How to roll the perfect dutch

Well, im just sharing the way I roll my blunts. I see everyone else using phillies,swishers,wraps,blabla.. the only way to go is a dutch!! :)

Just sharing my technique.. its easy, and your blunt never fails you.

It goes like this.

my technique goes like this when i roll a dutch.

1)take cigar out of plastic.
2)suck the cigar like its a dick, make sure its all wet(this way your outer leaf doesn't dry up)
3)unravel the leaf, starting off by the mouthpiece of the cigar
4)take cancer paper off (the nasty paper surrounding the mouthpiece)
5)split cigar down the middle where the crease is
6)rip the glue off
7)depending on how much weed ur putting in, take excess paper you wont be needing to roll it up in the inner leaf, this way your smoking less nasty paper
8)fill her up, even it all up
9)twist it up, make sure its pretty nicely tight, not too tight where you cant even get hits off it
10) roll it back into the outer leaf, snip off excess paper at the ends of the blunt, dry it, smoke it


I'll try to post a pic of two on how my beaut's come out. I'll try to dig up some pics

Try this out sometime!! It works great, and youll be extremely happy with the results :stoned:

yeah but doesnt wrapping it around an extra leaf change the taste for the worse??

mm, not neccessarily, its like your smoking a mini cigar, your just re rolling it with trees, without rolling it into the outer, you wouldn't be able to smoke that shit itd fall apart, bend etc:wtf:

i like to just crack it then stick the inner and outer leaf together then roll it

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Originally Posted by xLIbluntsmokeNYx

2)suck the cigar like its a dick

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haaaa

....one-thing

when-you-twist-it-up-it-doesnt-really-gotta-be-all-that-tight...


when-you-roll-it-up-in-the-leaf-it-should-make-it-a-pretty-decent-...tightness...

dutches-all-the-way-though---

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Originally Posted by xLIbluntsmokeNYx

Well, im just sharing the way I roll my blunts. I see everyone else using phillies,swishers,wraps,blabla.. the only way to go is a dutch!! :)

Just sharing my technique.. its easy, and your blunt never fails you.

It goes like this.

my technique goes like this when i roll a dutch.

1)take cigar out of plastic.
2)suck the cigar like its a dick, make sure its all wet(this way your outer leaf doesn't dry up)
3)unravel the leaf, starting off by the mouthpiece of the cigar
4)take cancer paper off (the nasty paper surrounding the mouthpiece)
5)split cigar down the middle where the crease is
6)rip the glue off
7)depending on how much weed ur putting in, take excess paper you wont be needing to roll it up in the inner leaf, this way your smoking less nasty paper
8)fill her up, even it all up
9)twist it up, make sure its pretty nicely tight, not too tight where you cant even get hits off it
10) roll it back into the outer leaf, snip off excess paper at the ends of the blunt, dry it, smoke it


I'll try to post a pic of two on how my beaut's come out. I'll try to dig up some pics

Try this out sometime!! It works great, and youll be extremely happy with the results :stoned:

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Lol tim no offence but you should be rolling a little longer before you decide to make a tutorial and shit.

And that part about suckin it like a dick is bull you know you just like to slobber on that bitch you homo:p . You seen me roll my blunts don't need to slobber on that shit just get the end where you first start to unroll wet and if its not stale the rest don't even need to be wet untill your about to roll it at the end.

BTW tim whats good with blazing me up? we havn't chilled in a while lol:D i might have 5 this week or during vacation

jus showin these peeps how i roll my dutches prick lol


and yea i heard about the whole little party last night at ur crib?


psshhhtttttt blazee you up!! ha!!


yes we will def chill, its been a while
:rasta:

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Originally Posted by xLIbluntsmokeNYx

jus showin these peeps how i roll my dutches prick lol


and yea i heard about the whole little party last night at ur crib?


psshhhtttttt blazee you up!! ha!!


yes we will def chill, its been a while
:rasta:

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i guess you can call it a party but i didn't even invite any of my friends cause i was supposed to go to steve's party. the party at my house was more my sisters. i left steve's to smoke and just ended up chillin at my crib playin beer pong with my sisters friends, joe, chris, eric, and kyle. if i planned on that in the first place i would have deffently invited more ppl you being one of those and you know that shit.

yea thats the only way me and my friends roll. personally i think just cracking it in half at the beginning is retarded

yesterday i tried to roll a blunt, but im not sure if what i bought was a cigar or just a big ciggeret

bow big is a cigar?

a cigar to my guess is prolly like 6 inches long about..


jus buy a dutch and follow those steps, its easy and it'll smoke beautifully:thumbsup:

Yea its called leaf rolling and its how most ppl roll Dutches

obviously not everyone, which is why im trying to spread the word on how to roll the mean blunts.

i love dutches and games for the fact that they burn slow, but i hate the taste of em. the green ones are ok though.

