40 Reasons Why Its Wonderful To Be A Woman

So I was surfing the internet and found this great list. Enjoy I did. Especially the last one I had to post it just because of the last one.

1. When a ship sinks, women (and children) get off first.

2. A woman can hug her best friend without worrying she'll think she's gay.

3. Women can talk to attractive members of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

4. A woman can never be blamed if it's wet on the floor around the toilet bowl.

5. If a woman cheats on her spouse everyone will assume it's because she was being emotionally neglected.

6. Women are capable of doing at least two different things to a passable standard at the same time.

7. Women live longer than men.

8. Women know how to cover up spots and other facial blemishes.

9. If a woman inexplicably disappears for two weeks, one of her friends will notice.

10. Women mature earlier than men (some men never mature at all).

11. There are times when chocolate is really the answer to all woman's problems.

12. Women don't feel uncomfortable with gay waiters or hairdressers.

13. A woman can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

14. Women know the truth about whether size matters...

15. A woman can take a drive without trying to beat her best time.

16. If a woman forgets to shave, no-one has to know.

17. Women are capable of going longer than five minutes without thinking about either sex or football.

18. Women never lust after a cartoon character or the central figure in a computer game.

19. Women can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

20. Women can cry and get off a speeding ticket.

21. A woman can get a whole new lease on life just by changing her lipstick.

22. A woman can congratulate her team-mate without ever touching her rear.

23. Women don't have to worry about catching anything important in their zipper.

24. If a woman says something stupid, most men will just think she's cute.

25. Women can admit to others when they've made a mistake

26. If a woman cries, she's sensitive; if a man cries, he's a wimp.

27. Women know who their children are without having a DNA test.

28. It's cool to be a daddy's girl. It's sad to be a mummy's boy.

29. Women can wear platforms - which is why there is no such thing as a short woman's complex.

30. Women can watch one TV channel at a time without getting bored.

31. Women have total control over their eyebrows.

32. Women can get drunk quicker and cheaper than men.

33. A woman's friend won't try to persuade her to get a tattoo while she's drunk.

34. A woman won't drive to Hell and back before she asks for directions.

35. Women aren't covered with hair like shag carpeting.

36. Woman don't feel threatened if their partner earns more than they do.

37. For women, a new season means a whole new wardrobe.

38. Women know exactly what buttons to push to get exactly what they want.

39. Women don't think reading the manual is a betrayal of all their species stands for.

40. Women can keep pot plants alive for more than a week.

41. Clitoris+G-spot

guys have a g spot too,

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Originally Posted by Samwhore

guys have a g spot too,

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and a doctor with a flashlight will show you where it is! :D

I doubt the fat kid really wants to know where it is :S2:

I love it. The chocolate one is my favorite.

That's hysterical. I love it all, especially the groupies one and the knowing who your children are one. LOL.

LOL I love the one about the gay hairdressers...

i love the cartoon and video game one

I think it's pretty sexist and inaccurate.

bukujstsu some of those are accurate and the list is for shits and giggles. Relax and laugh a little it makes life alot more fun.

Cool Thread! I agree with every one except:

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Originally Posted by Dro_Princess

23. Women don't have to worry about catching anything important in their zipper.

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A few things I've gotten caught....argh......ha!


:jointsmile: Bree

I've caught my man trying to get in my zipper, does that count?

:eek:

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Originally Posted by bukujutsu

I think it's pretty sexist and inaccurate.

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no need to be so serious, its funny

32. Women can get drunk quicker and cheaper than men.


i drink for the taste and its nice i guess knowing i can drink more of a drink i enjoy without passing out...... (im a man :D)

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Originally Posted by Dro_Princess

bukujstsu some of those are accurate and the list is for shits and giggles. Relax and laugh a little it makes life alot more fun.

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your right :D

(btw, mods take notice, i find it highly offensive and rather sexist that we men dont have a "mens issues" subforum to ourselves :) )


Reasons it's good to be a guy:
1) Three words: Monday Night Football

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
2) You understand why The Three Stooges are funny.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
3) You know stuff about tanks.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
4) A 5 day vacation requires only one suitcase.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
5) Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
6) You don't have to monitor your friends' sex lives.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
7) Your bathroom lines are 80% shorter.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
8) You can open all your own jars.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
9) Old friends don't give a crap whether you've lost or gained weight.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
10) Dry cleaners and haircutters don't rob you blind.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
11) When clicking through the channels, you don't have to stall at every
shot of somebody crying.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
12) Your butt is never a factor in job interviews.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
13) All your orgasms are real.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
14) A beer gut doesn't make you invisible to the opposite sex.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
15) Guy in hockey masks don't attack you (unless you smash 'em into the
boards).

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
16) You don't have to lug a bag of useful stuff around everywhere you go.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
17) Movie nudity is always female.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
18) You can go to the bathroom without a support group.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
19) Your last name stays put.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
20) You can leave the hotel bed unmade.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
21) When your work is criticized, you don't have to panic that everyone
secretly hates you.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
22) You can kill your own food.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
23) The garage is all yours.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
24) You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
25) You see the humor in Terms of Endearment.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
26) Nobody secretly wonders whether you swallow.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
27) You never have to clean a toilet.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
28) You can be showered and ready to go in 10 minutes.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
29) Sex means never worrying about your reputation.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
30) Wedding plans take care of themselves.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
31) If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still
be your friend.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
32) your underwear is $10 for a three-pack.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
33) The National College Cheerleading Championship.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
34) You don't have to shave below your neck.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
35) None of your coworkers has the power to make you cry.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
36) You don't have to curl up next to a hairy butt every night.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
37) If you're 34 and single, nobody even notices.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
38) You can write your name in the snow.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
39) You can get into a nontrivial pissing contest.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
40) Everything on your face gets to stay its original color.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
41) Chocolate is just another snack.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
42) You can be president. (In this lifetime.)

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
43) You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
44) Flowers fix everything.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
45) You never have to worry about other people's feelings.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
46) You get to think about sex 90% of your waking hours.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
47) You can wear a white shirt to a water park.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
48) Three pairs of shoes is more than enough.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
49) You can eat a banana in a hardware store.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
50) You can say anything ("Wow, do my balls hurt!") and not worry about
what people will think.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
51) Foreplay is optional.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
52) Michael Bolton doesn't live in your universe.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
53) Nobody stops telling a good dirty joke when you walk into a room.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
54) You can whip your shirt off on a hot day.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
55) You don't have to clean your apartment if the meter reader's coming by.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
56) You never feel compelled to stop a pal from getting laid.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
57) Car mechanics tell you the truth.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
58) You don't give a rat's butt if anyone notices your new haircut.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
59) You can quietly watch a game with you buddy for hours without ever
thinking "He must be mad at me".

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
60) The world is your urinal.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
61) You never misconstrue innocuous statements to mean your lover's
about to leave you.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
62) You get to jump up and slap stuff.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
63) Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
64) One mood, all the time

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
65) You can admire Clint Eastwood without starving yourself to look like him.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
66) You never have to drive on to another gas station because this one's
just too skeevy.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
67) you know at least 20 ways to open a beer bottle.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
68) You can sit with you knees apart no matter what you're wearing.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
69) Same work...more pay!

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
70) Gray hair and wrinkles only add character.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
71) You don't have to leave the room to make an emergency crotch
adjustment.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
72) Wedding dress: $2,000; tuxedo rental: $75.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
73) You don't care if someone's talking about you behind you back.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
74) With 400 million sperm per shot, you could double the Earth's
population in 15 tries, at least in theory.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
75) You don't mooch off others' desserts.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
76) If you retain water, it's in a canteen.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
77) The remote control is yours and yours alone.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
78) People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
79) ESPN's SportsCenter.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
80) You can drop by to see a friend without having to bring a little gift.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
81) Bachelor parties whomp butt over bridal showers.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
82) You have a normal and healthy relationship with your mother.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
83) You can buy condoms without the shopkeeper imagining you naked.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
84) You needn't pretend you're "Freshening up" to go to the bathroom.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
85) If you don't call your buddy when you say you will, he won't tell
your other friends you've changed.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
86) Someday you'll be a dirty old man.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
87) You can rationalize any behavior with the handy phrase "Screw it."

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
88) If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just
might become lifelong buddies.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
89) Princess Di's death was just another obituary.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
90) The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
91) You never have to miss a sexual opportunity because you're not in
the mood.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
92) You think the idea of punting a small dog is funny.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
93) If something mechanical doesn't work, you can bash it with a hammer
or throw it across the room.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
94) New shoes don't blister, cut, and mangle your feet.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
95) Porn movies are designed with your mind in mind.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
96) You don't have to remember everyone's birthdays and anniversaries.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
97) Not liking a person doesn't preclude having great sex with them.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
98) Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: "So...notice
anything different?"

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
99) Baywatch

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
100) There's always a game on somewhere.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
18) You can go to the bathroom without a support group.

hahaha. seriously whats up with that shit

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Originally Posted by Wesley Pipes

your right :D

(btw, mods take notice, i find it highly offensive and rather sexist that we men dont have a "mens issues" subforum to ourselves :) )


Reasons it's good to be a guy:
1) Three words: Monday Night Football

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
2) You understand why The Three Stooges are funny.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
3) You know stuff about tanks.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
4) A 5 day vacation requires only one suitcase.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
5) Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
6) You don't have to monitor your friends' sex lives.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
7) Your bathroom lines are 80% shorter.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
8) You can open all your own jars.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
9) Old friends don't give a crap whether you've lost or gained weight.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
10) Dry cleaners and haircutters don't rob you blind.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
11) When clicking through the channels, you don't have to stall at every
shot of somebody crying.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
12) Your butt is never a factor in job interviews.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
13) All your orgasms are real.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
14) A beer gut doesn't make you invisible to the opposite sex.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
15) Guy in hockey masks don't attack you (unless you smash 'em into the
boards).

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
16) You don't have to lug a bag of useful stuff around everywhere you go.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
17) Movie nudity is always female.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
18) You can go to the bathroom without a support group.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
19) Your last name stays put.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
20) You can leave the hotel bed unmade.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
21) When your work is criticized, you don't have to panic that everyone
secretly hates you.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
22) You can kill your own food.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
23) The garage is all yours.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
24) You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
25) You see the humor in Terms of Endearment.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
26) Nobody secretly wonders whether you swallow.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
27) You never have to clean a toilet.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
28) You can be showered and ready to go in 10 minutes.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
29) Sex means never worrying about your reputation.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
30) Wedding plans take care of themselves.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
31) If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still
be your friend.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
32) your underwear is $10 for a three-pack.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
33) The National College Cheerleading Championship.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
34) You don't have to shave below your neck.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
35) None of your coworkers has the power to make you cry.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
36) You don't have to curl up next to a hairy butt every night.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
37) If you're 34 and single, nobody even notices.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
38) You can write your name in the snow.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
39) You can get into a nontrivial pissing contest.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
40) Everything on your face gets to stay its original color.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
41) Chocolate is just another snack.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
42) You can be president. (In this lifetime.)

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
43) You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
44) Flowers fix everything.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
45) You never have to worry about other people's feelings.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
46) You get to think about sex 90% of your waking hours.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
47) You can wear a white shirt to a water park.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
48) Three pairs of shoes is more than enough.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
49) You can eat a banana in a hardware store.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
50) You can say anything ("Wow, do my balls hurt!") and not worry about
what people will think.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
51) Foreplay is optional.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
52) Michael Bolton doesn't live in your universe.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
53) Nobody stops telling a good dirty joke when you walk into a room.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
54) You can whip your shirt off on a hot day.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
55) You don't have to clean your apartment if the meter reader's coming by.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
56) You never feel compelled to stop a pal from getting laid.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
57) Car mechanics tell you the truth.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
58) You don't give a rat's butt if anyone notices your new haircut.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
59) You can quietly watch a game with you buddy for hours without ever
thinking "He must be mad at me".

