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yeh, saturday thats the kind of search i got. not even me but EVERYONE in the house, and there was at least 50-60 people there. luckily we got a heads up on the cops so we hid our shit in cabinets and in the chimney LOL, cuz they didnt have a warrant. but i thought that was a little intense for a house party, they acted like we were fuckin trafficin heroin or somethin lol. so i didnt know how many people have had this kind of intesnse pat down, but if you have you might like it, i got a chub:p
haha, sorry about that, I love Dave
LOLOLOLOL! You kinky thing! I am getting such a kick out of this. The mental picture is priceless.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dmo18
sounds very awkward
if your picturing it in your mind, it was me, with my hands against the wall, and the cops doing her thing and at the same time telling us we were all going to die cause we smoke cigarettes. she was a fuckin bitch, but i like the way she touched me, i was kinda hoping she would come back;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Mrs. Greenjeans
Dude you've got me giggling so hard now.
thats fucked...id sue em
it was quite a funny situation. she was tryin to be a hard ass and in the process she got to the 2 drunkest ppl there, which were already passed out, and she starts doin her thing and then goes "my god did you piss yourself" moves to the next kid "my god you too" lol everyone was laughin under there breath
Hahaha! That wicked :jointsmile:
Thats fucking crazy.
They can do that? Obviously I've heard of it, but what reason did they have to search your anus!?
At least it was a female cop. Was she hot?
Heh, reminds me of butthead "Uhh, did I just score?"
you sayin female cops searched you while you were told to 'lift your sack and spread your cheeks'
searches like that are done without clothing and only in lock down facilities.
not naked, but yes she did cup my balls and rub her hand around the crack of my ass. did it to everyone, even the girls with skirts onQuote:
Originally Posted by Humboldt215
Okay, now I'm getting turned on.
damn greenjeans you a freak:thumbsup:Quote:
Originally Posted by Mrs. Greenjeans
I know. I can't help it. Papi nailed me twice today too. You'd think I would be all settled down.
That's really strange o_0 I can't believe they actually do searches like that to whole groups of people out of areas like checkpoints and stuff.
lol
I'd sew the city cuz that shits illegal,there supposed to have a male officer do that because you can get sexual harassment charges put on them. If the cops didnt have owners permision to even be in the house you can get them in shit for that too. I hate law enforcement they think they can do what ever they want little pricks
Oh...I thought she gave you the ol' in-n-out.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dmo18
Girls too 'eh? Prettty hot.
wow the title of this thread is the same sentance i woke up to this morning hmmm haha
See?^ I'm not the only freak on here.Quote:
Originally Posted by Frivolous248
i saw quagmire on ur AV and i just imagined him and a hot female officer sayiing "spread your cheeks and lift ur sack" and him bein like gigggity giggityQuote:
Originally Posted by blazed620
Haha that's crazy man...one time a cop hopped over my fence and told a friend of mine who was pissing to turn around with his hands up - "hold on, i'm doin somethin here" zipzip...pretty awkward n funny if you don't say so..
yo Frivolous have u seen A Clockwork Orange?Quote:
Originally Posted by Frivolous248
You should have asked for a happy ending.
OMFG!!!!! Happy ending has been the running joke around my house all week.
Although after the grapeseed-oil-at-7-in-the-morning-handjob, we now call it a Happy Beginning.
girls with skirts have balls!?!?!?!?!?!?Quote:
Originally Posted by Dmo18
lol jk