrong?"

The wife says: The same old thing.
The wife means: Nothing.

The wife says: Nothing.
The wife means: Everything.

The wife says: Nothing, really.
The wife means: It's just that you're an idiot.

The wife says: I don't want to talk about it.
The wife means: I'm still building up steam.

haha, well I dont take forever to get ready,

Funny.

so... dont you think the life would be WAY easier if the wives just talked exactly what they mean? :confused:

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Originally Posted by Coelho

so... dont you think the life would be WAY easier if the wives just talked exactly what they mean? :confused:

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but it wouldn't be half as interesting.

woman not saying what they mean. thats the glue that holds the world in place

Why doesn't the wife say what she means? It doesn't make any sense!

That is so sad but so true.....80% of all marriages end from poor comunication...the other 20% of the gals were not getting fucked right.


I am glad I can comunicate with my girl. I love you Babe...now bend over and drop those panties.

Yeag... you're... so manly...
hahahaha just kidding big guy... love ya babe...

Actually I don't really agree with a lot of those translations... like we need to talk / i need to complain and we need/ i want... were getting a soap dish/ coming back with everything in the store... we need new curtains/ and a whole new living room... I've always thought of myself as practical...

but some are true: i heard a noise/ haha you don't get to go to sleep until you get outta bed and check the latches on every window in the house

Women are so confusing - it fries my brain.

you Forgot One....

Women says "its Common Sense, holy fuk"

really means "I have no idea, but If I get angry You wont tell the difference"

I love that one..... Common Sense to who?

kd

haha!

Wpmen can be quite confusing at times. But we love you gals. Who else can we love?

Peace,
White Wolf