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
60) The world is your urinal.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
61) You never misconstrue innocuous statements to mean your lover's
about to leave you.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
62) You get to jump up and slap stuff.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
63) Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
64) One mood, all the time

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
65) You can admire Clint Eastwood without starving yourself to look like him.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
66) You never have to drive on to another gas station because this one's
just too skeevy.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
67) you know at least 20 ways to open a beer bottle.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
68) You can sit with you knees apart no matter what you're wearing.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
69) Same work...more pay!

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
70) Gray hair and wrinkles only add character.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
71) You don't have to leave the room to make an emergency crotch
adjustment.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
72) Wedding dress: $2,000; tuxedo rental: $75.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
73) You don't care if someone's talking about you behind you back.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
74) With 400 million sperm per shot, you could double the Earth's
population in 15 tries, at least in theory.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
75) You don't mooch off others' desserts.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
76) If you retain water, it's in a canteen.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
77) The remote control is yours and yours alone.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
78) People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
79) ESPN's SportsCenter.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
80) You can drop by to see a friend without having to bring a little gift.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
81) Bachelor parties whomp butt over bridal showers.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
82) You have a normal and healthy relationship with your mother.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
83) You can buy condoms without the shopkeeper imagining you naked.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
84) You needn't pretend you're "Freshening up" to go to the bathroom.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
85) If you don't call your buddy when you say you will, he won't tell
your other friends you've changed.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
86) Someday you'll be a dirty old man.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
87) You can rationalize any behavior with the handy phrase "Screw it."

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
88) If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just
might become lifelong buddies.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
89) Princess Di's death was just another obituary.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
90) The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
91) You never have to miss a sexual opportunity because you're not in
the mood.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
92) You think the idea of punting a small dog is funny.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
93) If something mechanical doesn't work, you can bash it with a hammer
or throw it across the room.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
94) New shoes don't blister, cut, and mangle your feet.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
95) Porn movies are designed with your mind in mind.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
96) You don't have to remember everyone's birthdays and anniversaries.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
97) Not liking a person doesn't preclude having great sex with them.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
98) Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: "So...notice
anything different?"

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
99) Baywatch

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
100) There's always a game on somewhere.

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Yeah, that's me to a tee.

I think its funny that guys objected to the women's one because it was sexist and inaccurate, while I read over the men's and don't care about the sexism or inaccuracy - I am just immeasurably glad that I don't have a lot of those qualities!!

Ah, how I love the differences inherent to the genders.

And I'm not saying any of you guys are bad or anything, I'm just glad I'm not one.

that's just awesome:D

That makes it 140 reasons why it good to be bi...

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Originally Posted by Skink

That makes it 140 reasons why it good to be bi...

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:S2: :S2: :S2:

You've officially earned a new little place in my heart. That was the best response to this thread possible, I think.

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Originally Posted by vileoxidation

:S2: :S2: :S2:

You've officially earned a new little place in my heart. That was the best response to this thread possible, I think.

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Your to kind,,,thanks...

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Originally Posted by Skink

Your to kind,,,thanks...

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Sorry, I know I'm a bit off my rocker sometimes. Well, all the time...

But it was still a great response.

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Reasons it's good to be a guy:
17) Movie nudity is always female.

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Ever seen Eurotrip?

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Reasons it's good to be a guy:
18) You can go to the bathroom without a support group.

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I hate doing that, I'd like to pee alone please.

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Reasons it's good to be a guy:
83) You can buy condoms without the shopkeeper imagining you naked.

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He could be gay.

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Reasons it's good to be a guy:
92) You think the idea of punting a small dog is funny.

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Especially when they make that whiney howl noise.

I am very guy like, but my genitals say woman.

No, I didn't, now people will ask me if I have "vagina" tattoo'ed on my genitals.