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Originally Posted by xLIbluntsmokeNYx

a cigar to my guess is prolly like 6 inches long about..


jus buy a dutch and follow those steps, its easy and it'll smoke beautifully:thumbsup:

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All cigars have different lengths and gauges. =P

damn right dutches are the only way to go....the leaf rolling that bluntsmoke is talking about is the best way...my brother can bust his dutches down the middle and roll a beautiful blunt...i'd rather just leaf roll it's neater and seems to burn slower

that looked like the way to roll any blunt with the exception of the suck it like a dick part. if the inner and outer leaf come apart a little just wet it a little in those spots and you are fine. if i see someone sucking a blunt like a dick before they roll it im going to say lets throw that one out. i never noticed any glue on blunts but hell it could be there i dont look too hard. also if you find blunt paper to be nasty then why in the name of god are you smoking blunts? split it gut it fill it seal it nothing more to it than that

yup thats the best way to roll them... Unravel, reravel......

the fastest easiest way is to simply follow the spiral from the round part of a Vanilla Dutch Master Masters Collection up to the flat butt top. slice it straight down the middle right at that line or about a cm to the left of it.

This will leave you with 3 nice pieces to reattach. be gentle so they wont crack, saliva will revive em if they are getting brittle.

Gut the dutch (empty the insides completely) then with scissors or with ur hands rip off at minimum 1 to 1 1/2 inches from the round end. In there is paper u don't wan't to smoke. This will leave u with a rectangle paper with 3 semi attached papers on the outside.

How much to rip depends on amount of pref being used. Typically 1g can comfortably fit a 1 to 1 1/2 inch cuts. Cut longer for less stuff.

Efficiently lubricate each piece and attach it to the whole piece one by one.

*Be courteous of others and don't roll after u just ate anything from onions to "peaches n cream". Brush ya teeth, to get the presentable saliva.

For better results lick the paper then the area to be attached to on the dutch and for added effect and for final product firmly PRESS paper on ur hamstring with the palm of ur dry clean hands. This will merge the papers perfectly together and rub off much of ur saliva back onto your pants u nasty mofo. Do this with each piece until the final Press with all of em.

Finally add ur pref and make it all even and roll it in one even pressure roll on a flat surface like ur favorite rappers face on there cd case. Right before the final edge rolls up pick the dutch up and lick the edge on BOTH sides. Just make sure u get a little of the top side so it merges together and stays that way.

Roll the final time all together then let it dry when it is reattached. With practice u will understand what is required for a nice roll. There is a proportion of amount used and length and tightness of roll that has to be mastered so u will have long ass effective dutches.

Another favorite are Tanks. Which are 2 dutches attached to one another for one long ass vanilla dutch rolled fat for plenty to go to sleep.

its nice to see a thread were someone actually knows the correct way to roll a proper dutchie blunt, far too often people start off with inadequate materials(phillies, swishers, blunt wraps etc..) But a dutch master (Corona De Lux) is the way to go. Also too many people simply cut or split open the outer and inner leaves at the same time which can have devastating results when it comes time to smoke. Unwrapping the outer leaf is a must, removing the glue strip on the inner leaf is also a must do.. But rolling the outer leaf back on is by far the most important thing when it comes to a nice even burning blunt that smokes slow, but yet easy to hit like a cigar.. ***please remember that i am referring to blunts that have been rolled with the finest quality weed. Any quality less than the best, do what you want with, as i have no comment. Sorry for the stoned rant in your thread just something that bothers me deeply......:stoned:

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Originally Posted by ldg420

its nice to see a thread were someone actually knows the correct way to roll a proper dutchie blunt, far too often people start off with inadequate materials(phillies, swishers, blunt wraps etc..) But a dutch master (Corona De Lux) is the way to go. Also too many people simply cut or split open the outer and inner leaves at the same time which can have devastating results when it comes time to smoke. Unwrapping the outer leaf is a must, removing the glue strip on the inner leaf is also a must do.. But rolling the outer leaf back on is by far the most important thing when it comes to a nice even burning blunt that smokes slow, but yet easy to hit like a cigar.. ***please remember that i am referring to blunts that have been rolled with the finest quality weed. Any quality less than the best, do what you want with, as i have no comment. Sorry for the stoned rant in your thread just something that bothers me deeply......:stoned:

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I always just cut my blunts open, I never roll seamless, and I've never had any problems at all. You can just make sure the leaf stays in place by putting some saliva around the edges or after gutting strip the outer leaf entirely, spread some honey on the inner leaf and reapply the outer leaf for a really slow-burning smoke. I find unraveling the leaf and all that just takes up time and I really don't notice any difference.
And it bothers you deeply that people don't roll the same as you or roll with mids instead of headies? Weird.:wtf:

Green Games for life btw:stoned: